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{{quote|''"{{smallcaps|The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Weighted [[Trope Namer|Companion Cube]] [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|will never threaten to stab you]] and, in fact, cannot speak.... In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.}}"''|'''GLaDOS''', ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]''}}
{{quote|''"{{smallcaps|The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Weighted [[Trope Namer|Companion Cube]] [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|will never threaten to stab you]] and, in fact, cannot speak.... In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.}}"''|'''GLaDOS''', ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]''}}
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For some reason, Companion Cubes [[Video Game Caring Potential|tend to become very popular]] [[Robot Girl|with the audience]]. Something to do with the [[Uncanny Valley]], probably. Or simply because the idea of having an inanimate object being a character is funny. Or maybe because it's easy to project the best traits you can think of onto the object. Or because you can make yourself a replica at home ...
For some reason, Companion Cubes [[Video Game Caring Potential|tend to become very popular]] [[Robot Girl|with the audience]]. Something to do with the [[Uncanny Valley]], probably. Or simply because the idea of having an inanimate object being a character is funny. Or maybe because it's easy to project the best traits you can think of onto the object. Or because you can make yourself a replica at home ...


Dolls and teddy bears are especially common examples, probably because they're humanoid, friendly looking, and meant to be bonded with. Typically the owner will treat it as their [[The Confidant|Confidant]]. [[Security Blanket|Security Blankets]] are also common in this regard.
Dolls and teddy bears are especially common examples, probably because they're humanoid, friendly looking, and meant to be bonded with. Typically the owner will treat it as their [[The Confidant|Confidant]]. [[Security Blanket]]s are also common in this regard.


If a character gives a weapon this treatment, [[I Call It Vera|expect him or her to give it a name]]. The opposite is [[Living Toys]].
If a character gives a weapon this treatment, [[I Call It Vera|expect him or her to give it a name]]. The opposite is [[Living Toys]].
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* Seems to be quite common in the ''Gundam'' series. Particularly, in ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam Wing|Gundam Wing]]'', all of the characters who pilot Gundams will talk to their machines at least once every couple of fights. In an early episode, {{spoiler|when Quatre´s about to blow up his own Gundam, Sandrock, the cockpit opens by itself, causing Quatre to wonder: "Are you telling me to get down, Sandrock?"}} A few of the suits also have the ZERO system, which tends to inspire insanity in the pilots who use it. That sure doesn't help.
* Seems to be quite common in the ''Gundam'' series. Particularly, in ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam Wing|Gundam Wing]]'', all of the characters who pilot Gundams will talk to their machines at least once every couple of fights. In an early episode, {{spoiler|when Quatre´s about to blow up his own Gundam, Sandrock, the cockpit opens by itself, causing Quatre to wonder: "Are you telling me to get down, Sandrock?"}} A few of the suits also have the ZERO system, which tends to inspire insanity in the pilots who use it. That sure doesn't help.
* The Angels in ''[[Kidou Tenshi Angelic Layer]]''. If you hear "it's just a doll/toy/robot", you know that person needs a dose of [[The Power of Friendship]], despite [[Selective Squick|your parents probably thinking they have a valid point]].
* The Angels in ''[[Kidou Tenshi Angelic Layer]]''. If you hear "it's just a doll/toy/robot", you know that person needs a dose of [[The Power of Friendship]], despite [[Selective Squick|your parents probably thinking they have a valid point]].
* ''[[Mazinger Z]]'': Several times the characters talk to or about Mazinger-Z and [[FemBot]] Aphrodite A like if they were sentient beings. Sayaka actually had a [[Heroic BSOD]] when {{spoiler|Aphrodite A was destroyed. She even hallucinated Aphrodite was calling her.}} And then you have Minerva-X, an actual sentient [[FemBot]] and [[Humongous Mecha]] could act, think and feel on her own and was programmed to be Mazinger-Z's [[Battle Couple]], and considered Mazinger was meant to be HER [[Companion Cube]] (as Sayaka protested only Aphrodite was allowed to be Mazinger's partner).
* ''[[Mazinger Z]]'': Several times the characters talk to or about Mazinger-Z and [[FemBot]] Aphrodite A like if they were sentient beings. Sayaka actually had a [[Heroic BSOD]] when {{spoiler|Aphrodite A was destroyed. She even hallucinated Aphrodite was calling her.}} And then you have Minerva-X, an actual sentient [[FemBot]] and [[Humongous Mecha]] could act, think and feel on her own and was programmed to be Mazinger-Z's [[Battle Couple]], and considered Mazinger was meant to be HER Companion Cube (as Sayaka protested only Aphrodite was allowed to be Mazinger's partner).
** It seldom happened in ''[[Great Mazinger]]'' and ''[[UFO Robo Grendizer]]'', but in one of the versions of the latter, when Duke was fleeing, he pleaded Grendizer carried him far away. However, Grendizer was [[First Church of Mecha|the embodiment of the Fleedian's god of war]], so he could have a point.
** It seldom happened in ''[[Great Mazinger]]'' and ''[[UFO Robo Grendizer]]'', but in one of the versions of the latter, when Duke was fleeing, he pleaded Grendizer carried him far away. However, Grendizer was [[First Church of Mecha|the embodiment of the Fleedian's god of war]], so he could have a point.
* Rebecca's Teddy Bear in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', who she called Teddy-chan, despite being American. It was actually a possessed bear in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''.
* Rebecca's Teddy Bear in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', who she called Teddy-chan, despite being American. It was actually a possessed bear in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''.
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* In one episode ''[[Full Metal Panic!]]'', Sosuke was coaching the lousy school rugby team. He made them go through physical and mental training from hell. At the end of the training, he gave each of them a football and made them assign female names to them. Cut to one of the football players caressing his ball saying, "Don't worry, baby. I won't be rough. I won't hurt you" with a mentally disturbing smile and crazy eyes.
* In one episode ''[[Full Metal Panic!]]'', Sosuke was coaching the lousy school rugby team. He made them go through physical and mental training from hell. At the end of the training, he gave each of them a football and made them assign female names to them. Cut to one of the football players caressing his ball saying, "Don't worry, baby. I won't be rough. I won't hurt you" with a mentally disturbing smile and crazy eyes.
