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{{quote|* Sure, I can give you the GREEN KEY, but first I need some WHEAT so I can cook bread for my sick mother!

** Ah, good! Now take this BIG SPOON, use it to get the SPECIAL LENS out of the pudding so you can use it to find the INVISIBLE BOOMERANG SALESMAN to buy a BOOMERANG for the man who stole the ENORMOUS GLASSES from the owner of the RENT DVD, so you can give that to the CAT DEALER and manufacture a FAKE MUSTACHE to disguise the WALRUS PRINCESS so you can kidnap her and wed her to the CAT, gaining the alligance of the man who will SILENCE THE PRETENDER, earning you the KING'S TUSK-TOKENS, which you can use to buy CAFFEINE from the DRINK MACHINE, allowing you to stay awake through OROTH'S BORING GENEALOGY LECTURE, at which point he will bestow upon you the NET to catch the DELICIOUS FISH to feed to the SQUID in exchange for its INK so you can buy a DOORKNOB for the man with WHEAT, then take the wheat to the man with the GREEN KEY!

:::: Easy, right?

* Wait... Why did we need the GREEN KEY?

** I have now lost track of why the green key was even needed at this point . . cats?

| /tg/, [https://warosu.org/tg/thread/S23372444#p23373064 mocking] this "plot".}}

 

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