Crowbar Benson: Difference between revisions

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{{quote| '''Crowbar:''' "Once upon a time there was a dad with two boys who never went to bed... So the dad opened a big, heavy book, put it on one boy's face and PUNCHED it REALLY hard! That way, it didn't leave any marks."}}

* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: To Crowbar, mentioning the <s>Leafs</s> 'L' word is punishable by electrocution [http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=309\].

* [[Drunk ~~With~~ Power]]: Crowbar, when asked to referee a game [http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=381\].

* [[Drunk with Power]]: Crowbar, when asked to referee a game [http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=381\].

* [[Escalating War]]: Literally every time Benny and Eddie argue.

* [[Everybody Hates Mathematics]]: Crowbar and Benny are bad at maths.

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* [[Heroic Sociopath]]: Crowbar, on occasion.

* [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood]]: Crowbar does horrible, hilarious things to his kids.

* [[Jerk ~~With~~ a Heart of Gold]]: Crowbar is hyper-competitive and often abusive, but ultimately is a good guy.

* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Crowbar is hyper-competitive and often abusive, but ultimately is a good guy.

* [[Missing Mom]]: Eddie and Benny's mom hasn't appeared or been mentioned.

* [[Naked People Are Funny]]

* [[Only Known By Their Nickname]]: Crowbar, to the point where [[No Name Given|only his last name is actually known to the readers.]]

* [[Only Known by Their Nickname]]: Crowbar, to the point where [[No Name Given|only his last name is actually known to the readers.]]

* [[Refuge in Vulgarity]]:

* [[Sibling Rivalry]]: Eddie and Benny turn most things into a compitition. Never ends well.

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* [[Snowball Fight]]: Eddie and Benny go to war with their father, with unexpected consequences.

* [[Spirit Advisor]]: Don Cherry [http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=525\].

* [[Taking You ~~With~~ Me]]: With seven seconds left on the clock, Crowbars team is down four goals. It is impossible for his team to win, so he decides that the only thing to do is take a slapshot at into their bench [http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=432\].

* [[Taking You with Me]]: With seven seconds left on the clock, Crowbars team is down four goals. It is impossible for his team to win, so he decides that the only thing to do is take a slapshot at into their bench [http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=432\].

* [[Tin Can You Hear Me Now]]: Eddie and Benny scream into cans, with Crowbar litterally in the middle of it.

* [[The Unfavourite]]: When Eddie asks Crowbar which of his two sons he liked more, he replied {{spoiler|Benny}}[http://www.crowbarbenson.com/?p=167\].