* ''[[Berserk]]''
* ''[[Berserk]]''
** In the earlier parts of the Golden Age Arc, we see Guts as a child being taught how to use a sword. He uses a two handed blade which is considerably oversized for a kid. We later see him hugging that sword like a teddy bear while he's going to sleep. Considering that he was raised in a mercenary band, blamed for the death of the only mother figure he ever had, and the abuse he suffered from the guy he considered a father figure, it's not too far fetched to believe that for Guts the sword ''was'' his only friend at that time.<br /><br />Guts is often visibly shown having trouble sleeping without a sword and claims he can't relax without it on hand. Considering the dangers he faces this concern is probably for more practical reasons, but who's to say whether the possible emotional and practical reasons can't complement each other?
** In the earlier parts of the Golden Age Arc, we see Guts as a child being taught how to use a sword. He uses a two handed blade which is considerably oversized for a kid. We later see him hugging that sword like a teddy bear while he's going to sleep. Considering that he was raised in a mercenary band, blamed for the death of the only mother figure he ever had, and the abuse he suffered from the guy he considered a father figure, it's not too far fetched to believe that for Guts the sword ''was'' his only friend at that time.

Guts is often visibly shown having trouble sleeping without a sword and claims he can't relax without it on hand. Considering the dangers he faces this concern is probably for more practical reasons, but who's to say whether the possible emotional and practical reasons can't complement each other?
** Played for laughs with Puck and the Behelit Guts carries around. Despite being an [[Artifact of Doom]], he affectionately calls it "Betchi."
** Played for laughs with Puck and the Behelit Guts carries around. Despite being an [[Artifact of Doom]], he affectionately calls it "Betchi."
* For as much as she treats it like an actual guitar, Yui in ''[[K-On!]]!'' treats her guitar more like a pet dog. She gives it a name, sleeps with it, and dresses it up. The only reason she went with it was because it was "cute". Yui's never been totally right in the head to begin with.
* For as much as she treats it like an actual guitar, Yui in ''[[K-On!]]!'' treats her guitar more like a pet dog. She gives it a name, sleeps with it, and dresses it up. The only reason she went with it was because it was "cute". Yui's never been totally right in the head to begin with.
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* ''[[One Piece]]'',
* ''[[One Piece]]'',
** ''[[One Piece/Characters/Straw Hat Pirates|Luffy]]'''s straw hat is a prime example.
** ''[[One Piece/Characters/Straw Hat Pirates|Luffy]]'''s straw hat is a prime example.
** The sword Wado seems to fill this role for Zoro. It used to belong to his childhood friend Kuina--she died very young, so he carries it for both of them.
** The sword Wado seems to fill this role for Zoro. It used to belong to his childhood friend Kuina—she died very young, so he carries it for both of them.
** And for Nami, her adoptive mother's orange trees. Also notable that all three objects/types of objects are important because they were left behind by loved ones.
** And for Nami, her adoptive mother's orange trees. Also notable that all three objects/types of objects are important because they were left behind by loved ones.
* In ''[[Carnival Phantasm]]'' during the Grand Prix episode, Assassin displays extreme affection for the shrine, even towards {{spoiler|jumping out of the truck in a vain attempt to save it when Berscar knocked it over the cliff}}.
* In ''[[Carnival Phantasm]]'' during the Grand Prix episode, Assassin displays extreme affection for the shrine, even towards {{spoiler|jumping out of the truck in a vain attempt to save it when Berscar knocked it over the cliff}}.
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* ''[[The Omega Man]]'', an earlier adaptation of ''I Am Legend'', Charlton Heston speaks to mannequins as well.
* ''[[The Omega Man]]'', an earlier adaptation of ''I Am Legend'', Charlton Heston speaks to mannequins as well.
* Darkly subverted in ''[[Child's Play (film)|Childs Play]]''. Nobody but Andy believes that Chucky the doll is alive... at first.
* Darkly subverted in ''[[Child's Play (film)|Childs Play]]''. Nobody but Andy believes that Chucky the doll is alive... at first.
* Otto, the automatic pilot -- who happens to be an inflatable doll -- in ''[[Airplane!]]!'' However, Otto seems to be capable of some independent action.
* Otto, the automatic pilot—who happens to be an inflatable doll—in ''[[Airplane!]]!'' However, Otto seems to be capable of some independent action.
* ''[[Blazing Saddles]]''. Arch villain Hedley Lamarr has a [http://www.flixster.com/movie/blazing-saddles/photos?p=10232567 small blue rubber frog].
* ''[[Blazing Saddles]]''. Arch villain Hedley Lamarr has a [http://www.flixster.com/movie/blazing-saddles/photos?p=10232567 small blue rubber frog].
{{quote|'''Hedley Lamarr:''' Daddy love Froggy. Froggy love Daddy?
{{quote|'''Hedley Lamarr:''' Daddy love Froggy. Froggy love Daddy?
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'''Hedley Lamarr:''' Aaaaaahhh.... ribbit... ribbit... ribbit... }}
'''Hedley Lamarr:''' Aaaaaahhh.... ribbit... ribbit... ribbit... }}
* In ''[[Full Metal Jacket]]'', Gunnery Sgt. Hartman orders all of the Marines to personify [[I Call It Vera|their rifles with a girl's name]]. The rifle creed is "My rifle is my best friend. It is my life." Pvt. Lawrence/Pyle takes this a little too far and is later seen whispering to it like a lover... {{spoiler|before he snaps and kills the Gunny and himself.}}
* In ''[[Full Metal Jacket]]'', Gunnery Sgt. Hartman orders all of the Marines to personify [[I Call It Vera|their rifles with a girl's name]]. The rifle creed is "My rifle is my best friend. It is my life." Pvt. Lawrence/Pyle takes this a little too far and is later seen whispering to it like a lover... {{spoiler|before he snaps and kills the Gunny and himself.}}
* ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (film)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'': Sweeney Todd and his razors, as demonstrated in the song "My Friends" -- just about the only Companion Cube trait they don't have is individual names.
* ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (film)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'': Sweeney Todd and his razors, as demonstrated in the song "My Friends"—just about the only Companion Cube trait they don't have is individual names.
{{quote|''Speak to me, friend''
{{quote|''Speak to me, friend''
''Whisper, I'll listen'' }}
''Whisper, I'll listen'' }}
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* In the Norwegian children's series ''[[Knerten]]'' by Anne Cath Westly, one of the main characters is a stick that looks like a human. The other main character, a little boy, treats him like his best friend and has apparently not realised that he's inanimate. Sort of like ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]'', although this one is older.
* In the Norwegian children's series ''[[Knerten]]'' by Anne Cath Westly, one of the main characters is a stick that looks like a human. The other main character, a little boy, treats him like his best friend and has apparently not realised that he's inanimate. Sort of like ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]'', although this one is older.
* ''[[The Velveteen Rabbit]]''. Subverted in that the eponymous rabbit becomes real at the end of the story.
* ''[[The Velveteen Rabbit]]''. Subverted in that the eponymous rabbit becomes real at the end of the story.
* The very first ''[[Winnie the Pooh|Winnie-the-Pooh]]'' story makes it quite evident that Edward Bear (aka Pooh) and all of his friends are actually Christopher Robin's stuffed animals. (Entirely justified since A.A. Milne invented the stories for his son, who had a teddy bear named Winnie, who was -- incidentally -- named after a real (female) bear at the zoo.)
* The very first ''[[Winnie the Pooh|Winnie-the-Pooh]]'' story makes it quite evident that Edward Bear (aka Pooh) and all of his friends are actually Christopher Robin's stuffed animals. (Entirely justified since A.A. Milne invented the stories for his son, who had a teddy bear named Winnie, who was—incidentally—named after a real (female) bear at the zoo.)
* ''By the Light of the Moon'' by [[Dean Koontz]] has Jilly and her potted plant, Fred. Fred is a stalwart, if silent, companion on whom Jilly practices her stand-up comedy routines.
* ''By the Light of the Moon'' by [[Dean Koontz]] has Jilly and her potted plant, Fred. Fred is a stalwart, if silent, companion on whom Jilly practices her stand-up comedy routines.
* In ''Virtual Mode'' by [[Piers Anthony]], Colene has a stuffed horse from her childhood named Maresy Doats, named after a [[Mondegreen|misheard song lyric]].
* In ''Virtual Mode'' by [[Piers Anthony]], Colene has a stuffed horse from her childhood named Maresy Doats, named after a [[Mondegreen|misheard song lyric]].
* ''Brother to Dragons, Companion to Owls'' by Jane Lindskold has an interesting twist -- inanimate objects constantly talk telepathically to the autistic main character, Sarah. And no, she's not imagining it: they sometimes tell her useful things, like the combinations to locks and safes, or the location of hidden items.
* ''Brother to Dragons, Companion to Owls'' by Jane Lindskold has an interesting twist—inanimate objects constantly talk telepathically to the autistic main character, Sarah. And no, she's not imagining it: they sometimes tell her useful things, like the combinations to locks and safes, or the location of hidden items.
** That's the plot to a very strange mainstream novel called ''Victoria at Nine'', which also has a [[Cheerful Child]] who is [[Wise Beyond Their Years|wise beyond her years]] along with a subversion of [[Growing Up Sucks]].
** That's the plot to a very strange mainstream novel called ''Victoria at Nine'', which also has a [[Cheerful Child]] who is [[Wise Beyond Their Years|wise beyond her years]] along with a subversion of [[Growing Up Sucks]].
* As mentioned in the main article, this happens to starships a lot, often to the point where the ship itself is a main character (sometimes [[Spaceship Girl|literally]]). [[Larry Niven]] invokes this trope a lot, such as with the battlecrusier INSS ''MacArthur'' in ''[[The Mote in God's Eye]]''. A non-[[Speculative Fiction]] example would be the eponymous submarine in ''[[The Hunt for Red October]]'', arguably ''the'' main character.
* As mentioned in the main article, this happens to starships a lot, often to the point where the ship itself is a main character (sometimes [[Spaceship Girl|literally]]). [[Larry Niven]] invokes this trope a lot, such as with the battlecrusier INSS ''MacArthur'' in ''[[The Mote in God's Eye]]''. A non-[[Speculative Fiction]] example would be the eponymous submarine in ''[[The Hunt for Red October]]'', arguably ''the'' main character.
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** In the Dynamite Surfing episode, Kari wonders if anyone else has noticed the disturbing amount of Grant robots that have been built over the course of the series.
** In the Dynamite Surfing episode, Kari wonders if anyone else has noticed the disturbing amount of Grant robots that have been built over the course of the series.
** During the Supersized Myths Jet Taxi segment, to make him even more animate than usual, they added a voiceover of Buster's thoughts just before they pulled his taxi behind the jumbo jet's engine exhaust: "I wonder if [[Dirty Jobs|Mike Rowe]] is hiring."
** During the Supersized Myths Jet Taxi segment, to make him even more animate than usual, they added a voiceover of Buster's thoughts just before they pulled his taxi behind the jumbo jet's engine exhaust: "I wonder if [[Dirty Jobs|Mike Rowe]] is hiring."
** And then there was Lucy the Moose, a 600lb rubber moose that they crashed cars into (To test the myth that speeding up before hitting a large animal will reduce the damage done to the car and driver. {{spoiler|Busted}}).
** And then there was Lucy the Moose, a 600&nbsp;lb rubber moose that they crashed cars into (To test the myth that speeding up before hitting a large animal will reduce the damage done to the car and driver. {{spoiler|Busted}}).
* In the short-lived cult TV show ''[[Sledge Hammer]]'', Sledge has a habit of talking to his gun.
* In the short-lived cult TV show ''[[Sledge Hammer]]'', Sledge has a habit of talking to his gun.
