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The clues are finally coming into place. [[Conspiracy Theorist|I]] can't talk for long, but I'll tell you what I know.
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* Assassins are always known by all three of their names (John Wilkes Boothe, Lee Harvey Oswald, etc.).
** Except for Sirhan Sirhan. But, if you add up all the letters in their names, John Wilkes Boothe and Lee Harvey Oswald both add to 15, while Sirhan Sirhan adds up to 12. 15 - 12 = 3, which, of course, is the magical three names that all assassins are known by.
* In Subway
** Also, the "$5 foot-long" is actually five dollars plus tax...yet almost no one has ever complained. Why is that?
*** Even more alarmingly, KFC's Toonie Tuesday has slowly climbed from $2 after tax to $2.79 before tax. Someone in Canada has angered the wrong people.
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