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'''M. Bison:''' I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.<br /> |
'''M. Bison:''' I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.<br /> |
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'''Chun-Li:''' You don't remember?!<br /> |
'''Chun-Li:''' You don't remember?!<br /> |
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'''M. Bison:''' For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. [[Trope Namer|But for me... it was Tuesday]].|''[[Street Fighter]]: [[Street Fighter ( |
'''M. Bison:''' For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. [[Trope Namer|But for me... it was Tuesday]].|''[[Street Fighter]]: [[Street Fighter (film)|The Movie]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Sarda''': That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Sarda''': That is a child who watched you slaughter his parents.<br /> |
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'''Black Mage''': Gonna have to be more specific. <br /> |
'''Black Mage''': Gonna have to be more specific. <br /> |
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'''Sarda''': After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family. Then his other foster family. Then you destroyed his orphanage. <br /> |
'''Sarda''': After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family. Then his other foster family. Then you destroyed his orphanage. <br /> |
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'''Black Mage''': Like, was this ''recently''? Last week? Month? Help a guy out, will ya'? |''[[ |
'''Black Mage''': Like, was this ''recently''? Last week? Month? Help a guy out, will ya'? |''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Roy''': Gah! It was forty years ago! <br /> |
{{quote|'''Roy''': Gah! It was forty years ago! <br /> |
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'''Xykon''': Oh! Right! Now, I remember. <br /> |
'''Xykon''': Oh! Right! Now, I remember. <br /> |
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'''Xykon''': Because it was laundry night and I had trouble getting the blood out of my robes. <br /> |
'''Xykon''': Because it was laundry night and I had trouble getting the blood out of my robes. <br /> |
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'''Roy''': Oh, that is IT!! |''[[ |
'''Roy''': Oh, that is IT!! |''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something."''|'''Xykon''', [[Running Gag|again]], ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Hey, wait a second. I know who you are now! You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something."''|'''Xykon''', [[Running Gag|again]], ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Psychopathic Manchild|Thog]]''': actually, thog hazy on that. did thog kill them off-panel?<br /> |
{{quote|'''[[Psychopathic Manchild|Thog]]''': actually, thog hazy on that. did thog kill them off-panel?<br /> |
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'''Roy''': ''"Hazy"''?? Bad news for you, then. Bad guys not remembering their evil deeds is [[Berserk Button|something of a pet peeve of mine]].|''[[ |
'''Roy''': ''"Hazy"''?? Bad news for you, then. Bad guys not remembering their evil deeds is [[Berserk Button|something of a pet peeve of mine]].|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Buttercup''': You killed my love.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Buttercup''': You killed my love.<br /> |
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'''Dread Pirate Roberts''': It's possible. I kill a lot of people.|''[[The Princess Bride ( |
'''Dread Pirate Roberts''': It's possible. I kill a lot of people.|''[[The Princess Bride (film)|The Princess Bride]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Blight:''' Who ''are'' you?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Blight:''' Who ''are'' you?<br /> |
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'''Blight:''' Yes!<br /> |
'''Blight:''' Yes!<br /> |
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'''Batman:''' ''[dramatically enters the scene]'' You killed my father.<br /> |
'''Batman:''' ''[dramatically enters the scene]'' You killed my father.<br /> |
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'''Blight:''' ...Do you have the ''slightest idea'' how little that narrows it down?!|''[[ |
'''Blight:''' ...Do you have the ''slightest idea'' how little that narrows it down?!|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ashnard:''' Annoying little insect. Whose path is it that you think to block?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Ashnard:''' Annoying little insect. Whose path is it that you think to block?<br /> |
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'''Jill:''' What?<br /> |
'''Jill:''' What?<br /> |
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'''Ashnard:''' This is a waste of time. Leave my sight at once.<br /> |
'''Ashnard:''' This is a waste of time. Leave my sight at once.<br /> |
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'''Jill:''' ...Ashnard... Ashnard!! ASHNARD!! [[This Is Unforgivable|I...will never forgive you!]] NEVER!!!|''[[Fire Emblem |
'''Jill:''' ...Ashnard... Ashnard!! ASHNARD!! [[This Is Unforgivable!|I...will never forgive you!]] NEVER!!!|''[[Fire Emblem|Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Arc''': You're the one that killed my father!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Arc''': You're the one that killed my father!<br /> |
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'''Ark Ghoul''': I have killed many, and your father may have been among them. But if I did slay him, his death was so unremarkable that I have no memory of it.|''[[ |
'''Ark Ghoul''': I have killed many, and your father may have been among them. But if I did slay him, his death was so unremarkable that I have no memory of it.|''[[Arc the Lad]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Major Kira:''' Nothing justifies genocide!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Major Kira:''' Nothing justifies genocide!<br /> |
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'''Gul Darhe'el <ref>(actually his clerk, Marritza, impersonating him)</ref>:''' What you call genocide, I call a day's work.|''[[Star Trek Deep Space Nine |
'''Gul Darhe'el <ref>(actually his clerk, Marritza, impersonating him)</ref>:''' What you call genocide, I call a day's work.|''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'', "Duet"}} |
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{{quote|'''Quentin Beck:''' ''[in flashback]'' They'll arrest me for this, and it's all your fault! I will get you, I swear!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Quentin Beck:''' ''[in flashback]'' They'll arrest me for this, and it's all your fault! I will get you, I swear!<br /> |
