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Line 1: {{work}} * The ''[[Training Day]]'' parody with Wayne Brady, where he's [[Adam Westing\|revealed to be]] a dangerous ~~sociopath -- gunning~~sociopath—gunning down a guy with an AK-47, pimping, forcing Dave to smoke Angel Dust. It's funny even if you don't really get why it's so ironic (IE, if you don't know Wayne Brady). "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" The clincher is using his white-friendly appeal to get out a traffic ticket... only to [[Crosses the Line Twice\|immediately snap the cops neck!]] Line 8: * Also also also, the Racial Draft sketch, when the Asians draft the [[Wu-Tang Clan]]: "Konichiwa, bitches!" * Basketball game. Charlie Murphy vs. ''[[Prince]]''. And then come the pancakes... {{quote\| '''[[Prince]]''': ''(after scoring the final point)'' Game--''[[Insult Backfire\|blouses]]''.}} * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqcO0GhqkQ Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want, none of the above. I want to piss on you!] * Silky Johnson shooting the slave master in the unused "Time Haters" skit was ''fucking hilarious''. {{quote\| '''Slave:''' But when's we gonna be free?!~~<br />~~ '''Silky:''' That is a good question, my man. How about nowish? '''BLAM''' }} ** The first time we met the Playa Haters: {{quote\| '''Silky:''' Buck Nasty, what can I say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. As for you, Pitbull, very insulting what you said about my coat... it's made out of your mother's pubic hair. And the so-called Beautiful... why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa?}} * The "White People Can't Dance" skit, where they try and disprove the aforementioned notion. Dave having [[John Mayer]] play electric guitar in very professional and posh settings, and ?uestlove playing drums in [[Crosses the Line Twice\|a barber shop in Harlem]]. {{quote\| '''Dave''': ''(in a five-star restaurant)'' Play the one--the fight riff! Go! GO!}} * Chapelle imagines a world where the Internet is a real place. {{quote\| ''(Dave walks by an [[Obstructive Bureaucrat]] and a roulette croupier)''~~<br />~~ '''Bureaucrat''': DEBT CONSOLIDATION!~~<br />~~ '''Dave''': No.~~<br />~~ '''Croupier''': Gambling~~~<br />~~ '''Dave''': No thanks.~~<br />~~ ''(A pop-up appears, repeating the scene)''~~<br />~~ '''Bureaucrat''': DEBT CONSOLIDATION!~~<br />~~ '''Dave''': ''(annoyed grumble)''~~<br />~~ '''Croupier''': Gambling~~~<br />~~ '''Dave''': ''(more annoyed sounding snarl)''~~<br />~~ ''(Another pop-up appears, repeating the scene)''~~<br />~~ '''Dave''': ''(shouting over Bureaucrat) "DEBT CONSOLIDATION"! [[Big No\|NOOOO!]] God damn! Stop it with all the pop-ups! }} ** At the end of the skit... {{quote\| ''(The same scene with the [[Obstructive Bureaucrat]] and a roulette croupier, this time, Dave punches both of them out as he enters)''~~<br />~~ '''Dave''': [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch\|SPAMBUSTERS, BITCH!]] }} * The "holla atcha bitch!" guy. In one of the [[Hilarious Outtakes]], they told the guy to go nuts, and he had everyone on the set rolling. Line 38: * The [[Lil Jon]] sketches, especially the one with the REAL Lil' Jon. {{worksubpagefooter}} ~~{{reflist}}~~ ~~[[Category:Live Action TV/Funny]]~~ ~~[[Category:Chapelles Show]]~~ ~~[[Category:Funny]]~~ ~~[[Category:Chappelle's Show]]~~