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{{quote| ''"Dysfunctional." I'm not dysfunctional. I'm evolving to the next level.''}}

{{quote|''"Dysfunctional." I'm not dysfunctional. I'm evolving to the next level.''}}

Christopher Titus (born 1966) is a comedian who has done work in many different areas of entertainment, but primarily in [[Stand Up Comedy]]. Born in California, he began stand-up at the age of 18 with a simple gag he did at his high school about how to properly throw freshmen into the garbage can.

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** In "Love Is Evol," Titus mentioned that his father stayed with his sixth and final wife because he "...didn't want people thinking he couldn't commit."

* [[Inelegant Blubbering]]: [http://youtu.be/9M27YIyb2d4#t=2m20s Titus' reaction to his mother's death].

{{quote| '''Titus:''' Now I'm lying on the floor in a fetal position and I'm crying. And I don't mean "crying", I mean "snot-coming-out-of-my-nose, booger-bubbles bursting all over the place..." }}

{{quote|'''Titus:''' Now I'm lying on the floor in a fetal position and I'm crying. And I don't mean "crying", I mean "snot-coming-out-of-my-nose, booger-bubbles bursting all over the place..." }}

* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: An old girlfriend managed to convince him that it was ''his'' fault ''she'' stabbed him. And it worked! He explained it rather sensibly that dealing with crazy people will skew your own sense of logic, "Crazy makes you crazy."

* [[Love Makes You Crazy]]: The primary subject of his special "Love is Evol". As he said, "Crazy makes you crazy."

* [[Mathematician's Answer]]: In an interview about Neverlution:

{{quote| '''Interviewer:''' What's more screwed-up: America or your family?~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Interviewer:''' What's more screwed-up: America or your family?

'''Titus:''' Yes. }}

* [[Man On Fire]]: Almost died when he got drunk and fell into a bonfire. Had Titus not screamed and his idiot friends not rescued him in time, he would have been dead from the smoke inhalation collapsing his lungs.

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* [[Some Anvils Need to Be Dropped]]: His routines work on a different level than most comedians, where he uses humor to prevent himself from getting a Victim Complex and to not look at your life as something outside of your control. He ends each routine with a moral based on what his dad taught him his entire life, "Quit being a wussy" and never quit fighting for your right to be happy.

* [[Take That]]: Has a bit in ''Neverlution'' on how [[Lady Gaga]] exemplifies America's attitude of accepting "mediocrity as excellence.''

{{quote| "You are not an artist just because you [[Cloudcuckoolander|wear a live chimpanzee as a bra!]]"}}

{{quote|"You are not an artist just because you [[Cloudcuckoolander|wear a live chimpanzee as a bra!]]"}}

* [[Tsundere]]: Thoroughly deconstructed, he mentioned the psychological torture he took from a girlfriend who had no warning signs (other than the room smelling of ozone whenver she was about to go ballistic) when she would go from affectionate to physically abusive and blaming it on a sugar imbalance.

** Titus describing America on "The 5th Annual End of the World Tour," stating that America will kick another country's ass, then send them food.