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{{trope}}
{{quote|'''Spike:''' Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
'''Wes:''' Oh. You've been yelling at each other for forty minutes about this.
'''Angel & Spike:''' NO!
|''[[Angel]]'', "A Hole in the World"}}
When a [[Seinfeldian Conversation]] becomes [[Serious Business]].
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But not this time. No, ''this'' time the argument becomes truly heated. Voices are raised. Curses are spit out. Friends are insulted. Furniture is thrown across the room in fury. No one involved is willing to back down until they convince the others that they are right ''right'' ''RIGHT'', ''DAMMIT!!''
... all over something as mundane and inconsequential as whether or not peanut butter technically counts as a sauce
Needless to say, [[Truth in Television]] - just see [[Unpleasable Fanbase]], [[Broken Base]], and [[Base Breaker]] for a number of media-centric examples. Frequently overlaps with [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]].
Not to be confused with the 1960s Astronauts in Caveman Days comedy ''[[It's
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== [[Comic Books]] ==
* Many, many arguments in ''[[Knights of the Dinner Table]]''.
* [[DC Comics]] had to [[Why Fandom Can't Have Nice Things|shut down comments on their blog]] due to a flame war over whether [[Superman]] or [[The Flash]] was faster.
* Many issues of [[Marvel Comics]]' "Marvel Team-Up" comics line cashed in on these kinds of arguments. Want to know if [[Hulk]] or [[Thor]] is stronger? There's an issue where they fight each other.
== [[Film]] ==▼
▲== Film ==
* In ''[[Crimson Tide]]'', a fight ensues when one character said that the [[Jack Kirby|Kirby]] [[Silver Surfer]] was the only true Silver Surfer, and that the Moebius Silver Surfer was shit.
* The "pirates vs. ninjas" debate in ''[[Sydney White]]''.
== [[Literature]] ==▼
* One ''[[
▲== Literature ==
* In Jonathan Swift's ''[[
▲* One ''[[Animorphs (Literature)|Animorphs]]'' book informs us that, when they were younger, Jake and Marco would spend entire afternoons arguing about whether or not cheese tastes yellow (Marco thought it tasted sorta green). Now that they're older, they have more serious, adult debates, like Who Would Win: [[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man]] or [[Batman]]?
▲* In Jonathan Swift's ''[[Gullivers Travels]]'', there is a war waging between people who break their hard-boiled egg at the fat end (the "big-endians"), and those who break it at the narrow end.
** This has spilled over into an analogous war within [[Real Life]] computer science. Some CPUs, such as the Intel x86-compatibles, store multi-byte values with the low-order byte first; other CPUs, such as the Motorola 68000 series, store multi-byte values with the high-order byte first. When multi-byte data from one computer is sent to another, e.g. over a network, the two computers had better agree on which way to encode the data or it could end up mangled. To this day, these two strategies are officially called "little-endian" and "big-endian", respectively, and result in just as much animosity as their Gulliverian namesakes.
* In Cassandra Clare's
* Similar to the ''Gulliver's Travels'' example above, ''The Butter Battle Book'' by [[Dr. Seuss]] features an allegory for the [[Cold War]] being waged over which side of the bread to butter.
* The ''[[Guinness Book Of World Records]]'' was created specifically to end pub debates about the biggest/strongest/fastest whatever.
== [[Live
* The ''[[
* On ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', Ted brings a picture that could either be a rabbit or a duck to make a point about how a date might seem right for someone but turn out to be wrong, and vice-versa. Then the gang disagrees over which represented the bad choice, the duck or the rabbit. According to Older Ted, it was the longest, most intense argument they've ever had.
** When Barney and Robin date each other, their relationship seems to be full of these sorts of arguments. Barney once dared Robin to stab a knife through his chest over a fight about which of them should clean the dishes.
* ''[[Seinfeld]]'' has Elaine and her boyfriend of the week get into a heated argument leading to their breakup about when it's appropriate to use exclamation points.
** In another episode, George and another man try to park in the same [[Parallel Parking]] spot at the same time. George insists that the other guy needs to give up the spot because he was trying to pull in front first, and the ''only'' civilized way to parallel park is by backing up. The other guy disagrees, and they spend the rest of the night with both their cars halfway in the spot, halfway in the street, arguing over the validity of front-first parking. Everyone who passes by has a strongly held opinion on the issue, even the cops who show up to make them move their cars.
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'''George:''' I'll die out here. }}
* Hank and Davis of [[Corner Gas]] apparently have a long-standing debate over who is cooler - Darth Maul or Darth Vader. Davis supports the Vader side and staunchly believes that everyone just thinks Darth Maul is cool because he has a double lightsaber.
* The [[Spike TV]] show ''[[Deadliest Warrior]]'' is ALL ABOUT this trope. The premise of the show is to pit two types of "Warriors" from different time periods against each other to see who would win; it is almost ''embarrassing'' to see how seriously some of the experts think their warrior is just the best.
** Subverted from time to time, though. Occasionally [[Manipulative Editing]] is used to make things look more hostile than they actually are, and in a few cases (SWAT vs. GSG9, SEALs vs. Israeli Commandos) the teams acknowledge that they don't REALLY hate each other.
* There is an episode of [[Married...
* In the ''[[Cheers]]'' episode "The Triangle," the bar regulars (who frequently debate mundane topics) get into an intense discussion of Roadrunner-Coyote cartoons. The argument escalates from whether the coyote is obsessed or simply hungry, to whether his ability to survive falling off a cliff indicates he's the Antichrist.
* In ''[[
** And again when it comes out that Jeff is the only member of the study group that dislikes the Barenaked Ladies. Hilariously, they're having this argument at the exact same time they're arguing over something actually important, and treating it with more gravity.
