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Lava: primal force, essence of destruction that leaves behind fertile land; ''really, '''really''' hot''.
 
[[Lava Adds Awesome|As awesome as lava is,]] most TV writers and video game developers forget that "really hot" part. The hero is making his way through the [[Lethal Lava Land]], but wait! There are floating rocks, he can make it across in a really dramatic way! Except in the real world, the rising heat would have fried him already, [[Artistic License Physics|and rocks do not float in lava]] anyway. Put your hand above an open flame and you have an idea of how hot that room, cave, or [[Eternal Engine]] ''should'' be. While it's possible for the outer layer of lava to cool, forming an insulating shell where the inner layer flows but people can get close to it relatively safely as long as they don't touch it, this is never seen in fiction where red-hot lava flows [[Lava Is Boiling Kool -Aid|as free and exposed as river water]].
 
Convection, the process by which a liquid or gas (like air) forms currents that very quickly spread heat from a hot thing to its environment, does not exist in TV land. [[Convection, Schmonvection]] - as long as you don't touch the lava, you're okay. Note that this trope covers heat ''radiation'' as well (but [[Lousy Alternate Titles|Radiation Schmadiation]] would sound like [[I Love Nuclear Power]]...), and seeing as large explosions create shockwaves as well as fireballs, this also covers [[Overpressure What Overpressure]]. TV also ignores the other hazards of volcanoes and lava flows, such as [[Deadly Gas|toxic gases]] and [[Ominous Fog|blinding, choking ash]].
 
Although lava is the primary offender, this also applies to any time convection is ignored for the sake of [[Rule of Cool]], such as when a character is standing above or near a large fire or any other extreme heat source. If you don't touch the raging inferno, boiling lake, or white-hot walls, you'll be fine.
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Lava is also rarely found just calmly laying around - when it slows, it has time to cool and harden. If it's been liquid for any appreciable length of time, it will probably [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAxj2ob_JoU look like this]. This is a subtrope of [[Artistic License Physics]].
 
See also: [[Lava Pit]], [[Lava Is Boiling Kool -Aid]], [[Battle Amongst the Flames]], [[Do Not Touch the Funnel Cloud]], [[Hailfire Peaks]], [[Thermal Dissonance]], [[Harmless Electrocution]] and [[Harmless Freezing]]. [[Toasted Buns]] and [[Lava Adds Awesome]] are related tropes.
 
A complete but no more accurate inversion is "[[Space Is Cold]]", where there ''is'' no convection, but TV acts as though there is.
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** In another example, from the ''[[Naruto]]: Shippuden the Movie'', the priestess Shion goes running to where some evil demon's body is sealed in a shrine located along a thin strip of rock. In a volcano. ''Barefoot''. This also throws into question why one would put a shrine in a freakin' volcano.
** Itachi's Amaterasu, which creates black fire said to be hot as the sun, should destroy everything in the area of its use, but you can get right next to it unless it touches you (then it needs to be sealed/brought down by its user or it keeps burning). Even as hyperbole, it's a bit of a stretch.
** The battle between {{spoiler|Itachi and Sasuke}} gives an utterly bizarre subversion as someone is able to shoot multiple giant fireballs whose heat (along with that of {{spoiler|Amaterasu}}) raises up to the sky [http[wikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrocumulus |and rapidly forms a thundercloud]].
* During ''[[Bleach]]'''s {{spoiler|Fake Karakura Town}} arc, [[Playing With Fire|Yamamoto]] traps {{spoiler|Aizen, Gin and Kaname}} inside a giant ball of fire. They just stand there looking pretty for a few chapters and when it's finally extinguished they don't appear any worse for wear.
** [[Justified Trope|Justified]] in that the powers of a zanpakuto seem to be dependent on the spiritual pressure of the user. {{spoiler|Aizen and co.}} likely just upped their pressure enough to avoid damage from the heat and flame. Yama-jii, meanwhile, was only trying to keep them out of the battle, and didn't bother to try and harm them.
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* Averted in the [[Filler]] Arc "Asgard" of ''[[Saint Seiya]]''. God Warrior [[Playing With Fire|Hagen]] of [[Stellar Name|Merak Beta]] lures the [[An Ice Person|ice-and-cold-wielding]] Saint Cygnus Hyoga into the depths of a volcano. While Hagen's Cloth and his own supernatural [[Battle Aura|Cosmo]] explicitly protect him from the heat (and, indeed, the lava enhances his attacks,) Hyoga has to spend such a ''considerable'' amount of his cooling Cosmo just to ''survive'' in the volcano, let alone ''attack'' his enemy, that he completely exhausts himself doing so.
