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This [[Alternate History]] timeline published at [[AlternatehistoryAlternateHistory.com]] is described by its author [[User:Max Sinister]] as "the Mount Everest of AH". It starts with the death of Genghis Khan in 1200 (thus preventing the Mongol conquest of Russia, China and Persia) and goes until the year 1993. History changes ''[[Butterfly of Doom|a lot]]'' compared to our world, [[Applicability|although some patterns seem to reappear]].
 
The complete timeline (including stories) is over 800 kB long.
 
Read [httphttps://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=32411 the '''''Chaos TLTimeline'''''] on [httphttps://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/ the AH.com forum], or the [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20130809210805/https://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=32412 Stories from the Chaos TL] (you have to register and log in for them), or read [httphttps://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=70196 the full TL as a scenario]. The timeline can also be read at the [httphttps://althistory.wikiafandom.com/wiki/Chaos Alternate History Wikia]. See also [httphttps://gurps.wikiafandom.com/wiki/ChaosChaos_(world) this material] on the [[GURPS]] wikia.
 
[[Inspired By]] the [[RPG]] ''[[GURPS Alternate Earths]]'' - the scenario "Centrum", to be precise.
 
It has managed to get its own fanfiction work called ''[[Samowar in Atlantis]]''. And a mention by [[AlternateHistoryHub]].
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=== Contains examples of the following tropes: ===
Due to the versatile and lengthy nature of the storyline and its vulnerability to spoilers, tropes are denoted in thematic categories. Explanations given clickable right below.
 
{{Unmarked Spoilers}}
<ref>We probably needn't explain what '''[[Alternate History Tropes]]''' are if you already ended up here, no?</ref>
 
<ref>'''General Tropes''' denote tropes that don't belong to any other category. This folder is also sub-structured into [[Language Tropes]] that didn't get its own folder for the sake of clarity.</ref>
{{tropelist}}
<ref>'''Character Tropes''' are just that. Political leaders get described here just as well as the functional equivalents to your [[Ordinary High School Student]].</ref>
Due to the versatile and lengthy nature of the storyline and its vulnerability to spoilers, tropes are denoted in thematic categories. Explanations given clickable right below.
<ref>'''Religion Tropes''' were introduced to tidy up ambiguities towards other folders. [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]</ref>
<ref>'''National And Political Tropes''' denote tropes about countries and politics, domestic and international alike including warfare and nation-building.</ref>
<ref>'''Modern World Issues''' have been introduced as a folder because of the spoileriffic nature of many issues regarding the timeline's later 20th century when the timeline acquires a contemporary and even futuristic feel that hardly fits with the rest.</ref>
<ref>'''Shout Outs''' are just that.</ref>
 
