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{{quote|''"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."''|'''Charles Montgomery Burns''', ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|''"President? Do you know how much power I'd have to '''give up''' to be President?"''|'''[[Lex Luthor]]''' [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown|shares his political opinions]] with [[The Question]], ''[[Justice League (
{{quote|'''Asok''': ''Wally, I've discovered a deadly security flaw in our product. Who should I inform? ''<br />
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{{quote|'''Ansem:''' ''We need to kick off 2009 with a bang. Something that will remind people how evil FOX truly is. I mean something that would make [[Lord of the Rings|Sauron]] jealous. Just pure evil.''<br />
[Cut to a courtroom]<br />
'''Judge:''' ''I hereby award the rights to ''[[Watchmen (
{{quote|''"We have no obligation to make history. We have no obligation to make art. We have no obligation to make a statement. To make money is our only objective."''|'''Michael Eisner'''}}
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{{quote|''I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage<br />
Called the blood of the exploited working class|'''[[They Might Be Giants (
{{quote|'''Richfield:''' ''Oh, don't turn into one of those environmental doomsayers, Sinclair. Boo-hoo, it's raining acid, there's a hole in the ozone, you're hurting Flipper! Bah! Bunch of tree hugging pantywaists! They're always standing in the way of profits and it's our job to pave right over them!''<br />
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'''Richfield:''' ''Well, that's a ''fourth'' quarter problem. We'll drop a bomb on that bridge when we come to it! Right now my biggest problem is trying to figure out what to do with all this money!''|''[[Dinosaurs]]''}}
{{quote|''"But in our culture ... corporations are always corrupt, and poverty is always the fault of the wealthy people's greed."''|'''Andrew Klavan''', ''[[Andrew Klavan
{{quote|''"Sorry it took me so long. I had to go get my power suit."''|'''Lex Luthor''', ''[[Justice League]]''}}
{{quote|''"Corporate America! Killing art."''|''[[
{{quote|''"You can wheel and deal the best of them<br />
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{{quote|''"I wonder if the CEO just rubs himself with money."''|'''Gordon Freeman''', ''[[Freemans Mind]]''}}
{{quote|''"Sorry I'm late. Work was murder."''|'''Norman Osborn''', ''[[Spider-Man (
{{quote|''"[[Schindler's List|Schindler]] and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, [[Comically Missing the Point|but mine worked, dammit!]]"''|'''Monty Burns''', ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}
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Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home...to buy an oriental rug for himself. Heavens.<br />
Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an ''eleven''-[[Punctuated for Emphasis|year-old]]-'''BOY!'''<br />
Mr. Holtzman okay-ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he ''knew'' to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, [[Family Feud
(He approaches Ms. Price, [[Women Are Wiser|the only woman on the board]])<br />
'''Bartleby''': You, on the other hand, are an innocent. You lead a good life. [[Pet the Dog|Good for you]]. But ''you'', [[The Man|Mr. Whitland]], you have more skeletons in your closet than the rest of this assembled party. [[Take Our Word for It|I cannot even mention them aloud.]] (whispers in his ear)<br />
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{{quote|'''Kaiba:''' So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?<br />
'''Dartz:''' (smirking) Well, only if destroying an innocent soul ''concerns'' you.<br />
'''Kaiba:''' (smirkier) Naaah. As the President of a major corporation, I have to do that every day.|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh (
{{quote|''After all, what could a master criminal buy? There was a shortage of [[Supervillain Lair|seaside properties with real lava flows]] near a reliable source of piranhas, and the world sure as hell didn't need another Dark Lord, not with Gilt doing so well. Gilt didn’t need a tower with ten thousand trolls camped outside. He just needed a ledger and a sharp mind. It worked better, was cheaper and he could go out and party at night.''|''[[Discworld
{{quote|''There's a man going around in the town''<br />
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''(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the lawyers are denying!''<br />
''(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few trees are dying?''<br />
''(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying!''|'''The Once-Ler''', ''[[Villain Song|How Bad Can I Be?]]'', ''[[The Lorax (
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