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* [[Infinite Flashlight]]: Photoplasty advertises it in [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_273_26-ads-products-that-must-exist-in-video-games_p26/#24 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games].
* [[Infinite Flashlight]]: Photoplasty advertises it in [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_273_26-ads-products-that-must-exist-in-video-games_p26/#24 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games].
* [[In Name Only]]: There's literally ''nothing'' carrying over from the magazine save for the title.
* [[In Name Only]]: There's literally ''nothing'' carrying over from the magazine save for the title.
* [[In the Future, Humans Will Be One Race]]: In [http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-should-be-in-mixed-race-relationship_p2/ 5 Reasons You Should Be in a Mixed-Race Relationship], Christina H proposes worldwide miscegenation to promote cultural understanding and calls it "The Only Thing That Will Literally Get Rid of Race".
* [[In Universe Game Clock]]: Taking 10 minutes to climb a stairway is the #11 [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_388_27-science-lessons-as-taught-by-famous-video-games_p2/ Science Lesson As Taught by Famous Video Games], and accelerated crop growth as seen in farm simulation video games such as ''[[Harvest Moon]]'' series and ''[[Farmville]]'' is #6.
* [[In Universe Game Clock]]: Taking 10 minutes to climb a stairway is the #11 [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_388_27-science-lessons-as-taught-by-famous-video-games_p2/ Science Lesson As Taught by Famous Video Games], and accelerated crop growth as seen in farm simulation video games such as ''[[Harvest Moon]]'' series and ''[[Farmville]]'' is #6.
* [[Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence]]: Photoplasty advertises two variants in "Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games": [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_273_26-ads-products-that-must-exist-in-video-games_p26/#23 #23] and [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_273_26-ads-products-that-must-exist-in-video-games_p26/#16 #16].
* [[Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence]]: Photoplasty advertises two variants in "Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games": [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_273_26-ads-products-that-must-exist-in-video-games_p26/#23 #23] and [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_273_26-ads-products-that-must-exist-in-video-games_p26/#16 #16].