* A running joke in Ricky Gervais' ''[[
* ''[[
** ''[[
* ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'': Sam and Dean Winchester have their own version of this as shown in the episode "Death's Door" with Chuck Norris vs. Jet Li.
* ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'': Quite often Paul Merton would indulge in this; once having a (seemingly) aggressive shouting match with Arthur Smith over whether or not you should put tomato sauce on baked beans.
== [[Oral Tradition]], [[Folklore]], Myths and Legends ==
* [[wikipedia:Eshu|Eshu's hat.]]
* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' has Torg and Riff debating [http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20081021 what's the axiom of flavor]: Garlic Butter or Breaded & Deep Fat Fried. [http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20081022 Zoe acts as referee], and the debate reaches the point of physical violence when the Minion Master [http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20081027 throws in Salt as a contender].
== [[Web Original]] ==
* ''[[
==
▲* ''[[Space Battles]]'' has an entire discussion forum dedicated to precisely this issue.
* ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'': [[Who Would Win]] in a fight, Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?
** Henchmen #21 and #24 seem to have these debates a lot. Another episode showed them arguing over whether or not [[The Smurfs|Smurfs]] lay eggs.
** Not only 21 and 24, but the creative minds behind the show themselves have these kind of debates all the time. In one [[Word of God|commentary track]] Doc references a heated argument they had about what woman was hotter: [[
* ''[[My Little Pony:
** The answer is clearly {{spoiler|Pinkie Pie.}}
* In ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' episode 'Homer at the Bat,' Wade Boggs is knocked out cold by Barney after the two argue over who's the best British Prime Minister of all time.
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'''Wade Boggs:''' Pitt the Elder!
'''Barney:''' LORD PALMERSTON!
'''Boggs: ''[[Punctuated!
'''Barney:''' Okay, you asked for it, Boggs!
''[punches out Boggs]''
'''Moe:''' Yeah, that's showin' 'im, Barn! ''[mockingly]'' "Pitt the Elder"...
'''Barney: [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm|LORD PALMERSTON!]]'''
''{{[[[Crowning Moment of Funny]] punches out Moe}}]'' }}
** Another episode has Ned Flanders say that his denomination of Christianity (The Northwest Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism) split off from the Catholic Church several centuries ago over the right of worshippers to come to church with wet hair. He then sheepishly admits that his denomination has since abolished that right.
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** Who cares, Pod 6 was full of jerks anyway.
* In Drakken's debut episode of ''[[Kim Possible]]'', he is shocked to find out that Kim is Dr. Possible's daughter, {{spoiler|Dr. Possible having been someone he knew in high school and one of the people he is attempting to take revenge upon}}. When Ron (who is currently Drakken's prisoner) makes fun of him for not making the connection, Drakken defends himself on the basis that "Possible is a very common last name." Drakken ends up leaving the room in order to get a phone book just to back up his argument, causing him to miss the fact that rescuers are breaking into the building.
* In the ''[[Futurama]]'' episode "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love?", Zoidberg discusses "[[Gladiator Games|the ceremony of Claw-Plach]], where my species [[Duel to
* In an episode of ''[[G.I. Joe]]'', the Dreadnoks can be seen in the background having come to blows over whether breath mints or candy mints are better. (Or if one product was a breath mint or a candy mint.)
== [[Real Life]] ==
▲== Real Life ==
* If an airplane were on a conveyor belt, could it... uh, never mind.
** As noted above, this was tested by the [[
** Debatable, since it was moving
*** No, you're just conceding defeat. The argument is that the treadmill would keep the plane from moving forward.
** Randall Munroe of ''[[
* Pirates vs Ninjas. That is all.
** [[Rooster Teeth]] parodied the pirates vs ninjas debate by starting Cake vs Pie.
*** Insert [[Obligatory Joke]] [[The Cake Is a Lie|here]].
** Also, [[Zombies vs. Unicorns]].
* Coca-Cola vs Pepsi.
* ''[[
** ''[[Star Trek:
** Whole [[
* The [[Console Wars]]
* Does .999...[repeating] = 1?<ref>[[wikipedia:0.999|Yes]], but [[Cassandra Truth|nobody will believe you.]]</ref>
** Yes. This is basically an application of Zeno's Paradox, from the ancient Greek, but it wasn't until a hundred years or so after Newton that Calculus evolved to the point that it could definitively answer the question. Please, let's accept it and move on.
*** Although the fact that there is no X such that .999... < X < 1 answers the question also.
* [[Avatar: The Last Airbender
** And its [[Nickelodeon]] [[Shipping Wars|Ship War]] [[Spiritual Successor]] Seddie vs Creddie on ''[[
*** No love for Sarly?
** [[Or So I Heard|From what I hear of it,]] I see you and raise you [[Twilight (
*** Hey, no love for Team Mike? Which this troper is quite possibly the only member of?
**** Not to mention the [[True Blood|Team Bill vs Team Eric]] argument.
*** In fact, let's just say [[Shipping]] in general.
* In an interview with [[
** Heck, ''any'' random, small, and otherwise irrelevant, difference in political, philosophical or religious views could turn into this. We could give examples of this, [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment|but we're not going to.]]
* Even
* [[The Other Wiki]] [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars|has these in spades]]. For example: is that city in northern Poland called "Danzig" or "Gdańsk" in English? There's even been wars about ''punctuation''!
** Though to be fair to punctuation, incorrect punctuation can dramatically change the meaning of a statement. "Let's eat, Grandpa." means something different than "Let's eat Grandpa" just as "Let's help your Uncle Jack off a horse." is something different than "Let's help your Uncle jack off a horse."
* A three way debate: Left-C vs. Right-C vs. Down-C. Which one is the one true correct place for your [[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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