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{{quote|'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ''ever''. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
|''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' from [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 1 November 2006], on ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}
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|'''Florence Ambrose''', ''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm #35] }}
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|'''Helix''', ''[[Freefall]]'' [http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm #65] }}
{{quote|"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we ''boring'' you?"
"Nah, I was just thinking how ''[[Star Wars]]'' might've been cooler if they had ''chain saws''
|'''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]''' [http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 02/25/2009]}}
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|'''[["Weird Al" Yankovic]]''', ''"Dare To Be Stupid"''}}
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|'''Dr. McNinja''', ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
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|''[[Warhammer 40000]]'', attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson'''}}
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|'''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]'' }}
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|'''Mao''', [[Code Geass]]}}
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|''[[Resident Evil]]'', '''Sheva Alomar''' }}
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|''[[Nexus War]]'', in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.}}
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|'''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''[[Zero Punctuation]],'' on ''[[Left 4 Dead 2]]''}}
{{quote|'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*
|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
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|'''Harley Morenstein''', ''[[EPICMEALTIME]]'' }}
{{quote|'''Heather Chandler''': Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
|''[[Heathers]]''}}
{{quote|'''Otto:''' I added the saws!
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
|''[[Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!]]''}}
{{quote|Billy solves his problems by [[Momma's Boy|calling up his mom]]
[[Violence Really Is the Answer|And he never has the same problem twice]]!
|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}
{{quote|All the birds love a scar.
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▲Heather solves her problems with [[Watch It Stoned|drugs and alcohol]]<br />
▲Daniel solves his problems with [[Frivolous Lawsuit|a doctor and the law]]<br />
▲But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all<br />
▲Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
▲Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
▲Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw<br />
▲[[Violence Really Is the Answer|And he never has the same problem twice]]!''|''[[The Arrogant Worms]]'', ''Malcolm''}}
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▲{{quote|''All the birds love a scar.''|''[[Bottom|Eddie Hitler]],'' shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw}}
|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}
{{quote|'''Fobott'r rent-a-cop''': An ''actual'' truckload of chainsaws?
▲{{quote|"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's [[Your Answer to Everything]]!"|'''Private,''' ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"}}
'''Human rent-a-cop''': Where do I sign up?
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' from 22 Oct. 2015, [[Law Enforcement, Inc.|Sanctum Adroit]] personnel's [[Orphaned Punchline|reaction]] to one of Schlock's [[Call Back|war stories]].}}
{{quote|So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way
▲{{quote|"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."|'''Kenzi''', ''[[Lost Girl]]''}}
So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way
[[Timber!|Timbe-e-e-e-er!]]
|'''FaLnX''' - ''Timber''}}
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