* In an unusual [[Panel Show]] example, after the third time Roy Hattersley MP cancelled his appearance as a guest on ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'' at short notice, his place on Paul Merton's team was filled by "The Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP" "imbued with much the same qualities and liable to give a similar performance", which Merton would confer with during the show. They won, in spite of the Tub being unable to confer with Merton for any questions aimed at it, and all of their team's questions in the final 'missing words' round being in foreign languages, and, in the last case, with the entire headline blanked out.]]
* In an unusual [[Panel Show]] example, after the third time Roy Hattersley MP cancelled his appearance as a guest on ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'' at short notice, his place on Paul Merton's team was filled by "The Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP" "imbued with much the same qualities and liable to give a similar performance", which Merton would confer with during the show. They won, in spite of the Tub being unable to confer with Merton for any questions aimed at it, and all of their team's questions in the final 'missing words' round being in foreign languages, and, in the last case, with the entire headline blanked out.]]
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* In a parody of ''[[Cast Away]]'', an episode of ''[[Being Ian]]'' has Ian trapped on a sandbar and talking to polystyrene coffee cup.
* In a parody of ''[[Cast Away]]'', an episode of ''[[Being Ian]]'' has Ian trapped on a sandbar and talking to polystyrene coffee cup.
* While a semi-intelligent killing machine and thus not very ''inanimate'', Rover from ''[[The Prisoner]]'' is a ''large, white bouncing '''ball'''''. Needless to say, '''he''' is a favorite among fans and a common icon of the series.
* While a semi-intelligent killing machine and thus not very ''inanimate'', Rover from ''[[The Prisoner]]'' is a ''large, white bouncing '''ball'''''. Needless to say, '''he''' is a favorite among fans and a common icon of the series.
* ''[[Firefly]]'s'' Jayne Cobb treats his very favorite gun, [[I Call It Vera|Vera]], as if its a real person -- so much so that he's willing to ''trade'' it for Mal's [[Accidental Marriage|Accidental Wife]].
* ''[[Firefly]]'s'' Jayne Cobb treats his very favorite gun, [[I Call It Vera|Vera]], as if its a real person—so much so that he's willing to ''trade'' it for Mal's [[Accidental Marriage|Accidental Wife]].
** And telling Vera that getting dressed up means she gets taken out special-like - while putting her in a spacesuit to fire at a target in hard vacuum.
** And telling Vera that getting dressed up means she gets taken out special-like - while putting her in a spacesuit to fire at a target in hard vacuum.
** Also, the ship's mechanic, Kaylee, often talks about the ship ''Serenity'' as if its a real person. In the pilot movie she strokes the inside wall of the engine room and coos, "That's my good girl" after a jury-rig allowed ''Serenity'' to pull off a difficult maneuver. Mal treats her like a person occasionally, as well.
** Also, the ship's mechanic, Kaylee, often talks about the ship ''Serenity'' as if its a real person. In the pilot movie she strokes the inside wall of the engine room and coos, "That's my good girl" after a jury-rig allowed ''Serenity'' to pull off a difficult maneuver. Mal treats her like a person occasionally, as well.
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* Oliver, ''[[Top Gear]]'' presenter Richard Hammond's beloved 1963 Opel Kadett. Despite his age and third-hand ownership, Oliver survived a one-thousand mile cross-country trip straight across the spine of Botswana, including the entirety of the Makgadikgadi Pan, the largest salt flat in the world. Hammond loved the car so much that he bought it with his own money and paid to have it shipped to Britain.
* Oliver, ''[[Top Gear]]'' presenter Richard Hammond's beloved 1963 Opel Kadett. Despite his age and third-hand ownership, Oliver survived a one-thousand mile cross-country trip straight across the spine of Botswana, including the entirety of the Makgadikgadi Pan, the largest salt flat in the world. Hammond loved the car so much that he bought it with his own money and paid to have it shipped to Britain.
** To prepare to cross the Makgadikgadi Pan, the presenters were advised to remove as much weight as possible from their cars. May and Clarkson undertook the task with relish, but Hammond refused to remove anything from Oliver. After a while, May and Clarkson joked that it would be like asking him to cut pieces off his wife. (It should be noted that Oliver had almost no problems the entire trip, compared to the other two presenters vehicles, which sank in the mud on the Makgadikgadi Pan even after removing practically everything but the frame and engine.)
** To prepare to cross the Makgadikgadi Pan, the presenters were advised to remove as much weight as possible from their cars. May and Clarkson undertook the task with relish, but Hammond refused to remove anything from Oliver. After a while, May and Clarkson joked that it would be like asking him to cut pieces off his wife. (It should be noted that Oliver had almost no problems the entire trip, compared to the other two presenters vehicles, which sank in the mud on the Makgadikgadi Pan even after removing practically everything but the frame and engine.)
** Oliver was endangered again in the first episode of Season 12, in which the presenters did challenges in transport trucks (obUK/Commonwealth: "lorries"). One of the last ones was a hill start -- starting the trucks (with their cargo in tow) on a hill without rolling backward. To inspire each other to do well, their most prized items were placed behind them. Richard's was...Oliver (with a smashing new "OLI V3R" [[Vanity License Plate]]). Hammond forfeited the challenge rather than risk his precious car.
** Oliver was endangered again in the first episode of Season 12, in which the presenters did challenges in transport trucks (obUK/Commonwealth: "lorries"). One of the last ones was a hill start—starting the trucks (with their cargo in tow) on a hill without rolling backward. To inspire each other to do well, their most prized items were placed behind them. Richard's was...Oliver (with a smashing new "OLI V3R" [[Vanity License Plate]]). Hammond forfeited the challenge rather than risk his precious car.
** Oliver is now a supporting character in the children's science programme ''Richard Hammond's [[Blast Lab]]'', where 'he' has a Herbie-esque personality.
** Oliver is now a supporting character in the children's science programme ''Richard Hammond's [[Blast Lab]]'', where 'he' has a Herbie-esque personality.
* ''[[Mr. Bean]]'''s Teddy, and to some extent his car. Much of the humour comes from the inconsistent way in how he treats them -- one minute gently lowering Teddy into his own miniature bed, the next absent-mindedly ripping his head off so he'll fit in the drawer. Then when his car gets run over by a tank, he kneels down in front of the wreckage as sad music plays -- only to retrieve the lock and seem perfectly happy with this.
