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{{quote|In disgusting fanfiction, [[Horse of a Different Color|Chocobo rides]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|YOU]]!}}
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[[Brain Bleach|Brace yourself.]]
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* [[All Gays Are Promiscuous|All Lesbians Are Promiscuous]]
* [[Artistic License: Biology]] / [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: To quote the Ficbitches' review, "TIFA JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING CHOCOBO." ''Chocobos are birds. Birds hatch from eggs''. More to the point, ''birds are sexually incompatible with plains apes''. Considering the multiple references to "fur", it's uncertain if the author even understands that chocobos are birds.
** Also, birds don't suckle, most birds don't have penises (except for ducks), and they ''certainly'' would not try to mate with something that smells like food.
* [[Author Appeal]]
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* [[Half-Human Hybrid]]: Averted; the baby appears to be a purebred Chocobo, except for the fact that it tries to suckle.
* [[Hand Wave]]: The fanfic doesn't really explain how Tifa manages to give birth to a Chocobo, other than simply saying that "It's a little-known fact that humans can bear Chocobo young."
* [[HotImprobable Skitty-On-WailordSpecies ActionCompatibility]]: Except it isn't hot.
* [[How Do I Used Tense]]
* [[IKEA Erotica]]
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