* Also averted in ''[[Ranma One Half|Ranma 1/2]]''. No volcanoes, but the final enemy is a [[The Phoenix|phoenix]]-[[Half-Human Hybrid]] who can generate as much flame and heat as he wants. With one swipe of his wings, or a wave of his hands, he can toss a gout of flame that, aside from ''[[Captain Obvious|burning]]'', it heats up the air around it and the resulting pressure actually punches through solid rock. Later in the fight, when this enemy's [[Battle Aura]] causes the rock to melt into magma, Ranma tries to shield himself from it with a frozen boulder. The boulder (which took the brunt of the hit) is disintegrated and Ranma himself is scorched despite never coming into contact with the magma. In the end, even when the foe ''isn't'' emitting any flame, the extreme heat in the air around him is what makes Ranma's final attack possible.
** Near the beginning of the series, Ranma is stuck as a girl because the [[Pressure Point|Full-Body Cat's Tongue]] makes him (or, rather, her) unable to stand heat, so he can't change back into a man because he can't even touch hot water. Thus, he performs [[Wax On, Wax Off|a method of speed-training based on snatching chestnuts from an open fire]] --supposedly, [[When You Snatch the Pebble|if he can grab these chestnuts from the flames without being burned, he'll be fast enough to steal the Cat Tongue cure]] from [[Trickster Mentor|Cologne]]. Problem is, even the air around the flames is unbearably hot to him, and ''he can't even get close to the flames'' in order to ''begin'' training.
** Averting this trope is also the very basis of the ''Hiryuushoutenha'' --[[Calling Your Attacks|Flying Dragon Ascend-to-Heaven Wave]]-- and its many variations. It's based on making the opponent hot with anger, thereby making them release an equally hot [[Battle Aura]], while the practitioner exudes an ice-cool aura himself. Training for this technique involved, at one point, practicing dodging while on top of a boulder in the middle of a boiling hot spring. Keeping cool ''despite'' the heat was the entire point of the session. Akane then [[Stop Helping Me!|tried to help Ranma]] by wearing especially-insulated flammable gauntlets and explicitly use convection to simulate the effect... but she didn't foresee the flames jumping onto her ordinary, non-insulated clothes.
 
 
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** Also, when they went to Iceland to start their trip to the North Pole, James had a hard time standing within ten feet of a ''coagulated'' lava flow. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7rffcRFwD0&feature=relmfu\]
* Subverted on ''[[MacGyver]]''. In the episode "Flame's End", the villain has [[Death Trap|locked him and a companion in a room]] at a nuclear power plant and he plans to flood it with the reactor's coolant water. Mac's companion points out that convection alone is going to kill them long before they have a chance to drown, scald, or be irradiated to death.
* Played straight on ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' episode "The End of the World". Solar heat is shown to be a terribly lethal thing to let through, with special sun visors to block it out. But when the visors come down, the victims have plenty of time to scream and DUCK to avoid them (with mixed success, depending on the room and whether the Doctor is nearby). The walls seem to stand up to the energy reasonably well, too.
* In the ''[[Star Trek Voyager]]'' episode "Basics, part II", the "don't touch the lava" rule is very much in effect when, during an evacuation from a volcanic eruption, Chakotay rescues an alien girl who's somehow gotten herself stranded on a piece of rock.
** The ''[[Star Trek the Next Generation]]'' series finale includes a scene where [[The Omnipotent|Q]] takes Picard back to primeval Earth. There are flaming pools of lava all around them, but Picard doesn't even seem to sweat. (Maybe Q shielded them from it?)
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== [[Video Games]] ==
Countless [[Video Game Tropes|video games]] have [[Lethal Lava Land]] levels [[Lava Is Boiling Kool -Aid|that you don't lose health for just being in]]. For example:
* Averted in ''[[Star Fox (Video Game)|Star Fox]] 64''. The sun/molten planet (the games are inconsistent on this) Solar's heat will damage your Arwing just by being in the area.
** Some ''[[Star Fox Adventures (Video Game)|Star Fox Adventures]]'' levels contain lava, none of which is harmful to be near, but which causes damage for as long as Fox stands on it.
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* Averted in ''[[The Bards Tale]]'': depending on your actions, either one of Chosen Ones goes to a chest on a stone island in a middle of room full of lava, and promptly catches on fire just by being there; or, the Bard explains him that this would happen if he goes there.
* In the ''[[Thief]]'' games lava is harmless as long as you tiptoe around it, but coming into even the slightest contact with it will kill Garrett instantly. This is taken to an even more ridiculous extreme in the Thief Gold mission "The Mage Towers" where the interior of the Fire Tower is built almost entirely out of metal and there's a huge lava pool sitting right smack in the middle. In addition to convection, shouldn't the intense heat conduct through the metal and immolate any non-mages on contact?
