Conan the Barbarian/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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{{quote| But I choked my ire and held my peace, and the judge squalled that I had shown contempt for the court, and that I should be hurled into a dungeon to rot until I betrayed my friend. So then, seeing they were all mad, I drew my sword and cleft the judge's skull; then I cut my way out of the court, and seeing the high constable's stallion tied near by, I rode for the wharfs, where I thought to find a ship bound for foreign parts."}}

{{quote| -- Illustrating how the original Conan was not [[Dumb Muscle]], a passage from ''[[~~Queen of the Black Coast (Literature)|~~Queen of the Black Coast]]'' where Conan explains how he came to seek a fast boat out of town. }}

{{quote| -- Illustrating how the original Conan was not [[Dumb Muscle]], a passage from ''[[Queen of the Black Coast]]'' where Conan explains how he came to seek a fast boat out of town. }}

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{{quote| "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to '''hell''' with you!"}}

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{{quote| "Their chief is Crom. He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. Better to be silent than to call his attention to you; he will send you dooms, not fortune! He is grim and loveless, but at birth he breathes power to strive and slay into a man's soul. What else shall men ask of the gods?"}}

{{quote| -- The original Conan explains Cimmerian religion, ''[[~~Queen of the Black Coast (Literature)|~~Queen of the Black Coast]]''}}

{{quote| -- The original Conan explains Cimmerian religion, ''[[Queen of the Black Coast]]''}}

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{{quote| '''Mongol General:''' Conan, what is best in life?<br />

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{{quote| Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."}}

{{quote| -- the original Conan talks about his idea of what is best in life, ''[[~~Queen of the Black Coast (Literature)|~~Queen of the Black Coast]]''}}

{{quote| -- the original Conan talks about his idea of what is best in life, ''[[Queen of the Black Coast]]''}}

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{{quote| So Conan rolls up and has black hair and a beat up face. He has a sword. Sometimes he steals, sometimes he raids, sometimes he kills things, all the time he is bipolar. He kicks over thrones and shit and crunches them under his dirty feet, that is why he came by.}}

{{quote| -- [[Cracked ~~(Website)~~|Cracked]].com, [http://www.cracked.com/funny-497-conan-barbarian/ paraphrasing] the main-page quote}}

{{quote| -- [[Cracked.com|Cracked]].com, [http://www.cracked.com/funny-497-conan-barbarian/ paraphrasing] the main-page quote}}

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