== Alternate History Tropes<ref>We probably needn't explain what '''[[Alternate History Tropes]]''' are if you already ended up here, no?</ref> ==
* [[Allohistorical Allusion]]: Lots of it, mostly for pure [[Rule of Funny]]. And not just with historical personalities and events, but also alternate vocabulary and culture.
** A more serious one: After the battle of Auschwitz, someone states: "Certainly this place has never seen such a massacre on any world, in any time." And on the same plane:
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== General Tropes ==
<ref>'''General Tropes''' denote tropes that don't belong to any other category. This folder is also sub-structured into [[Language Tropes]] that didn't get its own folder for the sake of clarity.</ref>
* [[Artist Disillusionment]]: Some fan created a [[Fanfic]] on Alternatehistory.com. Said fanfic used an epic story covering the whole wide world as a background for drunken nonsense talk full of [[Redundancy Department of Redundancy]]. And even worse, insisted to insert some seriously [[Squick|squickysquick]]y stuff.
* [[The Beautiful Game]]: When national teams from the Socialist Block were allowed to compete in a world cup for the very first time, their Englishmen bring German Bavaria a painfully shameful defeat in the finals after penalties. <ref>In [[Real Life]], teams like England and Italy are considered infamous for sucking at penalites (though the Italians got better as seen in 2006), while teams like Germany and Argentina are considered gods in this discipline, the latter only ever been beaten by the former (also in 2006) who never was.</ref>
* [[Cool Train]]: Vacuum maglevs which can reach speeds of no less than 10000 &nbsp;km/h !
* [[Cross Cultural Kerfluffle]]: "Atlantis" can refer to both Americas or the German part of the northern continent. Like "America" in our world, but even more [[Egregious]].
* [[Cyberpunk]]: The last about thirty years of the TL definitely have this vibe going on, courtesy of the Logos (hackers) and the more earlier achieved advanced state of computer technology and networks than in our history.
* [[Don't Ask]]: In an in-universe joke.
* [[Egopolis]]: Several cities named after people, like Haraldsborg (our [[New York City]]), Wildenhartburg (Chicago), Alexandersborg (Cape Town) and Fort Knox (Singapore).
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* [[Hollywood]]: Well, except that it's named Paradies, and located in the place of our Rio de Janeiro.
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Do you like "for/four" jokes ? Sorry if you don't, 'cause [[User:Max Sinister|I (the author)]] do.
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* [[Self-Deprecation]]: In one of the stories, someone on the <s>internet</s> Weltsystem asks "Max" (counterpart of the author?) why he doesn't write a timeline himself instead of criticizing others'.
* [[Serendipity Writes the Plot]]: The author originally had planned to call the internet of this world "Weltnetz" but found out that [[Schmuck Bait|German neo-Nazis use this term already for the existing internet]], so he changed it to "Weltsystem".
* [[Shout-Out]]: Quite some, e.g. to ''[[Seinfeld]]'', ''[[Gone with the Wind]]'', [[Shakespeare]], and also to a number of [[Alternate History Dot Com|AHAlternateHistory.com]] members. See below.
* [[Steampunk]]: Germany invents and deploys [[Tank Goodness|steam-driven tanks]] in this timeline's [[World War OneI]]. {{spoiler|And wins.}}
* [[Sure Why Not]]: [[User:Dr Nodelescu|Some fan]] suggested that the head of the Socialist part of Germany should have the title "Oberster Politischer Kommissar", which became canon.
* [[Take That]]: Berlin is an uninteresting medium-sized city. <ref>So uninteresting that it's mostly known only for an ordinary all-girls technical school. "Lesbunien" ahoj!</ref> Japan is a poor, undeveloped protectorate of China.
* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: In several of the stories from the Chaos Timeline.
* [[Write What You Know]]: The author is German. He stated that his [[Alternate History Wank|Germanwank]] essentially runs on this because it's nigh impossible to competently employ local colors, proverbs and a global language that you know nothing about. <ref>That would have been Russian and Italian.</ref>
** Another reason was having a good villain for a desired [[Bait and Switch]] factor: The original version featured Japan instead of China as the other superpower beside Germany and a traveller from our world might easily assume it to be a "Nazis victorious" timeline at first sight.
 