* ''[[Mr. Bean]]'''s Teddy, and to some extent his car. Much of the humour comes from the inconsistent way in how he treats them—one minute gently lowering Teddy into his own miniature bed, the next absent-mindedly ripping his head off so he'll fit in the drawer. Then when his car gets run over by a tank, he kneels down in front of the wreckage as sad music plays—only to retrieve the lock and seem perfectly happy with this.
* Captain Oats and Princess Sparkles of ''[[The OC]]'' fame. When you start warning your plastic horse of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWLPVjk9PQ possible overtures to rape], you know you've got yourself a Companion Cube.
* Captain Oats and Princess Sparkles of ''[[The OC]]'' fame. When you start warning your plastic horse of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWLPVjk9PQ possible overtures to rape], you know you've got yourself a Companion Cube.
* The Impala (known to fans as Metallicar) in ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'' is considered by some to be the third main character. It features prominently throughout the series, and Dean is occasionally found to be whispering sweet nothings to it.
* The Impala (known to fans as Metallicar) in ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'' is considered by some to be the third main character. It features prominently throughout the series, and Dean is occasionally found to be whispering sweet nothings to it.
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** Parodied in the "Twin Beaks" episode of ''[[Darkwing Duck]]'', with Launchpad talking to a log-reduced Bushroot.
** Parodied in the "Twin Beaks" episode of ''[[Darkwing Duck]]'', with Launchpad talking to a log-reduced Bushroot.
* "[[Red Dwarf|Mr. Flibble is very cross....]]"
* "[[Red Dwarf|Mr. Flibble is very cross....]]"
* Similar to the above, "[[The Colbert Report|No... no, Sweetness... these people]] ''[[Creepy Monotone|understand]].''" Made worse because Sweetness is not a stuffed penguin -- she's a '''gun'''.
* Similar to the above, "[[The Colbert Report|No... no, Sweetness... these people]] ''[[Creepy Monotone|understand]].''" Made worse because Sweetness is not a stuffed penguin—she's a '''gun'''.
* In ''[[Farscape]]'', John Crichton's favourite weapon is a Peacekeeper standard issue pulse pistol, he will risk his life to retrieve the weapon he calls Winona: "Winona would never have let me down". Similarly, when D'Argo gets a ship, he names her ''Lo'la'' in memory of his wife and becomes quite fond of her. ''Moya'' is a subversion, as she's an actual living organism.
* In ''[[Farscape]]'', John Crichton's favourite weapon is a Peacekeeper standard issue pulse pistol, he will risk his life to retrieve the weapon he calls Winona: "Winona would never have let me down". Similarly, when D'Argo gets a ship, he names her ''Lo'la'' in memory of his wife and becomes quite fond of her. ''Moya'' is a subversion, as she's an actual living organism.
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'', ''The Chase'': companion Steven Taylor goes back into a burning city/building to rescue Hifi, the stuffed panda ("my mascot") which has been his only company for two years of captivity.
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'', ''The Chase'': companion Steven Taylor goes back into a burning city/building to rescue Hifi, the stuffed panda ("my mascot") which has been his only company for two years of captivity.
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** In "The Girl Who Waited", Amy, who has been alone for 36 years, disarms (literally) one of the hand robots, painting a smiley face on it and calling it [[We Named the Monkey "Jack"|Rory]]. While it's initially taken as a sign of how distant she has become to Rory, a younger version of herself is able to remind her that it's actually because Rory is the love of her life.
** In "The Girl Who Waited", Amy, who has been alone for 36 years, disarms (literally) one of the hand robots, painting a smiley face on it and calling it [[We Named the Monkey "Jack"|Rory]]. While it's initially taken as a sign of how distant she has become to Rory, a younger version of herself is able to remind her that it's actually because Rory is the love of her life.
* A lot of TV spaceships have this trope evoked upon them; perhaps the most famous being the ''[[Star Trek|USS Enterprise]]'' and ''[[Star Wars|Millenium Falcon]]''.
* A lot of TV spaceships have this trope evoked upon them; perhaps the most famous being the ''[[Star Trek|USS Enterprise]]'' and ''[[Star Wars|Millenium Falcon]]''.
** Both the ''Enterprise'' and the ''Millennium Falcon'' are known to have computers capable of interacting with people but of course, none of them are sophisticated enough for you to hold a conversation with. When it comes to ''[[Star Trek]]'' ships, though, [[Fridge Logic]] or even [[Fridge Brilliance]] applies: we know from holodecks, and fully sentient mechanical characters such as Data and [[Spell My Name with a "The"|the Doctor]], that a computer with much more personality is not hard to create in the [[Trek Verse]]. If, in a world where any AI-run hologram left running long enough becomes a real person, the best the ship's operating system can do is "* Beep!* Unable to comply. [[Applied Phlebotinum]] [[Holding Back the Phlebotinum|conveniently offline]]," it's by design -- possibly to keep it out of the [[Uncanny Valley]].
** Both the ''Enterprise'' and the ''Millennium Falcon'' are known to have computers capable of interacting with people but of course, none of them are sophisticated enough for you to hold a conversation with. When it comes to ''[[Star Trek]]'' ships, though, [[Fridge Logic]] or even [[Fridge Brilliance]] applies: we know from holodecks, and fully sentient mechanical characters such as Data and [[Spell My Name with a "The"|the Doctor]], that a computer with much more personality is not hard to create in the [[Trek Verse]]. If, in a world where any AI-run hologram left running long enough becomes a real person, the best the ship's operating system can do is "* Beep!* Unable to comply. [[Applied Phlebotinum]] [[Holding Back the Phlebotinum|conveniently offline]]," it's by design—possibly to keep it out of the [[Uncanny Valley]].
*** In [[Star Trek: The Original Series|Th Ultimate Computer]] they tried to automate the Enterprise using AI. The developer who designed the computer treated in like it was his kid. Of course, it went insane and Kirk had to talk it to death, because [[AI Is a Crapshoot]].
