Canada, Eh?/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!''|''[http://xkcd.com/180/ Canada]'', ''[[Xkcd]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|''Take Off! To The Great White North!''

''So lets sail forth, to the great white north Canada''

''Go, go, go, back to Canada''

 

{{quote|''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[So Good We Mentioned It Twice|Hockey]], bears, [[Department of Redundancy Department|Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[Overly Long Gag|Hockey]]......wait, [[Don't Explain the Joke|Did I mention Hockey]]? |'''[[Shawn Michaels]]''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?}}

{{quote|“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”|'''Robin Scherbatsky''', ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''}}

 

'''[[Proton Jon]]''': You mean ''[[Shaped Like Itself|in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[Failed a Spot Check|are right now?!]]''|'''[[The Runaway Guys]]'''}}

 

'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris or Venice. ''Vancouver.''

'''Shepard''': It's a great city!

 

{{quote|I literally can't think of anything more Canadian than killing large waterfowl with a hockey stick.

 

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