 
== Character Tropes ==
<ref>'''Character Tropes''' are just that. Political leaders get described here just as well as the functional equivalents to your [[Ordinary High School Student]].</ref>
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]: King Gioacchino of Italy and his successor, [[The Napoleon|Alessandro]] [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|Napolione]].
* [[Awesome McCoolname]]: There are some German princes (and other guys) named Kraft, which means "power / strength". Yes, this once was a real first name in Germany.
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* [[Lipstick Lesbian]]: [[Matzo Fever|Tatjana]]
* [[Loads and Loads of Characters]]
* [[The Mafia]]: ''La Famiglia'', which seizes full political power in the Italian empire after it loses [[World War OneI]] and its ruler is forced to abdicate. Also a subversion, since they're in fact [[Mix and Match|a mixture]] of [[The Mafia]] and the [[Fascist Italy|fascists]].
* [[Manipulative Bastard]] / [[Magnificent Bastard]]: Maffeo Servitore, of Florence. Also Alfred Kleiber, chancellor of [[Eagle Land|German Atlantis]]. And maybe Walter Meier. And the New Roman emperors.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Sophie Stein, again. "Sophie Stein is the stone that breaks the steel of Socialist propaganda!"
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]:
** A great general who was born on an island west of Italy, fought in Egypt, became emperor and brought the church under his control was already mentioned.
** Matthias Lieber, one of those who translated the Bible into German, is a [[Shout-Out]] to Martin Luther. And at the same time, a [[Shout-Out]] to the RPG ''[[Seventh7th Sea]]''.
** Friedrich von Hohenzollern who might be [[Frederick the Great]] born in an Atlantean log cabin and successfully running away from his tyrannical father.
** Explorers / travellers Markus Poller and Mao Polou
** "Kingdom of God" is the counterpart to Thomas More's [[Utopia|utopianutopia]]n story, well, ''Utopia''.
** Condolcessa, last one of the Florentine ruling family, reminds of Lucrezia Borgia, at least in that people claim both to have committed [[Parental Incest]], though this hasn't to be true.
** "Christnacht" is a text about a rich but avaricious landowner, who isn't willing to share his wealth with others, until he is suddenly experiencing... something at the evening of christmas. And his name (Thimotheus) becomes synonymous with "miser". [[A Christmas Carol|Sounds familiar?]]
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== Religion Tropes ==
<ref>'''Religion Tropes''' were introduced to tidy up ambiguities towards other folders. [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]</ref>.
* [[Christianity Is Catholic]]: Other than in our world, Catholic Christianity didn't split except for some minor fringe movements, but power gradually shifted to the governments of the Catholic nations, somehow akin to the Anglican Church or Gallican Church in our world whose rituals and doctrine were mostly kept unchanged. E.g. in Nippon, the tenno is the head of the country's Catholic Church! [[The Pope]] was gradually reduced to a mere figurehead, but this changed unexpectedly again when he had to go to <s>Australia</s> <s>Tirland</s> [[Overly Long Gag|Antipodia]] after the revolution in Britain.
* [[Interfaith Smoothie]]: The Indian Chandramoorthy develops his own religion, which combines elements from Hinduism, Islam, Catholicism and the classical Greco-Roman religion.
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== National and Political Tropes ==
<ref>'''National And Political Tropes''' denote tropes about countries and politics, domestic and international alike including warfare and nation-building.</ref>
* [[The Alliance]]: Several times in this history. After all, it coined the term "anti-X War", as in "Anti-French War" and other wars, all of them ending with a victory of the alliance.
* [[Alternate History Wank]]: Many a [[Space -Filling Empire]] may fall into this category, but the three-continental German technocracy deserves special mention.
* [[Balance of Power]]: It's about world history, and patterns repeat.
* [[Balkanize Me]]: North <s>America</s> Atlantis, sometimes China, France and Russia.
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* [[Cold War]]: At the latter half of the 20th century, the three major superpowers fighting for balance with each other are the German technocracy, the Socialist Block and the Chinese Empire.
* [[Culture Police]]: In the German technocracy. Censors the book "Das Paradies der Goldis" by Katherine Geller (apparently a bit like ''Valley Of The Dolls'') for the depiction of mental diseases, drug addiction and lesbian love.
* [[A Degree in Useless]]:<br />Subverted. The German technocracy [[Hard on Soft Science|generally scoffs at anyone studying humanities]], minimizing their teaching to a "harmless enough" level, afraid of the potentially rising threat of [[The Evils of Free Will|pro-democratic freethinkers]]. Education in "hard sciences" and general blue collar vocational training is encouraged, supplemented by a [[Bread and Circuses]] approach in state propaganda.<br />[[Reality Ensues]] when one of the stories depicts a young couple smuggling banned philosophy books from German Atlantis to a [[Canada, Eh?|somewhat more democratic neighbouring country]].
* [[Dirty Communists]]: Here, Socialists. They take over Britain in the mid-19th century and spread over all of Western Europe. [[And Zoidberg|And Greece]].