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'''Terri Lee:''' ''[present]'' This is something you have trouble remembering?<br /> |
'''Terri Lee:''' ''[present]'' This is something you have trouble remembering?<br /> |
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'''Spider-Man:''' Hey, I hear that kinda thing... two, three times a week!|''[[Spider-Man |
'''Spider-Man:''' Hey, I hear that kinda thing... two, three times a week!|''[[Spider-Man: The Animated Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Thor:''' ''[accusatory]'' You are a vile liar!<br /> |
{{quote|'''Thor:''' ''[accusatory]'' You are a vile liar!<br /> |
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{{quote|'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff? <br /> |
{{quote|'''Tallis:''' The Montfort family inherited this mountain from a clan of Nevarran dragon-hunters. Well, maybe inherited is the wrong word. What do you call it when you kill someone in order to get all their stuff? <br /> |
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'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Tuesday.|''[[ |
'''Aggressive!Hawke:''' Tuesday.|''[[Dragon Age II]]''}} |
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{{quote|''You shall rue the day you met me, my friend. If indeed you even remember who I am.''|[[The Onion]], ''[http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-revenge-will-be-rushed-and-unfulfilling,11519/ My Revenge Will Be Rushed And Unfulfilling]''}} |
{{quote|''You shall rue the day you met me, my friend. If indeed you even remember who I am.''|[[The Onion]], ''[http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-revenge-will-be-rushed-and-unfulfilling,11519/ My Revenge Will Be Rushed And Unfulfilling]''}} |
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'''London:''' Tuesday.|''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]'', a non-violence-based example}} |
'''London:''' Tuesday.|''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]'', a non-violence-based example}} |
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{{quote|'''Discord''': You've managed to more than make up for me, ahem, accidentally wiping out the Hippocampi, Flutterponies, and most of your kind. I was so -sure- I turned that desert back into an ocean! I guess my game of pony-card-solitaire ran long. Too bad, I really did enjoy their singing. Oh well, you win some, you reduce the six pony races to three point two. Oh well... Where was I?|''[[ |
{{quote|'''Discord''': You've managed to more than make up for me, ahem, accidentally wiping out the Hippocampi, Flutterponies, and most of your kind. I was so -sure- I turned that desert back into an ocean! I guess my game of pony-card-solitaire ran long. Too bad, I really did enjoy their singing. Oh well, you win some, you reduce the six pony races to three point two. Oh well... Where was I?|''[[Pony POV Series]]''}} |
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'''Scourge''': What!? You savagely assaulted me when I was a kit! You are partially responsible for making me the bloodthirsty psychopath I am today!<br /> |
'''Scourge''': What!? You savagely assaulted me when I was a kit! You are partially responsible for making me the bloodthirsty psychopath I am today!<br /> |
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'''Tigerstar''': I don't even know who you are. Do you honestly expect me to keep track of every single kit I've beaten to within an inch of its life?<br /> |
'''Tigerstar''': I don't even know who you are. Do you honestly expect me to keep track of every single kit I've beaten to within an inch of its life?<br /> |
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'''Scourge''': Grrr...|''[[ |
'''Scourge''': Grrr...|''[[Warrior Cats]] [[Warriors the Abridged Series|The Abridged Series]]'' by Hyperadam}} |
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{{quote|'''Zeppelli:''' Bastard...How many lives have you devoured to heal those wounds?<br /> |
{{quote|'''Zeppelli:''' Bastard...How many lives have you devoured to heal those wounds?<br /> |
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'''Dio:''' Do you remember every piece of ''bread'' you've ever eaten?|''[[Jo |
'''Dio:''' Do you remember every piece of ''bread'' you've ever eaten?|''[[Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure|Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Superman]]''': [[And This Is For|That's for Dan Turpin.]]<br /> |
{{quote|'''[[Superman]]''': [[And This Is For|That's for Dan Turpin.]]<br /> |
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'''[[Darkseid]]''': Who?<br /> |
'''[[Darkseid]]''': Who?<br /> |
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'''Superman''': The good man you murdered.<br /> |
'''Superman''': The good man you murdered.<br /> |
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'''Darkseid''': Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall, carry that agony with you into oblivion Superman.|''[[Superman |
'''Darkseid''': Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall, carry that agony with you into oblivion Superman.|''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]''}} |
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{{quote|''You insensitive prick! You killed him and you don't even remember!''|'''Skelter Helter''', ''[[No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle]]''}} |
{{quote|''You insensitive prick! You killed him and you don't even remember!''|'''Skelter Helter''', ''[[No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Kagura:''' Yo! Guess we're in the same class now! You know, I've been wanting to have a proper chat with you for some time. I've heard people say we have a lot in common. Not that we need anyone to tell us, I'm sure you feel it too.<br /> |
{{quote|'''Kagura:''' Yo! Guess we're in the same class now! You know, I've been wanting to have a proper chat with you for some time. I've heard people say we have a lot in common. Not that we need anyone to tell us, I'm sure you feel it too.<br /> |
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'''Kagura:''' You don't remember? You really don't remember?<br /> |
'''Kagura:''' You don't remember? You really don't remember?<br /> |
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'''Sakaki:''' [''nod'']<br /> |
'''Sakaki:''' [''nod'']<br /> |
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'''Kagura:''' ...'''WELL, ANYWAYS, WE'RE RIVALS! I'LL BE SEEIN' YA!'''|''[[ |
'''Kagura:''' ...'''WELL, ANYWAYS, WE'RE RIVALS! I'LL BE SEEIN' YA!'''|''[[Azumanga Daioh]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Neo Cortex''':"I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all!"|[[Crash Twinsanity]]}} |
{{quote|'''Dr. Neo Cortex''':"I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all!"|[[Crash Twinsanity]]}} |