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* Takashi of ''[[Highschool of the Dead]]''.
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* Archie Andrews from the ''[[Archie Comics]]''. For some reason.
** Thoroughly deconstructed when Betty brings over some photos of Archie. Veronica points out he's actually kind of ugly. This leads into them realizing he's selfish, boorish, and is generally bad, and they should both dump him. [[Beat]]. "You first." "No, ''you'' first." They glumly conclude that Archie is some sort of [[Kavorka Man]].
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* The apple didn't far fall from the adoptive tree, as [[Batman|Bruce Wayne]] has never had a problem with the ladies. Well, technically he ''has'', but it's more of a "getting them to go away" problem than a "getting them to come by in the first place" problem.
** His animated version even ''hooked up with Lois Lane.'' Even the Joker had to express his admiration for that one.
* Former Robin and current{{when}} Red Robin, Tim Drake, is no slouch either. While he's only ever been in a committed relationship with Stephanie (Batgirl), Darla Aquista (the Warlock's Daughter), Hong Kong gangster {{spoiler|possibly undercover cop}} Lynx, Cassandra Sandsmark aka Wondergirl (though they ultimately decided they were [[Better as Friends]]), and possibly Cassandra Cain (she wasn't really herself at the time, being drugged up and crazy) have all been attracted to Tim at one time or another. Even Lady Shiva was a bit too touchy-feely with him when they first met than was really necessary.
* [[Spider-Man (Comic Book)|Spider-Man]] as well. His lovers' gallery is probably exceeded only by Batman, and in Batman's case most of the relationships are merely used to maintain his playboy image. In fact, the Human Torch "snaps" when he learns that his best bud Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker, who he was extremely envious of for his ability to attract women. Johnny even labeled Peter's ability the "Parker Luck", much to Spidey's amusement, who uses the same term to describe his bad luck. If you still needs proof, take a look at the 'Love Interest' section of [[wikipedia:List of Spider-Man supporting characters|this page]]. ''He even nabbed [[Incredible Hercules|Hercules]]' former wife!''
* Clark Kent/[[Superman]]. He's attracted: Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris (a mermaid!), Lois Lane, Cat Grant, [[Wonder Woman]], Maxima, [[New Gods|Amazing Grace]], The Queen Of Fables, La Encantadora, [[Supergirl]]!, [[White-Haired Pretty Girl|Ice]] (Guy Gardner's main squeeze), Obsession (Dana Dearden), a Latina cop, an alien insect queen that had taken Lana's form, and Lyla (a [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|purple-haired chick]] from Kandor).
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* [[The Hulk]], surprisingly enough. A lot of women, both human and non human, seem to fall for him. To date he has been married at least three times (two now dead and one partially insane) and bedded many more. Bruce Banner on the other hand...
* Cyclops of the [[X-Men]] has had at least six different girlfriends, and that's just counting his mainstream version. Psylocke also once tried it on with him. In particular, he seems to be irresistible to telepaths.
* One of the main running gags for Ivar Anni-Padda in Valiant's ''[[Timewalker]]'' series. Whether he's walking down the street minding his own business, running for his life from the villain of the month or falling from the top of a skyscraper, all anybody can say about it is "Gorgeous!"
* Doug Ramsey/Cypher of the ''[[New Mutants]]''. He dated [[Ms. Fanservice|pre-bodyswap]] [[Likes Older Women|Psylocke]] as well as teammate Wolfsbane, but has also managed to earn himself quite the following of female villains.
* White Feather, a member of the super-hero parody team ''[[The Inferior Five]]''. He's a hunky, muscular fellow who tends to attract a lot of girls. Sadly, he's afraid of them, much like he's afraid of everything else; he's often used the need to be a hero simply as an excuse to get away from them, even though he's usually scared of whatever the team has to fight against. Not surprisingly, the only girl he's truly comfortable around is his friend and teammate Dumb Bunny, a fortunate situation as he's a photographer and she's a model in their civilian identities. It would be difficult for either to make a living otherwise.
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