* [[Eagle Land]]<br />Speaking German. In both parts of <s>the Americas</s> Atlantis. <ref>Guess which ethnicity most Americans in our lifetime claim to hail from? Right, the Germans. Guess where else in the New World Germans liked to settle? Right, Southern Brazil and the Plata countries.</ref> And appropriately, this Germany has three eagles in its crest, among them a condor that got dubbed as an "Andean eagle" in this world.<br />Even [[Alternate History Wank|absorbs the old motherland]] at one point. Becomes a [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|political]] [[Weimar Republic|clusterfuck]] and quickly [[Putting on the Reich|puts on the Reich]] as a so-called technocracy, [[Word of God|a crossbreed]] of ''"Prussia, the GDR and the American military-industrial complex should it ever seize power."'' Not that [[Black and Grey Morality|its]] [[The Mafia|major]] [[Make the Bear Angry Again|opponents]] were really [[Crapsack World|more pleasant in this regard]].
* [[Easy Logistics]]:<br />Commenters raised one or another eyebrow about transporting six- to seven-figure numbers of soldiers across the Atlantic in each direction during this world's [[World War II]]. The author responded that several factors like bigger navies on both sides <ref>That of Italia Nuova '''alone''' was supposed to be bigger than that of the USA in our world.</ref> and improved technology would work it out, but also confessed that [[Rule of Cool|there wouldn't be a world war in this world if it wouldn't]] because the odds were [[Curb Stomp Battle|so one-sided in each half of the world]].
* [[The Empire]]: As this is a realistic (hi)story, it's a question of your POV. The New Roman Empire, the German technocracy and others might all qualify.
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: Kind of. While there are dictatorships, communists and fascists, secret polices, many wars, nukes and even worse weapons, this timeline has no equivalent of the Nazis and the Holocaust.
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* [[Imperial China]]: Still exists even in the later 20th century, ruled by the so-called adoptive emperors.
* [[Israel]]: Here called (Greater) Judea.
** Founded on Sinai in the mid-19th century and expanded considerably into Palestine and Syria in the aftermath of [[World War OneI]]. Remains the only developed democratic country of importance for much of the 20th century.
** Saved Germany's ass at a very crucial moment in [[World War II]].
** {{spoiler|And the whole human race owes some Judean citizen on how [[World War III]] ended, [[Mary Sue|if nobody else]].}}
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* [[The Republic]]: France, German Atlantis, Novorossiya (New Russia, our Siberia). And Greater Switzerland, of course. Oh, and (Greater) Judea.
* [[La Résistance]]: Various. Spaniards against Republican France, Germans against Russians and Italians, various against the Socialists.
* [[Space -Filling Empire]]: The New Roman Empire, Russia, the German technocracy. However, mostly avoided by introducing the eponymous "Chaos", vast areas of the world, esp. [[Darkest Africa|in Africa]], where the governments change every few months and borders every few years.
** [[Subverted Trope|Space Filling Chaos?]]
* [[Suspiciously Similar Substitute]]: The Rum-Seljuks are basically Ottoman Turks on steroids. And they keep the name "Seljuks" instead of Turks or Turkey to the modern day.
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== Modern World Issues ==
<ref>'''Modern World Issues''' have been introduced as a foldersection because of the spoileriffic nature of many issues regarding the timeline's later 20th century when the timeline acquires a contemporary and even futuristic feel that hardly fits with the rest.</ref>
* [[Apocalypse How]]: Here with [[Grey Goo|nanomachines]], thus potentially Class X (planetary annihilation). And many locals vaguely expected it to happen for years.
* [[Artificial Intelligence]]: AI plays an important part at the end.
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* [[The End of the World as We Know It]]: At the end, World War III between the superpowers Germany and China breaks out, and although it doesn't last long (actually a mere three hours), the world will never be again as it was before. {{spoiler|1=Because the <s>hackers</s> Logos and their allied AIs take over the world and the military and tell the war off.}}
* [[Everything Is Online]]: Exploited big time at one occasion.
* [[Fantastic Drug]]: In the [[GURPS]] adventure based on this, one dealer tries to sell the PCs the drug "black niig", which supposedly makes people feel "like Stalin ,<ref>Not our [[Joseph Stalin]], but still a bad guy</ref>, when he [[Groin Attack|crushed his enemies' balls]]", and later they meet a crazy fundamentalist Christian who claims he knew a girl who never listened to advice, took nanodrugs and one day literally fell apart to dust.
* [[For Dummies]]: aka "[[Serious Business|The Rules]] for/to ______"
* [[Former Regime Personnel]]:<br /><br />The [[Word of God|entry at GURPS wikia]] suggests a term for a whole caste of high-profile [[Shell Shocked Senior|PTSD victims]], "ex-leaders", the collateral damage of the outcome of the [[Grand Finale]].<br /><br />{{spoiler|Effectively stripped of their former power, many of the people in leadership positions before the [[Velvet Revolution]] had their personal fortunes largely left intact, but still feel a void as a result of their loss of power. People obviously don't deal well with becoming [[Fate Worse Than Death|obsolete over night]]. Alcoholism is said to be rampant among these guys.}}
:{{spoiler|Effectively stripped of their former power, many of the people in leadership positions before the [[Velvet Revolution]] had their personal fortunes largely left intact, but still feel a void as a result of their loss of power. People obviously don't deal well with becoming [[Fate Worse Than Death|obsolete over night]]. Alcoholism is said to be rampant among these guys.}}
* [[Global Currency]]: At the end of the story, the GEM (short for Geld-Einheit der Menschheit - "money unit of humanity") is introduced. The sign for it looks like a G with a circle around it, much like our @.
* [[Grand Finale]]: [[World War III]], and the world being {{spoiler|taken over by the Logos and [[A Is]]}}.
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* [[World War III]]: Appropriately at the end of the story.
* [[Write What You Know]]: The author did CS studies.
 
