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{{quote|'''Paolo:''' ''"Pippo, weren't ya goin' to the bathroom?"''

'''[[Camp Gay|Pippo:]]''' ''"But I..."''~~<br~~ />

'''[[Camp Gay|Pippo:]]''' ''"But I..."''

'''Paolo:''' '''''[[No Indoor Voice|"GO TO THE BATHROOM!"]]'''''~~<br~~ />

'''Paolo:''' '''''[[No Indoor Voice|"GO TO THE BATHROOM!"]]'''''

'''Pippo:''' ''[[Screams Like a Little Girl|"GOING RIGHT NOW!"]]''~~<br~~ />

'''Pippo:''' ''[[Screams Like a Little Girl|"GOING RIGHT NOW!"]]''

''[cue [[Girly Run]], [[Running Gag|as always]]]'' }}

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{{quote|''(Luca notices one of the small, round, silver-colored tables stuck to the ceiling)''

'''Luca:''' ''"Why is one of the tables stuck to the ceiling?"''

'''Paolo:''' ''[[It Runs on Nonsensoleum|"There was a fly on the ceiling!"]]''~~<br~~ />

'''Paolo:''' ''[[It Runs on Nonsensoleum|"There was a fly on the ceiling!"]]''

'''Luca:''' ''[[Sarcasm Mode|"Well, that explains everything."]]'' }}

** Many [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|pre-ass kicking one-liners]] provided by Andrea may count.

** And then there's Geller...

{{quote|'''Paolo (to Luca):''' ''"I chose to take a vacation in order to not see that bastard that is Mr. Geller for a while."''

''[[Right Behind Me|(cue Geller coming out of the kitchen)]]''~~<br~~ />

''[[Right Behind Me|(cue Geller coming out of the kitchen)]]''

'''Geller:''' ''"Next time you'd better be more careful about when taking a vacation then; turned out we'll both be away from work within the same time range, instead of you coming back to work when I'm on holiday."''~~<br~~ />

'''Geller:''' ''"Next time you'd better be more careful about when taking a vacation then; turned out we'll both be away from work within the same time range, instead of you coming back to work when I'm on holiday."''

'''Paolo:''' ''"Oh. How long have you been eavesdropping?"''~~<br~~ />

'''Paolo:''' ''"Oh. How long have you been eavesdropping?"''

'''Geller:''' ''[[Sarcasm Mode|"Not long enough to hear you calling me a bastard, I'm afraid."]]''~~<br~~ />

'''Geller:''' ''[[Sarcasm Mode|"Not long enough to hear you calling me a bastard, I'm afraid."]]''

'''Paolo:''' ''[[Does Not Understand Sarcasm|"Whew, that's fine then."]]'' }}

* [[The Ditz]]: Anna, definitely. Patti is this at times with some [[Cloudcuckoolander]] tendencies as well.