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{{quote|'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsawchainsaw swords'''.
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ''ever''. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.|[http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061101 Ctrl+Alt+Del] on ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}
|''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' from [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 1 November 2006], on ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
 
{{quote|[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]|'''Florence Ambrose''', [[Freefall]]}}
|'''Florence Ambrose''', ''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm #35] }}
 
{{quote|[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]|'''Helix''', [[Freefall]]}}
|'''Helix''', ''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm #65] }}
 
{{quote|"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we ''boring'' you?"
"Nah, I was just thinking how ''[[Star Wars]]'' might've been cooler if they had ''chain saws'' inteadinstead of ''light sabers''."
[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-02-25 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']|'''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]'''}}
|'''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]''' from [http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p{{=}}331 02/25/2009]}}
 
{{quote|''Put down that chainsaw and listen to me''|'''[["Weird Al" Yankovic]]''', ''"Dare To Be Stupid"''}}
|'''[["Weird Al" Yankovic]]''', ''"Dare To Be Stupid"''}}
 
{{quote|''"Oh. how stupid of me. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum{{=}}37&issue{{=}}5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]"''|'''Dr. McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
|'''Dr. McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
 
{{quote|[[Warhammer 40000|Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...]]|'''attributed to Mad Chainsaw Johnson'''}}
|''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'', attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson'''}}
 
{{quote|''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''|'''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'' }}
|'''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''[[8-Bit Theater]]'' }}
 
{{quote|''You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all!''|'''Mao''', [[Code Geass]]}}
|'''Mao''', [[Code Geass]]}}
 
{{quote|''"A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[Tempting Fate|things weren't bad enough already!]]"''|'''[[Resident Evil|Sheva Alomar]]'''}}
|''[[Resident Evil]]'', '''Sheva Alomar''' }}
 
{{quote|''RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.''|'''[[Nexus War]] in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.'''}}
|''[[Nexus War]]'', in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.}}
 
{{quote|''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''|'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''[[Zero Punctuation]],'' on ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]''}}
|'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''[[Zero Punctuation]],'' on ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
 
{{quote|"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[Title Drop|EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"|''Harley Morenstein'', [[EPICMEALTIME]]}}
|'''Harley Morenstein''', ''[[EPICMEALTIME]]'' }}
 
{{quote|'''Heather Chandler''': Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.|''[[Heathers]]''}}
|''[[Heathers]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Otto:''' I added the saws!
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.|''[[Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!]]''}}
|''[[Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Billy solves his problems by [[Momma's Boy|calling up his mom]]<br />▼
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchThe It StonedAlcoholic|drugs and alcohol]]<br />▼
Daniel solves his problems with [[Frivolous Lawsuit|a doctor and the law]]<br />▼
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all<br />▼
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />▼
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />▼
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />▼
[[Violence Really Is the Answer|And he never has the same problem twice]]!''|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}▼
|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}
 
{{quote|All the birds love a scar.
{{quote|''All the birds love a scar.''|''[[Bottom|Eddie Hitler]],''' shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw, ''[[Bottom]]''}}▼
 
{{quote|"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's [[Your Answer to Everything]]!"|'''Private,''' ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"}}▼
|'''Private,''' ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"}}
 
{{quote|"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}▼
▲{{quote|''Billy solves his problems by [[Momma's Boy|calling up his mom]]<br />
|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}
▲Heather solves her problems with [[Watch It Stoned|drugs and alcohol]]<br />
▲Daniel solves his problems with [[Frivolous Lawsuit|a doctor and the law]]<br />
▲But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all<br />
▲Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
▲Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
▲Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
▲[[Violence Really Is the Answer|And he never has the same problem twice]]!''|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}
 
{{quote|'''Fobott'r rent-a-cop''': An ''actual'' truckload of chainsaws?
▲{{quote|''All the birds love a scar.''|''[[Bottom|Eddie Hitler]],'' shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw}}
'''Human rent-a-cop''': Where do I sign up?
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' from 22 Oct. 2015, [[Law Enforcement, Inc.|Sanctum Adroit]] personnel's [[Orphaned Punchline|reaction]] to one of Schlock's [[Call Back|war stories]].}}
 
{{quote|So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way
▲{{quote|"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's [[Your Answer to Everything]]!"|'''Private,''' ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"}}
So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way
[[Timber!|Timbe-e-e-e-er!]]
|'''FaLnX''' - ''Timber''}}
 
{{quote|I guess I should ''thank'' you for knocking me into the lawn and garden department.
▲{{quote|"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}
You don't have to be a sport and let me get my sword back, since just about anything works with [[Implausible Fencing Powers|this whole slashy-slashy thing]].
|'''Humphrey''', to one very unlucky [[Our Ogres Are Hungrier|trollkir]]| ''Use Sword on Monster'', Chapter 1}}
 
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