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* [[The Onion]] News Network, naturally, features joke headlines in its crawl.
* In [[The Joker Blogs]], there is an episode which is a news report with a crawl full of [[Mythology Gags]].
* The [[Cyanide & Happiness]] short, The Weatherman has one that is filled with jokes.
{{quote|...news that's fine to ignore --- World famous shaved yeti exposed to be just normal man. Ticket sales have been unaffected. --- There once was a man from Nantucket. If you see or have any information on this man please call your local authorities. His family misses him. --- A recent study suggests that an enlarged scrotum has little to no effect on... --- ...itchiness is increased by over 25% --- Mom, don't forget to feed Darth Tickles his pills. Last time he missed his pills he squirted milkshake all over the driveway. Gross --- Local news ticker writer is reportedly underpaid --- Childhood obesity is officially at an all time high. A candy parade will be held in celebration this weekend. --- Moms everywhere have been growing increasingly suspicious of their teenage sons' long bathroom visits. --- The President of the United States of America has agreed to solve abortion law issues through an immense royale rumble to the death. The first five hundred participants to sign up will receive a free hat and a refreshing fetus shaped popsicle. --- A poll conducted by your own Channelate studios revealed that non-news watchers are totally stupid jerks. --- The National Indoor Soccer Tournament has been cancelled due to lack of interest, throwing their fan into an uproar. --- Local authorities are confounded by donut without hole. A thirty-six hour round of questioning eventually lead the donut to confess to being a club sandwich. --- What the hell, is it snowing? Damnit I wore shorts today! Punch him extra hard for me.}}
== Western Animation ==
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