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* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-fly-wall-look-at-cracked.com-christmas-party/ A Fly on the Wall Look at the Cracked.com Christmas Party]. Especially when [[Seanbaby]] makes the scene:
{{quote|''{{spoiler|On the heels of the command, a red and blue streak shot across the camera's field and slammed into Wong, sending both of them flipping into the background with a series of sickening thuds. It was Seanbaby. When they stopped rolling, he stood, now wearing all of David Wong's clothes. Wong, himself, was dressed from head to toe in a skin tight, red and blue, leather jumpsuit that I can only imagine had adorned Sean's body before the attack. Around the seams were tiny spots of blood, where Sean had stapled the outfit to the unconscious man. I thought about asking him how he did that, but I opted for silence, for fear that after asking the question, I'd turn around to find him standing behind me, fully prepared to demonstrate.}}''}}
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/most-horrifying-writers-room-ever The Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever].
* [http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines].
* I nominate [[A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20180823174235/http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html
* [http://www.cracked.com/video_18120_the-sex-offender-shuffle.html The Sex Offender Shuffle].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130329102626/http://www.cracked.com/funny-2858-dongs/ Cracked Topics] on dongs.
{{quote|''When it was clear to us that a careful study of dongs was in order, we decided to explore the many aspects of the dong phenomena. The popularity of dongs is unprecedented, and it is our responsibility to dive right in and try to deliver while such an insatiable public hunger for dongs exists.''}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130827070201/http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2/ Cracked's list of posters for possible movies based on websites.] {{spoiler|[[TV Tropes|Guess which site was #1.]]}}
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]
* Most of [http://www.cracked.com/article_16841_the-7-most-retarded-criminal-excuses-all-time.html The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of all Time] is hilarious, but number 1 in particular stands out: Someone tied pot around their dick and tried to smuggle it into prison. When the police found it, he said that it was simply "a misunderstanding".
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* Anything involving [[Eldritch Abomination|Popsicle Pete, the herald]].
* [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_40_if-every-famous-person-got-what-they-deserved/ If Every (famous) Person Got What They Deserved]: the #3 entry? {{spoiler|PRESIDENT [[Bruce Campbell]]}}.
** Speaking of celebrity presidents: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140131194326/http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_276_24-things-other-countries-suspect-about-life-in-america_p2/ 24 Things Other Countries Suspect About Life in America], the #9 entry: {{spoiler|PRESIDENT [[Gary Busey]], screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing a cowboy hat and playing Sudoku on presidential letterhead}}.
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time/ Seanbaby's explanation] for the Kool-Aid Man's [[There Was a Door|wall-smashing]] tendencies: "He's a creature made entirely out of tap water, sugar and a pouch of carcinogens. His body can't decide whether it wants to evacuate its liquid, run as fast as it can or die, so he just charges the nearest building in a desperate attempt at all three."
** Also, from the Burger King entry:
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* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-the-modern-moustache/ 10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Stopped]. Especially number two, the 'Finger Mustache'. The [[Running Gag]] of this article is that people don't actually look as cool as they think they do when wearing these mustaches. This represented by showing one picture of what you think you look like (which shows an image of a cool or stylish person) and what you actually look like (accompanied by an image of a geeky or creepy person). In number two, it shows the picture of the Finger Mustache for the 'what you think you look like' category. For the 'what you actually look like' category, {{spoiler|it shows a picture of a douche. Literally.}}
* The Robert Brockway article "5 Terrifying Things Movies Don't Tell You About Los Angeles", which is basically about how much Los Angeles sucks, includes a brief section on how jobs require you to have pretty headshots even when you're not going to be seen by the customers and Brockway posts a few of said headshots of his coworkers. Now, [https://web.archive.org/web/20131026085611/http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrifying-things-movies-dont-tell-you-about-los-angeles_p2/ roughly half the comments are about how attractive Soren Bowie is] , with many people apparently forgetting about the entire rest of the article.
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-absurd-inventions-in-history-alcoholism/ Liquor] is the other lesbian mother of invention
* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-best-kinds-monkeys-drunk-column/ The 7 Best Kinds of Monkeys: A Drunk Column]
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* [http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html The 5 Craziest War Stories (All Happened on the Same Ship)]. The entire thing, but ''especially'' #4 an #3.
* One from the forums; both the [https://web.archive.org/web/20141223125123/http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/41555/the-ballad-douche-quadbike
* Most of DOB's stuff is gold, but "[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|An Apology to the Town That I Turned into 'The Hunger Games'"]] is [http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-apology-to-town-that-i-turned-into-the-hunger-games/ especially brilliant]
* [http://www.cracked.com/article_18906_7-shockingly-dark-origins-lovable-childrens-characters.html This article] discusses the [[Carnivore Confusion]] of [[McDonald's|the Hamburglar]] living in a world where hamburgers are people.
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