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[[File:Kagome-Kouga-inuyasha-5227968-640-480_9008.jpg|link=Inuyasha|frame| Hands off! I'm better for her than you are!]]

{{quote|''Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,~~ ~~

{{quote|''Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,

''He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."~~ ~~

''He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."

''"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,~~ ~~

''"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,

''"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."''|'''[[Benny Hill]]''', "[http://www.youtube.com/embed/19wAAyxZhUo Ernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West]"}}

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* In ''[[The Green Hornet (film)|The Green Hornet]]'', Britt Reid and Kato's argument turns violent after Kato implies he's been with Lenore Case (though it's revealed later that he was more concerned with antagonizing Britt). Despite Kato's [[Crazy Awesome]] credentials, it's not the fight you'd expect, especially when it [[Weaksauce Weakness|ends.]]

* Lampshaded in the [[Blake Edwards]] film ''[[Skin Deep]]'':

{{quote| ['''Visual''']: Two naked men in a pitch-black bedroom are both wearing glow-in-the-dark condoms, and discover they're both trying to have sex with the same woman. All we see are two erect phalluses moving around the room. At first, the two of them are throwing stuff at each other, then, they get interested and start swinging their (glow in the dark) dicks at each other.~~ ~~

{{quote|['''Visual''']: Two naked men in a pitch-black bedroom are both wearing glow-in-the-dark condoms, and discover they're both trying to have sex with the same woman. All we see are two erect phalluses moving around the room. At first, the two of them are throwing stuff at each other, then, they get interested and start swinging their (glow in the dark) dicks at each other.

['''New Scene'''], '''Man in Bed Answering phone''': Uh, Hello? Yeah? Oh really. Okay, I'll come down and bail you out. (Hangs up)~~ ~~

['''New Scene'''], '''Man in Bed Answering phone''': Uh, Hello? Yeah? Oh really. Okay, I'll come down and bail you out. (Hangs up)

'''Wife''': What happened?~~ ~~

'''Wife''': What happened?

'''Man''': Jack's been arrested.~~ ~~

'''Man''': Jack's been arrested.

'''Wife''': What's the charge?~~ ~~

'''Wife''': What's the charge?

'''Man''': Cockfighting. }}

* Apparently the plot of the upcoming spy comedy ''[[This Means War (film)|This Means War]]''.

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** Of course given that they are [[Vitriolic Best Buds]] 'and' each others political rivals, they do surprisingly little fighting over Agatha. After all [[Threesome Subtext|they don't mind Agatha being the boss of them.]]

* Amusingly subverted/lampshaded in ''[[Errant Story]]'', as Jon [http://www.errantstory.com/2007-05-16/657 interrupts] a [[Cat Fight]] between his sister and Sarine.

{{quote| '''Sarine:''' Oh, hello, Jon. We were just having a little girl talk. Sweaty, violent, mostly one-sided girl talk with lots of sword fighting.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Sarine:''' Oh, hello, Jon. We were just having a little girl talk. Sweaty, violent, mostly one-sided girl talk with lots of sword fighting.

'''Jon:''' ... Ah. Now see, guys don't have those kinds of talks. We just whip it out and see whose is longer. }}

* In ''[[The Dreamer]]'', Alan Warren and Alexander Hamilton often get into snippy fights around each other, often involving Beatrice as the subject.