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'''Loki''': ''[[Noodle Incident|You're his father, you sick fuck.]]'' (Whitland breaks down crying)|''[[Dogma]]''}}
{{quote|''"We chase and shout after the man who steals your basket of eggs. The wiser thief is the man who manipulates us into buying goods we need at his shop and overcharges us a copper piece every time he can. He takes much more from us all, without ever having to run anywhere or suffer our anger. Indeed, sometimes we praise him for providing what we want or need, and never look past his welcoming smile."|''|'Storm Silverhand''' to young [[ForgottenHero Realms|StormSecret SilverhandService|Harpers]], ''Villainous Lures'', ([http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/rl/20050713a[Forgotten addressingRealms|Realmslore]] youngarticles by [[HeroWord Secretof ServiceGod|HarpersEd Greenwood]].)}}
{{quote|''"It has been said that most merchants die not of lawbreaking or lack of coin but of running afoul of a cabal--one they belong to, two or more they belong to that end up having conflicting aims or activities, or just one they happen to be in the way of. Cabal troubles, even more than angry victims of swindles, are the reason so many merchants mysteriously [[Make It Look Like an Accident|fall out of high windows]], [[The Coroner Doth Protest Too Much|fall 'asleep' on streets where heavily laden wagons can roll over them]], or go for swims in handy harbors while unconscious."|''|The Silent Sail'' ([[Forgotten Realms|Realmslore]] in ''[http://wizards.com/dnd/Article.aspx?x=dnd/dueotr/20101203 The Silent Sail]''article by [[Word of God|Ed Greenwood]]).}}
{{quote|{{smallcaps|Meanwhile the four ugly corporation directors were having a wonderful time. They were running the company all over the place. Twice a day they watered the stock, to keep it fresh. And every Saturday they took a long pair of garden shears and trimmed the dividend. All in all, you would not find a nicer bunch of fellows outside of a police line-up.}}|'''The Narrator''', ''[[The Solid Gold Cadillac]]''}}
{{quote|''I want to keep my money / And give away absolutely nothing''<br />
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