*** In [[Star Trek: The Original Series|Th Ultimate Computer]] they tried to automate the Enterprise using AI. The developer who designed the computer treated in like it was his kid. Of course, it went insane and Kirk had to talk it to death, because [[AI Is a Crapshoot]].
** Captain Janeway sometimes talks directly to her ship in ''[[Star Trek: Voyager|Star Trek Voyager]]''.
** Captain Janeway sometimes talks directly to her ship in ''[[Star Trek: Voyager|Star Trek Voyager]]''.
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* Arkwright's till from ''[[Open All Hours]]'' is an inversion. Arkwright and Granville treat it as though it's alive, but it's a malevolent being that does its best to trap your fingers every time you use it.
* Arkwright's till from ''[[Open All Hours]]'' is an inversion. Arkwright and Granville treat it as though it's alive, but it's a malevolent being that does its best to trap your fingers every time you use it.
* There is an episode in ''[[Malcolm in the Middle]]'' when Malcolm's mom has a mental breakdown and starts making little pigs out of balloons and paper-mache. Dozens of them. And she gives each and every one a name and background.
* There is an episode in ''[[Malcolm in the Middle]]'' when Malcolm's mom has a mental breakdown and starts making little pigs out of balloons and paper-mache. Dozens of them. And she gives each and every one a name and background.
* In ''[[Deadwood]]'', Al Swearengen receives an Indian man's head in a box, which he doesn't want. He first makes use of the box as a prop in a ploy, describing his plan to the head beforehand. Subsequently, he takes to delivering [[Surrogate Soliloquy|Surrogate Soliloquys]] to the head, and addresses it as "Chief." As time goes on, he treats it more and more like a friend and confidant, and at one point brings it out onto the balcony and opens the box so it can "watch" the events on the street. Eventually Al's [[The Dragon|dragon]] Dan Dority confronts him about the issue, and Al has to assure him that he's not going crazy.
* In ''[[Deadwood]]'', Al Swearengen receives an Indian man's head in a box, which he doesn't want. He first makes use of the box as a prop in a ploy, describing his plan to the head beforehand. Subsequently, he takes to delivering [[Surrogate Soliloquy]]s to the head, and addresses it as "Chief." As time goes on, he treats it more and more like a friend and confidant, and at one point brings it out onto the balcony and opens the box so it can "watch" the events on the street. Eventually Al's [[The Dragon|dragon]] Dan Dority confronts him about the issue, and Al has to assure him that he's not going crazy.
* Arguably, [[House (TV series)|House]]'s red ball. When Cuddy complains of all the time he spends in his office playing with it instead of working, Wilson argues:
* Arguably, [[House (TV series)|House]]'s red ball. When Cuddy complains of all the time he spends in his office playing with it instead of working, Wilson argues:
{{quote|'''Wilson:''' It's part of his process. That ball saves lives.}}
{{quote|'''Wilson:''' It's part of his process. That ball saves lives.}}
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== Pro Wrestling ==
== Pro Wrestling ==
* In the Japanese professional wrestling promotion Dramatic Dream Team (DDT), several inanimate objects have held the promotion's "Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship" (a joke title defended any time at any place during any match against anyone or anything, in a parody of WWE's retired Hardcore Title and its infamous "24/7 Rule"). Several of these inanimate "performers" include Kitty-Chan (a [[Hello Kitty]] plushie), a wooden baseball bat, and -- most memorably -- Ladder. All of these "wrestlers" were treated by ''actual'' wrestlers and DDT performers/crew as if they were any other human competitor.
* In the Japanese professional wrestling promotion Dramatic Dream Team (DDT), several inanimate objects have held the promotion's "Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship" (a joke title defended any time at any place during any match against anyone or anything, in a parody of WWE's retired Hardcore Title and its infamous "24/7 Rule"). Several of these inanimate "performers" include Kitty-Chan (a [[Hello Kitty]] plushie), a wooden baseball bat, and—most memorably—Ladder. All of these "wrestlers" were treated by ''actual'' wrestlers and DDT performers/crew as if they were any other human competitor.
** In fact, not one, not two, but '''three''' different Ladders have held the belt. And the baseball bat lost the title by a "KO" decision after being broken in half.
** In fact, not one, not two, but '''three''' different Ladders have held the belt. And the baseball bat lost the title by a "KO" decision after being broken in half.
*** Also from DDT is YOSHIHIKO, an ''inflatable love doll''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybFjynJvfzY See the insanity for yourself.]
*** Also from DDT is YOSHIHIKO, an ''inflatable love doll''. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybFjynJvfzY See the insanity for yourself.]
** Note that the [[WWE]]'s Hardcore Title received this treatment at least once itself -- one of the most prominent members of the Hardcore division was Al Snow, a [[Cloudcuckoolander]] who carried around a mannequin head and treated it as if it was alive, and, in Al's mind at least, Head once held the Hardcore Title after she [[Face Heel Turn|turned]] on Al.
** Note that the [[WWE]]'s Hardcore Title received this treatment at least once itself—one of the most prominent members of the Hardcore division was Al Snow, a [[Cloudcuckoolander]] who carried around a mannequin head and treated it as if it was alive, and, in Al's mind at least, Head once held the Hardcore Title after she [[Face Heel Turn|turned]] on Al.
** Perhaps the ultimate version came with Internet wrestling parody ''[http://www.bobwrestling.com Brawlers on a Budget]'', where the You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain't Doing That Are You Out Of Your Fricking Mind title belt ''won itself'' on three separate occasions. On one occasion winning it from ''another'' title belt.
** Perhaps the ultimate version came with Internet wrestling parody ''[http://www.bobwrestling.com Brawlers on a Budget]'', where the You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain't Doing That Are You Out Of Your Fricking Mind title belt ''won itself'' on three separate occasions. On one occasion winning it from ''another'' title belt.
*** Wouldn't that have been a Head Heel Turn?
*** Wouldn't that have been a Head Heel Turn?
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'''Soldier''': We have become very close, though.
'''Soldier''': We have become very close, though.
