Camera Cafe/Characters: Difference between revisions

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* [[Mean Character, Nice Actor]]

* [[My Girl Is Not a Slut]]: except she ''is''.

* [[No Respect Guy]]

* [["No Respect" Guy]]

* [[Only Sane Man]]: in his trio with Paolo and Silvano. Even more so when Patti is added.

* [[The Prankster]]: along with Paolo.

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* [[Only Known By Their Nickname]]: "Patti", that's it. Or "monster", "toilet" or basically any insult related to her physical appearance.

{{quote| '''Luca:''' ''"Is Patti short for Pattumiera?"'' ("pattumiera" is the Italian word for "garbage bin")}}

* [[Ping Pong Naivete]]

* [[Ping-Pong Naivete]]

* [[Shrinking Violet]]: initially, at least.

* [[Ship Tease]]: with Silvano.

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[[File:Camera_cafe_andrea_5282.jpg|frame|Andrea (the bald one), when he's not beating up anybody (yet).]]

Andrea is Mr. De Marinis' personal driver, and he's <s> pretty much</s> ''exactly'' as violent as the stereotypical bodyguard he looks like: he delivers a [[No Holds Barred Beatdown]] almost every single time he's featured in a sketch. (seasons 1-5)

Andrea is Mr. De Marinis' personal driver, and he's <s> pretty much</s> ''exactly'' as violent as the stereotypical bodyguard he looks like: he delivers a [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]] almost every single time he's featured in a sketch. (seasons 1-5)

Played by Paolo Bufalino.

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* [[The Brute]]

* [[The Bully]]

* [[Camera Abuse]]: the usual modus operandi he uses to pull off a [[No Holds Barred Beatdown]].

* [[Camera Abuse]]: the usual modus operandi he uses to pull off a [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]].

* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: he is very fond of this. The "reasons" why he beats someone up are ''almost'' always ridiculous, borderline non-existent.

* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: he didn't beat up Patti in season 5 because of her pregnancy (as much as he ''really wanted to do it'')

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* [[Mood Swinger]]

* [[Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant]]: in-universe.

* [[No Holds Barred Beatdown]]: pretty much anytime he appears, usually following a [[Psychotic Smirk]].

* [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]]: pretty much anytime he appears, usually following a [[Psychotic Smirk]].

* [[Soft Spoken Sadist]]

* [[Tranquil Fury]]: usually, his facial expression [[Frozen Face|doesn't change much]], whether he's patiently listening to someone or doing what he wishes to do while trying his own patience, that is, beating the crap out of him.

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* [[Pet Homosexual]]

* [[Phrase Catcher]]: "Pippo, weren't you going to the bathroom? GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

* [[Ping Pong Naivete]]

* [[Ping-Pong Naivete]]

* [[Screams Like a Little Girl]]

* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: in some episodes.

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Paolo's oldest son, still with childish behaviour, but somewhat the most decent family member.

* [[Bratty Half Pint]]

* [[Bratty Half-Pint]]

* [[Characterization Marches On]]: in the beginning, he was presented as terrible as his little brother, but at some point, to [[Anti Role Model|Paolo]]'s absolute disdain, he started reading, studying and getting good grades.

* [[Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling]]: the Responsible to Brad's Foolish.

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Paolo's youngest son. "The shortest serial killer in the world" according to his proud father.

* [[Bratty Half Pint]]

* [[Bratty Half-Pint]]

* [[Delinquents]]: and in beginning of the show he was only 8...

* [[Enfant Terrible]]