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{{quote|When you need it, but don't have it, you sing a whole different tune.|'''Burt Gummer''', ''[[Tremors]] 2''}}

 

'''Tackleberry:''' I just learned to perform an emergency tracheotomy with a steak knife, sir.|''[[Police Academy]] 2''}}

 

{{quote|For example, there's a spell listed entitled Against every Wild Animal, Aquatic Creature and Robbers. In the event that you are simultaneously attacked by a [[Everything's Worse with Bears|wild bear]], [[Aquaman]] and [[Ronald McDonald|the Hamburglar]], this spell will have your back.|The infamous [[FATAL]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20080208091645/http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html review]}}

 

'''Hawkeye''': Never know when you're gonna run into Radioactive Man, Shellhead.|''[[JLA]]/[[The Avengers (Comic Book)|Avengers]]''}}

 

{{quote|Luckily, Ah say, Luckily, Ah keep mah feathers numbered for just such an occasion.|'''[[Looney Tunes|Foghorn Leghorn]]'''}}

 

'''Sarge:''' I have thirty-seven ''different'' zombie plans!|''[[Red vs. Blue]]'', "Planning to Fail"}}

 

{{quote|The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane.|''[[Xkcd]]'', when [[Don Quixote]] [http://xkcd.com/556/ saves the world from windmill monsters]}}

 

'''Pip''': Hey, it'll happen. Be prepared.|''[[Sequential Art (webcomic)|Sequential Art]]'', in reference to some [http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=231 riot armour] that Pip owns}}

 

{{quote|[The spring-loaded decapitation device] was just a random thought I had. What if you had to do battle with your arms cut off? Sure, you'd hemorrhage to death pretty quick, but at least you could take your enemy with you!|'''Fred''', ''[[Angel]]''}}

 

'''Rick Jones:''' Why? I needed to, didn't I?|''[[The Incredible Hulk]]'' #375}}

 

[[Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple|Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple]] }}

 

'''Superman''': Oh, nothing, nothing's wrong with it. Just, when you get a, uh, Fly-so-fast-it-reverses-time-itself Gadget on your belt, let me know.|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yavK0mnE3wI&feature=related How Superman Should Have Ended]''}}

 

 

{{quote|It wasn't easy to synthesize, Clark... Took years and cost a fortune. I had both.|'''Batman''' explains why he's got {{spoiler|Kryptonite arrows}}, ''[[The Dark Knight Returns]]''}}

{{quote|What, do you think I have a kit to purge evil spirits from a dog? (''smirks'') Because I ''do''.|'''Merton J. Dingle''', ''[[Big Wolf on Campus]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|We remain convinced this is the best defensive posture to adopt in order to minimize casualties when the [[Cthulhu Mythos|Great Old Ones]] return from beyond the stars to eat our brains.|''[[The Laundry Series|The Concrete Jungle]]''}}

 

{{quote|[[Zeroth Law of Trope Examples|Readiness is all.]]|'''[[Shakespeare]]'''}}

{{quote|Yes! I had a sword built into Envy's dress in case of emergency! THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM!|'''Gideon''', ''[[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour]]''}}

 

'''Torg:''' Don't know, but every hypothetical I've come up with, I'm glad I have them.|''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'', [http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020408 April 8, 2002]}}

 

{{quote|Expect the unexpected.|Generally attributed to '''Heraclitus'''}}

 

'''Robin:''' Lily, are you really suggesting that Barney spent six months commuting back and forth to Hoboken to learn a signature cooking style of a restaurant he doesn't even like so he could win a bet he hadn't even made yet? (''[[Beat]]'') Yeah, the whole thing stinks.|''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', "The Ducky Tie"}}

 

'''Adm. Painter:''' Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. And senior captains don't start something this dangerous without having thought the matter through. |''[[The Hunt for Red October]]'', discussing Capt. Marko Ramius' plan to defect}}

 

You've got one life so handle it with care!|''[[Hoodwinked]]''}}

 

{{quote|It is at times like this that I wish I were one of those adventurers who have pucharsed the entire list of available mundane equipment, "just in case".|Miko Miyazaki, ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}

 

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