 
== Shout Outs ==
* The two first Dutch men who founded a colony in Atlantis are named Jan and Kees [[The Simpsons|van Houten]].
** And the first German guy there is a Hans Meier - the equivalent of John Smith.
* Two German merchants, [[Buddenbrooks|Herr Hagenström and Herr Buddenbrook]] talk about the emerging Atlantis business. A mijnheer [[Theme Naming|Arnoldsen]] from Amsterdam is also mentioned.
* The German ''land'' Anderland is named after the best song by the German punk band [[Music/Fluchtweg|Fluchtweg]].
* A satirist writing an obituary "Today our beloved [[Holy Roman Empire]] of the German Nation passed away at the great age of 911 years", almost the same as a text in our world.
* The aforementioned nationalized and decentralized versions of Catholic Christianity are basically the Anglican Church and the concept of [[wikipedia:Gallicanism|Gallicanism]] from our real history, but taken [[Up to Eleven]].
* During one war story set in NW Germany of the 16th century, someone who's much like German comedian Otto Waalkes makes an appearance. (In fact, he uses [[Obfuscating Stupidity]].)
* The two greatest authors of this world are the Spaniard Alejandro Enrique Ruiz Rodriguez, who wrote several plays about kings (of biblical Israel), whose works are suspected by some people to be written not by him, but really by the Spanish king, or his daughter, or someone completely else; and the German Albert Franck Baltzer, who wrote tragedies like ''[[King Lear|Der König von Leer]]'' about a Frisian yeoman and his daughters, or a jealous mercenary in ''[[Othello|Otto Leo]], genannt Der Schwarze von Verden'', which also were used for several <s>Hollywood</s> Paradies movies.
* Russian general "Uncle" Popov (to an obscure German children's book).
* A German Jew named German [[Seinfeld]] who complains that he's arrested for nothing.
* Ronaldo Servio (whose name doesn't remind you of Maffeo Servitore for nothing), [[Gone with the Wind|who's got the most terrible reputation all over Italia Nuova.]]
* The first technocratic government of Germany has a technocrat for police named [[Tatort|Schimanski]] and [[Yes Minister|an experienced bureaucrat who is convinced he understands government work better than all of his chancellors]] named [[Mad Magazine|Alfred Neumann]].
* Two working class guys talking about stuff who sound very much like the Zomtec guys.
* A Nipponese resistance group using a line from the ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' [[Theme Song]].
* There also seems to be a counterpart of [[Discworld]].
* One Tyrolean partisan in this world's [[World War Two]], of all people, starting to channeling Austrian fun rock band [[Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung]].
* [[Carl Barks|Karl Beller]] is a very popular author of the German kids series "Theobald the Technician".
** Sally Kohn is a [[Token Minority|Token Israeli]] member of the gang in said series.
* "Keep your fingers off him, Consuela!" is a translated [[Mondegreen]] of the German band [[Fettes Brot]].
* The way Ariel Ben-David got his name reminds of how a similar thing happened to [[Ephraim Kishon]].
* The firm Werstand refers to one German translation of ''[[R.U.R.|RUR]]'', where the titular firm was translated as this.
* The name of one of the first men on the moon is [http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp Gorsky].
* The supreme technocrat Slezak is a [[Shout-Out]] to the prime minister of [[Kurt Vonnegut]]'s story "Report on the Barnhouse effect".
* Weber (this world's term for "Luddite") is a [[Shout-Out]] to a political poem by Gerhart Hauptmann about Silesian weavers.
* The last story begins deliberately similar as ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''.
* The Rasac (Japanese-influences group of radical sceptics - so radical, they even doubt logic and science) are a [[Shout-Out]] to a story by Heinrich Böll ([[In Name Only|in abbrev only]] - the other Rasacs are short for "Rasante Sadisten Capotas" [=rapid sadists of [[Ruritania|Capota]]]).
* [[Tropers/Thande|Technische Hochschule Argentinien/Neustadt für Delizierung und Eisenverarbeitung]]
* Another timeline, "A Plethora of Princes", is also [[Title Drop|Title Dropped]], and its author Grey Wolf is hinted at.
* Russian WWII general and dictator Gridenkov is a [[Shout-Out]] to an older [[Alternatehistory.com]] timeline - ''Fire Eagle, Snow Bear'' - which had a Russian dictator Gridenko fighting Germany which won (our world's) [[World War One]]. Also, one of right hand man of this timeline's Gridenkov, a guy named [[Bilingual Bonus|Belochvostikov]], is known as "Stalin, The Man of Steel" ([[Sarcasm Mode|like a certain dude from our history about whom you might have heard of]]).
* Other Members of [[Alternate History Dot Com]] are also mentioned.
* There's even a [[Shout-Out]] to a defunct German AH forum, i.e. two members of it. Chamberlain, von Schleicher, in case you're reading this, this means you.
 
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