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{{quote|'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.<br />
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.<br />
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.|[http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061101 Ctrl+Alt+Del] on ''[[Warhammer 40000 (Tabletop Game)|Warhammer 40000]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.
{{quote|[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]|'''Florence Ambrose''', [[Freefall (Webcomic)|Freefall]]}}
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''chainsaw swords'''.
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ''ever''. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
|''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' from [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 1 November 2006], on ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}}
 
{{quote|Beware the happy man with power tools.
{{quote|[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]|'''Helix''', [[Freefall (Webcomic)|Freefall]]}}
|'''Florence Ambrose''', ''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm #35] }}
 
{{quote|Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw.
{{quote|"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"<br />
|'''Helix''', ''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm #65] }}
"Nah, I was just thinking how ''[[Star Wars]]'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."<br />
[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-02-25 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']|'''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]'''}}
 
{{quote|"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we ''boring'' you?"
{{quote|''Put down that chainsaw and listen to me''|'''[[Weird Al Yankovic]]''', ''"Dare To Be Stupid"''}}
"Nah, I was just thinking how ''[[Star Wars]]'' might've been cooler if they had ''chain saws'' instead of ''light sabers''."
''(everyone get the same absent look as him)''
|'''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]''' from [http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p{{=}}331 02/25/2009]}}
 
{{quote|Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
{{quote|''"Oh. how stupid of me. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]"''|'''Dr. McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (Webcomic)|The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
|'''[["Weird Al" Yankovic]]''', ''"Dare To Be Stupid"''}}
 
{{quote|Oh. how stupid of me. [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum{{=}}37&issue{{=}}5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]
{{quote|[[Warhammer 40000 (Tabletop Game)|Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...]]|'''attributed to Mad Chainsaw Johnson'''}}
|'''Dr. McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
 
{{quote|Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...
{{quote|''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''|'''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''[[Eight Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'' }}
|''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'', attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson'''}}
 
{{quote|Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.
{{quote|''You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all!''|'''Mao''', [[Code Geass (Anime)|Code Geass]]}}
|'''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''[[8-Bit Theater]]'' }}
 
{{quote|You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all!
{{quote|''"A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[Tempting Fate|things weren't bad enough already!]]"''|'''[[Resident Evil|Sheva Alomar]]'''}}
|'''Mao''', [[Code Geass]]}}
 
{{quote|A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[Tempting Fate|things weren't bad enough already!]]
{{quote|''RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.''|'''[[Nexus War]] in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.'''}}
|''[[Resident Evil]]'', '''Sheva Alomar''' }}
 
{{quote|RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.
{{quote|''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''|'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Zero Punctuation]],'' on ''[[Left 4 Dead 2 (Video Game)|Left 4 Dead 2]]''}}
|''[[Nexus War]]'', in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.}}
 
{{quote|Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life.
{{quote|'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.<br />
|'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''[[Zero Punctuation]],'' on ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]''}}
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?<br />
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)|Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.
{{quote|"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[Title Drop|EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"|''Harley Morenstein'', [[EPICMEALTIME (Web Video)|EPICMEALTIME]]}}
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*
|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[Title Drop|EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''
{{quote|'''Heather Chandler''': Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.|''[[Heathers]]''}}
|'''Harley Morenstein''', ''[[EPICMEALTIME]]'' }}
 
{{quote|'''Otto:Heather Chandler''': Well, fuck Ime addedgently thewith saws!<bra />chainsaw.
|''[[Heathers]]''}}
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.|''[[Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Otto:''' I added the saws!
{{quote|''Billy solves his problems by [[Mommas Boy|calling up his mom]]<br />
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
Heather solves her problems with [[Watch It Stoned|drugs and alcohol]]<br />
|''[[Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!]]''}}
Daniel solves his problems with [[Frivolous Lawsuit|a doctor and the law]]<br />
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all<br />
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
[[Violence Really Is the Answer|And he never has the same problem twice]]!''|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}
 
{{quote|Billy solves his problems by [[Momma's Boy|calling up his mom]]
{{quote|''All the birds love a scar.''|''[[Bottom|Eddie Hitler]],'' shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw}}
Heather solves her problems with [[The Alcoholic|drugs and alcohol]]
Daniel solves his problems with [[Frivolous Lawsuit|a doctor and the law]]
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
[[Violence Really Is the Answer|And he never has the same problem twice]]!
|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}
 
{{quote|All the birds love a scar.
{{quote|"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's [[Your Answer to Everything]]!"|'''Private,''' ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"}}
|'''Eddie Hitler''' shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw, ''[[Bottom]]''}}
 
{{quote|Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's [[Your Answer to Everything]]!
{{quote|"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}
|'''Private,''' ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"}}
 
{{quote|You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools.
|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Fobott'r rent-a-cop''': An ''actual'' truckload of chainsaws?
'''Human rent-a-cop''': Where do I sign up?
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' from 22 Oct. 2015, [[Law Enforcement, Inc.|Sanctum Adroit]] personnel's [[Orphaned Punchline|reaction]] to one of Schlock's [[Call Back|war stories]].}}
 
{{quote|So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way
So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way
[[Timber!|Timbe-e-e-e-er!]]
|'''FaLnX''' - ''Timber''}}
 
{{quote|I guess I should ''thank'' you for knocking me into the lawn and garden department.
You don't have to be a sport and let me get my sword back, since just about anything works with [[Implausible Fencing Powers|this whole slashy-slashy thing]].
|'''Humphrey''', to one very unlucky [[Our Ogres Are Hungrier|trollkir]]| ''Use Sword on Monster'', Chapter 1}}
 
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