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** Louis has a bunch of these. When he's reminded there's a gun pointed at his heart: "That is my least vulnerable spot."

* This exchange:

{{quote| '''Ugarte:''' You despise me, don't you?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ugarte:''' You despise me, don't you?

'''Rick:''' If I gave you any thought I probably would. }}

* And this:

{{quote| '''Rick''': How'd you get in here? You're underage.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rick''': How'd you get in here? You're underage.

'''Young Woman''': I came with Captain Rénault.~~ ~~

'''Young Woman''': I came with Captain Rénault.

'''Rick''': ''(rolls eyes)'' I should've known...~~ ~~

'''Rick''': ''(rolls eyes)'' I should've known...

'''Young Woman''': ''(primly)'' My husband is with me also.~~ ~~

'''Young Woman''': ''(primly)'' My husband is with me also.

'''Rick''': [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Oh, he is? Well, Louis must be getting broad-minded.]] }}

* The [[Blind Idiot Translation]] of a couple of German refugees who have decided to only speak English, in preparation for moving to America.

{{quote| '''Husband:''' "''Liebchen''-- er, sweetnessheart... what watch?"~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Husband:''' "''Liebchen''-- er, sweetnessheart... what watch?"

'''Wife:''' (''checks time'') "Ten watch."~~ ~~

'''Wife:''' (''checks time'') "Ten watch."

'''Husband:''' "Such much?" }}

** And Karl's reaction: "...You will get along ''beautifully'' in America."