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== Comicbooks ==
== Comic Books ==
* In ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|Uncanny X-Men]]'', Magneto once executed the entire crew of a submarine by sinking it. Drowning is a horrible way to die in and of itself. Combine it with being crushed by tons and tons of water...
* In ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|Uncanny X-Men]]'', Magneto once executed the entire crew of a submarine by sinking it. Drowning is a horrible way to die in and of itself. Combine it with being crushed by tons and tons of water...
** Magneto again. He held Zaladane in the air, surrounded by flying bits of junk from her ruined laboratory. Then he ''closed his fist...''
** Magneto again. He held Zaladane in the air, surrounded by flying bits of junk from her ruined laboratory. Then he ''closed his fist...''
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Shogun: Impaled through the crotch by a spiked roof fixture.
Shogun: Impaled through the crotch by a spiked roof fixture.
Yokozuna: Used for fireworks.
Yokozuna: Used for fireworks.
The Shamans: Chained to Jack's bike and [[What a Drag|dragged along the ground]].<br />
The Shamans: Chained to Jack's bike and [[What a Drag|dragged along the ground]].
Frank: Killed by his own hand cranked electric chair.<br />
Frank: Killed by his own hand cranked electric chair.
Elise: ''Spanked'' to death.<br />
Elise: ''Spanked'' to death.
Kojack: Exploded by his own bike.<br />
Kojack: Exploded by his own bike.
The Masters: One is impaled by Jack and forced to use his powers to toss the other around, then they're thrown together and kind of explode.<br />
The Masters: One is impaled by Jack and forced to use his powers to toss the other around, then they're thrown together and kind of explode.
Martin: Also exploded.<br />
Martin: Also exploded.
The Black Baron: Used for Man Darts. }}
The Black Baron: Used for Man Darts. }}
* In ''[[Space Quest]] III'', getting shot by the pirates will trap you in a solid block of green jello. For not heeding your janitorial duties, [[Have a Nice Death|death]] by suffocation is [[Incredibly Lame Pun|just desserts]].
* In ''[[Space Quest]] III'', getting shot by the pirates will trap you in a solid block of green jello. For not heeding your janitorial duties, [[Have a Nice Death|death]] by suffocation is [[Incredibly Lame Pun|just desserts]].
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* In ''[[Dead Rising]]'', after you defeat [[Monster Clown|Adam the clown]], he drops his still-running chainsaws and falls on them. He dies [[Laughing Mad|laughing like a maniac]] while blood is spraying everywhere.
* In ''[[Dead Rising]]'', after you defeat [[Monster Clown|Adam the clown]], he drops his still-running chainsaws and falls on them. He dies [[Laughing Mad|laughing like a maniac]] while blood is spraying everywhere.
** In ''[[Dead Rising 2]]'', Sullivan [[Just Between You and Me|attempts to justify the zombie outbreak Chuck was framed for.]] Given that Chuck lost his wife to the previous outbreak, he's not impressed. The following [[That One Boss|boss fight]] - where [[Guns Are Useless]] and ''[[No-Gear Level|Chuck can't use melee weapons]]'' - just make it easier to hate him. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os78TihE1Ws But Keiji Inafune makes up for all of this by several orders of magnitude].
** In ''[[Dead Rising 2]]'', Sullivan [[Just Between You and Me|attempts to justify the zombie outbreak Chuck was framed for.]] Given that Chuck lost his wife to the previous outbreak, he's not impressed. The following [[That One Boss|boss fight]] - where [[Guns Are Useless]] and ''[[No-Gear Level|Chuck can't use melee weapons]]'' - just make it easier to hate him. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os78TihE1Ws But Keiji Inafune makes up for all of this by several orders of magnitude].
{{quote|'''Sullivan''': (Deploys [[wikipedia:Fulton surface-to-air recovery system|skyhook]]) ''We're the good guys, Chuck. Not you.''<br />
{{quote|'''Sullivan''': (Deploys [[wikipedia:Fulton surface-to-air recovery system|skyhook]]) ''We're the good guys, Chuck. Not you.''
'''Chuck''': ([[Land Mine Goes Click|Handcuffs Go Click]])<br />
'''Chuck''': ([[Land Mine Goes Click|Handcuffs Go Click]])
'''Sullivan''': ('''[[Oh Crap]]! I'm handcuffed to the damn building!''')<br />
'''Sullivan''': ('''[[Oh Crap]]! I'm handcuffed to the damn building!''')
'''Getaway Plane''': (snags skyhook)<br />
'''Getaway Plane''': (snags skyhook)
'''Sullivan''': (Is '''[[Half the Man He Used To Be|torn in half]]'''.)<br />
'''Sullivan''': (Is '''[[Half the Man He Used To Be|torn in half]]'''.)
'''Player''': '''''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}cI89TD66CT8 CAN I GET A, HELL, YEAH!]''''' }}
'''Player''': '''''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}cI89TD66CT8 CAN I GET A, HELL, YEAH!]''''' }}
** Unfortunately, programming limitations mean all we see is a massive spray of blood and the jerk's legs handcuffed to the roof. Meh. Still awesome.
** Unfortunately, programming limitations mean all we see is a massive spray of blood and the jerk's legs handcuffed to the roof. Meh. Still awesome.
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