'''Celeste #1''': So I see. }}
'''Celeste #1''': So I see. }}
* Paul Hindemith's opera ''Cardillac'' is about a goldsmith who treats his creations like his own children: he sings to them, swears to protect them -- and murders his customers to regain them. Indeed, he treasures his handiwork more than his life-and-blood daughter: his dying glance falls not on his heartbroken daughter, but on the beautiful gold chain hanging on her neck.
* Paul Hindemith's opera ''Cardillac'' is about a goldsmith who treats his creations like his own children: he sings to them, swears to protect them—and murders his customers to regain them. Indeed, he treasures his handiwork more than his life-and-blood daughter: his dying glance falls not on his heartbroken daughter, but on the beautiful gold chain hanging on her neck.
* ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (theatre)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'': "These are my friends, see how they glisten..."
* ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (theatre)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'': "These are my friends, see how they glisten..."
* The famous scene in which Hamlet picks up a skull and laments about the friend it used to belong to ("Alas poor Yorick...") can border on this trope, depending on the performance.
* The famous scene in which Hamlet picks up a skull and laments about the friend it used to belong to ("Alas poor Yorick...") can border on this trope, depending on the performance.
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* Mr. Bear, Penny's teddy bear, from ''[[Advance Wars]]: Days of Ruin''. Since Penny is utterly, ''utterly'' [[Ax Crazy]], Mr. Bear comes off as rather... [[Demonic Dummy|sinister]] in the process.
* Mr. Bear, Penny's teddy bear, from ''[[Advance Wars]]: Days of Ruin''. Since Penny is utterly, ''utterly'' [[Ax Crazy]], Mr. Bear comes off as rather... [[Demonic Dummy|sinister]] in the process.
{{quote|'''Penny:''' Penny likes you... but Mr. Bear '''HATES YOU'''!}}
{{quote|'''Penny:''' Penny likes you... but Mr. Bear '''HATES YOU'''!}}
* The 2007 [[You Mean "Xmas"|Crimbo season]] of ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'' had the Bulky Buddy Box as a prize for fighting the Crimborg Elves -- a reference to the Weighted Companion Cube.
* The 2007 [[You Mean "Xmas"|Crimbo season]] of ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'' had the Bulky Buddy Box as a prize for fighting the Crimborg Elves—a reference to the Weighted Companion Cube.
** Earlier Crimbo seasons offered the Pet Rock and the (non)functionally identical Toothsome Rock.
** Earlier Crimbo seasons offered the Pet Rock and the (non)functionally identical Toothsome Rock.
*** The Sombrero and Bloodfaced Volleyball as well, though they do do things...somehow. (though at least Sombrero is partially justified by being combined with a chicken's ghost.)
*** The Sombrero and Bloodfaced Volleyball as well, though they do do things...somehow. (though at least Sombrero is partially justified by being combined with a chicken's ghost.)
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** The ''Ace Attorney'' series also has "Charley", a potted plant in the main character's office. It's one of the few characters from the original series to show up in the fourth game.
** The ''Ace Attorney'' series also has "Charley", a potted plant in the main character's office. It's one of the few characters from the original series to show up in the fourth game.
*** "Charley" could also be a reference to "Chuck the plant," from ''[[Maniac Mansion]]'', which became a running in-joke and appears in many adventure games afterwards, such as ''[[Day of the Tentacle]]'' and ''[[Enclosure]]''.
*** "Charley" could also be a reference to "Chuck the plant," from ''[[Maniac Mansion]]'', which became a running in-joke and appears in many adventure games afterwards, such as ''[[Day of the Tentacle]]'' and ''[[Enclosure]]''.
* This shows up in ''[[Devil May Cry]]'' [[Fanfic|fanfiction]] with the Devil Arms, but since those bear the sentient souls of the defeated demon in question, it's something of a [[Justified Trope]]. More straightforwardly, in an early scene of the fourth game, Nero and Kyrie talk about Nero's "Red Queen" sword as if discussing a female.
* This shows up in ''[[Devil May Cry]]'' [[fanfic]]tion with the Devil Arms, but since those bear the sentient souls of the defeated demon in question, it's something of a [[Justified Trope]]. More straightforwardly, in an early scene of the fourth game, Nero and Kyrie talk about Nero's "Red Queen" sword as if discussing a female.
** Two of the Devil Arms, Agni and Rudra, can even talk, although Dante would only take them with him if they kept silent. They start laughing during one of Dante's flashier combos with them, forcing Dante to yell [[Big "Shut Up!"|"SILENCE!"]] as a reminder of their agreement.
** Two of the Devil Arms, Agni and Rudra, can even talk, although Dante would only take them with him if they kept silent. They start laughing during one of Dante's flashier combos with them, forcing Dante to yell [[Big "Shut Up!"|"SILENCE!"]] as a reminder of their agreement.
** In the first game, Alastor and Ifrit also speak to Dante (via text, no words are heard on the player's end)... before respectively [[Impaled with Extreme Prejudice|impaling him]] and [[Kill It with Fire|trying to toast him alive]]. If ''[[Viewtiful Joe]]'' is any indication, [[Recurring Boss|recurring character]] Blade Master Alastor is [[Anthropomorphic Personification|the spirit of the same blade]] Dante obtained in ''DMC1''.
** In the first game, Alastor and Ifrit also speak to Dante (via text, no words are heard on the player's end)... before respectively [[Impaled with Extreme Prejudice|impaling him]] and [[Kill It with Fire|trying to toast him alive]]. If ''[[Viewtiful Joe]]'' is any indication, [[Recurring Boss|recurring character]] Blade Master Alastor is [[Anthropomorphic Personification|the spirit of the same blade]] Dante obtained in ''DMC1''.
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** Another example is Tristy.
** Another example is Tristy.
* In the second ''[[BioShock (series)]]'' you can get the Handyman Gene Tonic, which lets you spend EVE to repair friendly bots and turrets. In true mechanic fashion, it also gives names to the bots you've hacked to fight alongside you. It kind of gives you an incentive to keep those bots active given that it's you versus a city full of Splicers.
* In the second ''[[BioShock (series)]]'' you can get the Handyman Gene Tonic, which lets you spend EVE to repair friendly bots and turrets. In true mechanic fashion, it also gives names to the bots you've hacked to fight alongside you. It kind of gives you an incentive to keep those bots active given that it's you versus a city full of Splicers.
