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{{quote|''The other day, I took a walk because the air was sweet,'' |
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''And I passed the crusty house of the curmudgeon on my street.'' |
''And I passed the crusty house of the curmudgeon on my street.'' |
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''Now, every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,'' |
''Now, every town has got one, so I'm sure you'll understand,'' |
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''When I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man.'' }} |
''When I tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man.'' }} |
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{{quote|''Now this day, it was special; I was wearing my new hat.'' |
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''The old curmudgeon saw this and he disapproved of that!'' |
''The old curmudgeon saw this and he disapproved of that!'' |
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''He said, "I've had one just like it for ten years; you ripped me off!'' |
''He said, "I've had one just like it for ten years; you ripped me off!'' |
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''You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!"'' }} |
''You've got no right to wear a hat like mine, so take it off!"'' }} |
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{{quote|''Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch.'' |
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''I told him, "Great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.'' |
''I told him, "Great minds think alike, and you have one, of course.'' |
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''So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you when I come through?"'' |
''So how 'bout I just tip my hat to you when I come through?"'' |
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''He reached down for his gun and said, "I'll shoot you if you do!"'' }} |
''He reached down for his gun and said, "I'll shoot you if you do!"'' }} |
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{{quote|''And I said: "No one's gonna cry at your funeral.'' |
{{quote|''And I said: "No one's gonna cry at your funeral.'' |
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''No one's gonna drink at your wake.'' |
''No one's gonna drink at your wake.'' |
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''No one's gonna sigh with a tear in their eye,'' |
''No one's gonna sigh with a tear in their eye,'' |
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'''Cause no one's gonna miss you when you're dead!"''|'''[[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]]''', "When You're Dead"}} |
'''Cause no one's gonna miss you when you're dead!"''|'''[[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]]''', "When You're Dead"}} |
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Revision as of 04:39, 8 August 2014
The other day, I took a walk because the air was sweet, |
Now this day, it was special; I was wearing my new hat. |
Now as it happens, I'm a gentleman, so I approached his porch. |
And I said: "No one's gonna cry at your funeral. —Voltaire, "When You're Dead"
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