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** There's a group on deviantART for a zebra-striped couch Mello owns, which has been nicknamed Zeb and is often seen paired with Mello by it's fans.

* There's a [[Manga]] called ''The Female Fridge'' about a refrigerator with a human mind who falls in love with her owner. When she finds out he has a girlfriend, she [[Clingy Jealous Girl|murders them both by falling over on them]].

*** Well, he was being [[Incredibly Lame Pun|callously cold]] to the poor fridge...

** You might say the authors [[Dropped a Bridge on Him|Dropped A]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Fridge]] [[Dropped a Bridge on Him|On Them]].

* Zig zags all over the place in ''[[Ghost in the Shell]]'', especially since it's almost impossible to tell an android from a fully flesh and blood human at times.

* ''[[Akikan]]'' mostly avoids this by applying [[Moe Anthropomorphism]] to its soda can girls, but Kakeru fully embodies this trope when he decides to flirt with a vending machine that has a female voice programmed in. Twice. And in episode 7 he makes out with a ''chair''.

** For a change, an entirely canon (Yes, in that way) cargo ship: Nice and [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosives]].

** And Rachel really ''loves'' trains, in a Freudian way. Due to her daddy issues. It makes sense in context.

** The next best thing to [[Word of God]], the designer himself said Yukikaze was a series where the eponymous jet was the heroine.

* ''[[Golden Boy]]'' gives us the lovely ''canonical'' relationship between a [[Rich Bitch]] and her motorbike, one that she straddles naked over and masturbates with until Kintaro beats her in a downhill bike race.

** His [[Super Mode]] makes ''him'' a red sports car. This is best not thought about.

* ''[[Eureka Seven]]'' has the canonical Renton, Eureka, Nirvasch love triangle.

* ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]'': [[Cool Old Lady|Kumasawa]]×[[Trademark Favorite Food|Mackerel]]. Popular enough that it's frequently seen on the popularity polls for favorite couples.

** Erika x chopsticks x duct tape.

** The series also has something of a ''canon'' [[Cargo Ship]] in that {{spoiler|Anri's [[Empathic Weapon]], Saika, has a bizarre romantic attachment to Shizuo. Anri has trouble focusing around him simply because the sword gets terribly...''excited'' whenever she so much as looks at him}}.

** I believe Celty/Celty's Bike deserves some special mention as well.

* Kirk and the ''Enterprise'', in ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek the Original Series]]''. This is as canon as canon gets: he talks about her in a dreamy, romantic way, expressly compares her to a woman, and the women in his life all know that they can't compete with her. In one episode, of course, a "programming error" has the ship's computer calling him "dear" and "darling".

** In another episode, an alien woman comes on board whose tears cause all men (of any race) to fall in love with her on contact. They have no effect on Kirk, because he just loves the ship more.

** Also, there is a novel in the [[Expanded Universe]] where the computer on the ''Enterprise'' falls in love with him, and exhibits all the traits of a [[Clingy Jealous Girl|Clingy Jealous Girlfriend]].

** For that matter, the novel ''The Wounded Sky'' by [[Diane Duane]] (involving a new experimental FTL drive that turns out to break down the boundaries of reality itself as an unintended side effect) features a short scene/hallucination(?) in which Kirk appears to directly experience what being a starship is like from the ''Enterprise'''s perspective... and that suggests that his feelings may not be unrequited.

* ''[[Star Ocean]] 2'''s Ashton really seems to like barrels...

* [[Half Life|Gordon Freeman]]×[[Weapon of Choice|crowbar]].

* ''[[Starcraft]] II'': Tychus and the Odin. Files have shown that when an Odin is built, Tychus will say "Love at first sight."

* [[Left 4 Dead|Louis×Peelz]]. Not to mention I'm sure Coach×Chocolate is also equally as popular.

** And [[Mike J]] is really [[Ho Yay|close]] to his [[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]] puppet.

** [[Brows Held High|Oancitizen]] and his trashcan.

* ''[[Profound Moments in Left 4 Dead 2]]'' gives us Aovnickx[[Modern Warfare|Ramirez]], the garden gnome in the Dark Carnival campaign.

* ''[[Homestar Runner]]'':

** Scruffy and the wash bucket.

{{quote|"I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment."}}

* ''[[Family Guy]]'' has a cutaway gag where Peter tried to marry a blueberry pie. ("Loooove you"). In the amount of time it took for the lawyer to get over his disbelief and retrieve the necessary papers to fill out, Peter had managed to eat the pie.

** Peter and a bag of fat that was sucked out of Lois's body. It was exactly what it looked like.