* Treated somewhat schizophrenically in ''[[Guild Wars]]''. Lava isn't that huge a deal, and running in it will only cause you to take burning damage. This is true for pretty much the entire endgame of ''Prophecies'' (The final boss fight is in a volcano's ''caldera!''), several [[Pv PPvP]] arenas, and much of the endgame of ''Eye of the North''. The Desolation in ''Nightfall'' however consists of many, ''many'' sulfurous flats that are fatal within seconds to step on.
* Taken to a ridiculous extreme in the Underworld stage of ''[[Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden II]]'' for the Xbox 360. The usual rules of the trope are applied, made even sillier by the fact that you're running around on molten rock in ''socks.'' But you can fall into deep lava-which very slowly damages you-and SWIM IN IT LIKE IT'S WATER.
** That's because [[Conservation of Ninjutsu|he's a ninja]]. The same also applied to the previous game.
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** On a related note, the ice cape even works if you lack the [[Power-Up]] necessary to swim in water without [[Super Drowning Skills|taking damage]]. This may be considered [[Sequence Breaking]], but it gives you something to [[Fridge Logic|think about]].
* ''[[Lemmings]]'' one-upped this trope: the fiery levels in the original not only had lava that was no danger to the little green-haired [[Too Dumb to Live]] critters as long as they didn't actually touch it, it also had a trap that continually sprayed fire and fried them - if they landed in the middle of it. The edges (especially the forward edge) were perfectly safe. And the masonry levels had something greenish as the liquid that looked suspiciously like the cliché depiction of acid - but without dangerous vapors. Then again, [[Everything Trying to Kill You|it's not exactly as if the lemmings were ''safe'' because of these omissions...]]
** I assumed the green stuff was water that happened to be green, possibly because it had something nasty in it. It's impossible to tell, since everything liquid and some things that aren't (like the waving vines in some ''Oh No More Lemmings'' levels) triggers the 'drowning' death rather than something more customized. As for the fire sprayers, [[Hitbox Dissonance]] may be the culprit there rather than [[Convection, Schmonvection]].
* ''[[Ratchet and Clank]]'' follows this trope. Particularly in ''[[Ratchet and Clank Going Commando]]'' where:
** If Ratchet grabs an edge just above lava, he'll hang there in lava ''up to his knees'' and take no damage.
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* Both used and averted in the [[Star Wars]] RTS, ''[[Empire At War]]''. There are a few planets which are volcanic (Sullust, Shola, Aeten II, Mustafar in the expansion) and planets which are covered in snow and ice (Hoth, Ilum). The only one that infantry take auto-damage on is Shola. Somehow, infantry and vehicles are immune to going over STREAMS OF LAVA (or entire rivers in the case of hover vehicles on Mustafar in the expansion). Then there's the cold on Hoth and Ilum, acid rain only affecting repulsorlift vehicles on Jabiim (repulsorlift vehicles don't work), and nobody taking damage from Tatooine heat or sandstorms...
* As long we're talking about Mustafar: in ''Star Wars Galaxies'', as long as you are on solid ground, you are safe from lava. However, flying over lava (even in completely enclosed vehicle) will cause damage. That's right, in ''Galaxies'' heat travels only upwards.
* ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time]]'' both [[Averted Trope|averts]] and plays this trope straight. While Link seems immune to the heat waving off of the lava pools and rivers in the Dodongo Caverns as a kid, when he goes into the Temple of Fire as an adult he has to wear a [[A Wizard Did It|special magical tunic]] to protect himself from the heat, otherwise he'll eventually die. None of the later games, however, seem to reference this and Link goes into many more fire dungeons without harm.
** Close examination reveals that the "lava" in some rooms of Dodongo's Cavern appears to be just really hot rocks. The room with the gigantic lava flow covering two stories is a straight example, though.
** Using the [[Warp Whistle|Bolero of Fire]], young Link can trans straight to Death Mountain's crater (and plant a seed to access a Piece of Heart). There is a timer on arrival that ticks down until Link leaves (another song is required, as he lacks the tools needed to escape on his own), and he will die of heatstroke if the clock runs out (aforementioned tunic is too big for him).
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* Quite a few ''[[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]]'' gym leaders have lava inside their gym, inside their room (in the case of the leagues), or are located near lava.
** While not strictly a lava hazard, Magcargo's Pokedex entry lists it skin [[You Fail Physics Forever|as being]] ''[[You Fail Physics Forever|twice as hot as the surface of the sun.]]'' Just let [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brWQpe-QN-o this guy] explain the further implications of this, especially in regard to ultraviolet radiation. {{spoiler|A Pokémon trainer standing near a Magcargo gets ''35 million times more'' UV radiation than an average life-form would get from the sun.}}
** Then again, the Pokemon world's idea of scientific investigation is to send a ten-year-old out to catch 'em all. The fandom strongly suspects the kids themselves are writing the entries and [[Sci -Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|have no sense of scale]].
