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* "So What?" by Anti-Nowhere League (popularized by [[Metallica]]'s cover of it), includes, [[Bawdy Song|among other obscenities]] "And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down his throat!"
* The Brazilian song "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXpi1_mejQ Mundo Animal]", by [[Refuge in Vulgarity]] experts Mamonas Assassinas, opens with what could be translated as:
{{quote|''Eating armadillo is good
''To bad it hurts your back
''The animal's too short
''That's why I prefer the goats }}
** It should be noted that "eating" is a slang for, [[Intercourse with You|you know...]]
* Many of [[Wesley Willis]]' songs deal with bestiality ("Suck a Cheetah's Dick", "Drink a Camel's Cum"). A schizophrenic, Willis believed that demons were tormenting him, and that the songs would disgust the demons enough to leave him alone.
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{{quote|"Some people wonder why Scotsmen like sheep/ 'Tis only because [[Gag Penis|we need something that deep]]."}}
* "The Lonely Shepherd" by [[Pig With The Face Of A Boy]] is about a shepherd who slept with another shepherd's wife, and then starts to feel a bit lonely...
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* A [[Society for Creative Anachronism]] parody of the song "Old-Time Religion" had a stanza that went something like:
{{quote|''All praise to Father Zeus,
''He's a lecher on the loose,
''He'll screw woman, goat or goose,
''But he's good enough for me.}}
** A popular SCA sing-along, [http://www-cs.canisius.edu/~salley/SCA/Bardbook/moose.html "The Moose Song"], extolled the virtues of (what else?) moose, and contrasts them with other animals who are inferior companions:
{{quote|''I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
''I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
''Sharks are quite good, though they're hard to pull loose
''But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!}}
* [[Modern Man]]'s "Back into Cattle Again", a parody of "Back in the Saddle Again", tells the (first-person) story of a cowboy of indiscriminate tastes who nonetheless after much exploration has returned to his first love.
== Mythology ==
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