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Trigger warning ahoy.
Written by Robert Tsunai,
[[Lemon|Sex.]]
Chibiusa is then tied to a bed and is given her present in rather painful and implausible ways, but she likes it anyway
Read it [https://web.archive.org/web/20120419035340/http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/tsunai/cu7bd.txt here]{{Dead link}} but be warned, it isn't work-safe and you may want to keep the [[Brain Bleach]] handy. A heavily edited version of it was sporked [http://airey-kun.livejournal.com/11016.html here]. A non-edited [[MST]] exists [https://web.archive.org/web/20141013163550/http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/07/fan_fiction_friday_sailor_moon_and_the_sailor_scou.php here].
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** Ami. Chibiusa's vagina would most likely explode if they stuck something else in it, so what does Ami, the aspiring doctor do? Ram a banana up Chibiusa's backside.
*** And that's ''after'' the aforementioned impossible insertions. Bit late for that, no?
** Chibiusa as well. Ami flat out tells her what she's going to do, and Chibiusa turns around, ''expecting to be spanked''.
* [[Artistic License Sex Ed]]/[[Artistic License: Biology]]: A seven year old should not become a raving pain slut in that short a time. And even if she already was, there is no way she could enjoy {{spoiler|two fists and two feet ''at once''}}... or survive it, for that matter--''nobody'' should lose that much blood without dying.
* [[Author Appeal]]: Robert Tsunai is a kiddy hentai, and seems to be obsessed with pain.
* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: If you had a dollar for every time the words "pussy", "moaned" or "pain" showed up, you'd have a cool 58 bucks.
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** {{spoiler|Setsuna shoving the WIDE END OF THE FUCKING TIME KEY up Chibiusa.}}
** {{spoiler|Rei lodging a dowel as wide as a soda can into Chibiusa's crotch. Somewhere, a man is wincing.}}
* [[Big No]]: Chibiusa lets one out when she is being tortured by Rei.
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: "Chibiusa, do you like my tits?"
* [[Corrupt the Cutie]]: The end result of all this.
* [[Fix Fic]]: One prolific author took it upon herself to write a family-friendly (to an extent, there ''is'' still sex in the fic but it's not till later and is Chibiusa-free) and 100% less squicky version. Instead of the Senshi gangbanging the poor kid they {{spoiler|subject her to surprise dunkings while frolicking in the swimming pool.}} [
* [[Gorn]]: Unsurprisingly, there is quite a bit of bleeding.
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: The author's notes feature a little bit of this (though it is at least somewhat correct in its usage, surprisingly).
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* [[Parody Retcon]]: At the very end of the fic, the author's notes claim that this is "just a satire".
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: Tsunai spells many words wrong, capitalizing random letters, and seems to have a malfunctioning space bar.
* [[Rule 34]]: One of the many ways Rule 34 can go wrong.
* [[Troll Fic]]
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