* ''[[Bionic Commando]] 2009''. Man... Okay, so, pretty much, {{spoiler|his arm is his wife.}} Good lord, what else is there to say? {{spoiler|Near the end of the game, it is revealed that Spencer's missing wife was killed and her brain was integrated into his one companion for the whole game, his bionic arm.}} He is in severe denial after this reveal, probably because he sees it as ridiculous as it is. The twist was severely criticized by multiple reviewers, and thus is a perfect example of handling a [[Companion Cube]] poorly.
* ''[[Bionic Commando]] 2009''. Man... Okay, so, pretty much, {{spoiler|his arm is his wife.}} Good lord, what else is there to say? {{spoiler|Near the end of the game, it is revealed that Spencer's missing wife was killed and her brain was integrated into his one companion for the whole game, his bionic arm.}} He is in severe denial after this reveal, probably because he sees it as ridiculous as it is. The twist was severely criticized by multiple reviewers, and thus is a perfect example of handling a Companion Cube poorly.
* In ''Silent Scope EX'', one of the bosses is piloting a helicopter with a human-sized stuffed bear in the gunner's seat (named Teddy). The game gives you an obvious weak spot, the boss's head. However if you get a headshot on the bear instead, which you have 3 second window of opportunity in the beginning and the bear's head is a bigger target than the boss's, the boss instantly dies. Also instead of the shot-through-the-skull image, the image is of the bear's head.
* In ''Silent Scope EX'', one of the bosses is piloting a helicopter with a human-sized stuffed bear in the gunner's seat (named Teddy). The game gives you an obvious weak spot, the boss's head. However if you get a headshot on the bear instead, which you have 3 second window of opportunity in the beginning and the bear's head is a bigger target than the boss's, the boss instantly dies. Also instead of the shot-through-the-skull image, the image is of the bear's head.
* ''[[Left 4 Dead]] 2'', this is [[Cloudcuckoolander|Ellis's]] relationship with Jimmy Gibbs Junior's [[Cool Car|stock car]].
* ''[[Left 4 Dead]] 2'', this is [[Cloudcuckoolander|Ellis's]] relationship with Jimmy Gibbs Junior's [[Cool Car|stock car]].
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* Plant from ''[[Station V3]]'' is a character in his own - he comments on stuff, people know he's there and he has his own thought bubbles. But he's just a potted plant. Besides getting watered, cynically thinking about things (and talking whenever it would creep members of station v3 out), he's just a part of the scenery.
* Plant from ''[[Station V3]]'' is a character in his own - he comments on stuff, people know he's there and he has his own thought bubbles. But he's just a potted plant. Besides getting watered, cynically thinking about things (and talking whenever it would creep members of station v3 out), he's just a part of the scenery.
* And let's not forget the mysterious [[Walkyverse]] psuseudocharacter [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|known only as]] the [http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Refrigerator_skull refrigerator skull].
* And let's not forget the mysterious [[Walkyverse]] psuseudocharacter [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|known only as]] the [http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Refrigerator_skull refrigerator skull].
* The eponymous Moo from ''[[The Wisdom Of Moo]]'' is a cow hand puppet which character Emm speaks through. The human characters understand what's going on... but the toys treat Moo as if he's his own character, even when Emm is clearly visible -- or even actively brought to their attention.
* The eponymous Moo from ''[[The Wisdom Of Moo]]'' is a cow hand puppet which character Emm speaks through. The human characters understand what's going on... but the toys treat Moo as if he's his own character, even when Emm is clearly visible—or even actively brought to their attention.
* In [http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/281 this strip] of ''[[Loserz]]'', Jodie does this with two dolls representing her friends who have been absent. It's somewhat disturbing...
* In [http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/281 this strip] of ''[[Loserz]]'', Jodie does this with two dolls representing her friends who have been absent. It's somewhat disturbing...
* From ''[[Tales From the Pit]]'':
* From ''[[Tales From the Pit]]'':
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* Stump from ''[[The Angry Beavers]]''. Stump is clearly a sentient being. ''He just never shows any signs of life onscreen.''
* Stump from ''[[The Angry Beavers]]''. Stump is clearly a sentient being. ''He just never shows any signs of life onscreen.''
** And he even manages to communicate occasionally by [[Talking with Signs]]
** And he even manages to communicate occasionally by [[Talking with Signs]]
* ''[[The Tick (animation)]]'' once created his own [[Companion Cube]] sidekick, Little Wooden Boy.
* ''[[The Tick (animation)]]'' once created his own Companion Cube sidekick, Little Wooden Boy.
** And unfortunately was forced to burn him in order to escape the belly of a whale.
** And unfortunately was forced to burn him in order to escape the belly of a whale.
** There was also Arthur's nemesis Handy, a hand puppet belonging to The Human Ton.
** There was also Arthur's nemesis Handy, a hand puppet belonging to The Human Ton.
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** B.B. King's guitar Lucille may be the most famous example.
** B.B. King's guitar Lucille may be the most famous example.
** Willie Nelson's guitar Trigger is at least a close second.
** Willie Nelson's guitar Trigger is at least a close second.
** Andres Segovia at times ended up with rumors of a woman in his life after booking transit tickets for his guitar -- by name.
** Andres Segovia at times ended up with rumors of a woman in his life after booking transit tickets for his guitar—by name.
** Stevie Ray Vaughan played a Strat which he named "Lenny" after his wife Lenora.
** Stevie Ray Vaughan played a Strat which he named "Lenny" after his wife Lenora.
** [[The Sisters of Mercy]] has only two regular members left: [[Awesome McCoolname|Andrew Eldritch]] and [[Awesome McCoolname|Doktor Avalanche]]. Doktor runs the online advice column on the Sisters' website. He's also a drum machine.
** [[The Sisters of Mercy]] has only two regular members left: [[Awesome McCoolname|Andrew Eldritch]] and [[Awesome McCoolname|Doktor Avalanche]]. Doktor runs the online advice column on the Sisters' website. He's also a drum machine.