** Camerupt fits into this as well, as does the aformentioned Torkoal.
** ''[[Pokémon Diamond and Pearl]]''/ Platinum has Stark Mountain, which has this trope all over the place-the character is walking all around lava pools
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** Conversely, the 2007 movie gets convection mostly right, but was criticized by fans who did not fully understand that while space is infinitely cold, the ''lack'' of convection in space means that a body in space will cool very, very slowly - much more slowly than a superheated body falling into the Arctic Ocean. In fact, the TF Wiki ''links to our [[Space Is Cold]] page'' to explain why that's not an error. See, this stuff ''is'' educational!
*** Not only does "infinitely cold" not exist (there is a lowest possible temperature), but space is several degrees warmer than absolute zero. Specifically, it's about 3 Kelvin, or -270 degrees Celsius (0 Kelvin is absolute zero). Furthermore, unless there is evaporation going on, a body in space that is in view of the Sun tends to heat up unless it's already hotter than the Sun's surface, 6000K. And, of course, if it is not in view of the sun, it tends to cool down to that 3K I mentioned, but it happens very slowly because neither conduction nor convection are possible, only radiation, and things at "normal" temperatures tend to radiate very very slowly.
* In [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mechanical_Monsters:The Mechanical Monsters|the second episode]] of the early [[Superman Theatrical Cartoons|Fleischer]] ''[[Superman]]'' animated series, a villain with his own foundry tries to make Lois Lane talk by slowly lowering her into a giant vat of molten iron. She shows no signs of distress, even when she falls and Superman has to grab her ''mere inches'' above the surface of the vat. (For reference, iron has a melting point of 1538 °C/2800 °F)
** Likewise, in "Volcano" Lois is right next to molten lava and is completely unaffected, even doing a hand-over-hand climb over a field of lava without being even singed.
** This is amended in later episodes, where Lois Lane is imperiled by fire, and passes out or is burned outright by the heat.
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** [[Averted Trope|Averted]] in another episode; things are seen catching on fire ''before'' making contact with lava.
** This extends to the Jedi lightsabers as well. Quite often the Jedi will use their lightsabers to create passages via cutting holes through walls, floors and ceilings, leaving a smoldering hot ring of molten material around the cut. Often characters will hop right through these holes, sometimes even ''touching'' the edges with no ill effects.
* Displayed throughout ''[[The Secret Saturdays]]'' episode "Twelve Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit". Taken to a ridiculous extent when both Argost and Drew ''[[Lava Is Boiling Kool -Aid|swim through the volcano]]'' (wearing fireproof lizard-skin and a heatproof suit, respectively, but ''still!''). Particularly egregious in Argost's case, as the lava should have seeped in through the openings in the skin (eyes, mouth).
* ''[[The Land Before Time]]'' animated series episode "The Canyon of Shiny Stones" is all about this trope (although they do, at least, remember that volcanoes produce choking smoke).
* ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' roast weiners on a passing lava flow in "Candace Loses Her Head".
* In the ''[[Young Justice (Animation)|Young Justice]]'' episode "Denial", the team falls into a pit, at the bottom of which is a pool of lava. A trap door closes over the lava in time to catch them (though not before taking out [[Nigh Invulnerability|Superboy's]] [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|boots]]), and while Aqualad notes that the floor ''should'' be burning hot and Kid Flash warns him that if he pulls open the trap door, the backdraft from the lava will roast them alive, neither are true. Of course, this is all due to the fact that they're in [[Reality Warping|Dr. Fate's tower]], and reality warped itself to their benefit after they convinced the tower they had legitimate reasons for breaking and entering.
** Played straight in that they ''should'' have been roasted alive when they were dropped into the chimney. Except [[Superboy]]. But then, it is [[A Wizard Did It|Doctor Fate's house]].
* Unexpected aversion in [[Stroker and Hoop]], in one episode, where Stroker ([[Awkward Father -Son Bonding Activity|and son]]) are forced to toss some items into a fiercely burning car...and do it standing several feet away, flinching and shielding their faces from the heat.
* In the "Read it and Weep" episode of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', this trope is played straight by Daring-Do in her book, in which she removes the statue from its resting place á la ''[[Raiders of the Lost Ark (Film)|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]'', triggering a trap that causes the floor melts away and ne replaced entirely by a rising lava flow. Aside from visibly sweating, Daring shows no ill effects from being in such close proximity to the lava.
** "Dragon Quest" has this in spades. Spike ''jumps into'' a [[Lava Pit]], ''submerges'' and then '''spits out some lava from his mouth''' as if it were a swimming pool, which, for the teenage dragons that he is hanging out with, is.
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