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{{quote|"''I will cut you [[When All You Have Is a Hammer|with my hammer]]. And Hammers don't usually cut, so try to imagine how much of a [[Cruel and Unusual Death|long and painful process this will be]]. ...And it's made of wood, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|so you'll probably get splinters.]]''"|'''King Dedede''', ''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/428847 Smash Kingdom: Melee]''}}
 
{{quote|''Wolf throws his head back and gives a great howl of rage, promising strange and unusual revenges.''|'''[[Sven Hassel]]'s''' ''The Bloody Road to Death''}}
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{{quote|''"Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name -- that would be the lovely Elizabeth -- I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!"''|'''[[Grumpy Old Man|Leonard Ghostal]]''', ''[[Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"[[ThisPunctuated! IsFor! SpartaEmphasis!|You...are...NOT...getting...out...of...here...this...time.]] You understand that? You UNDERSTAND that?! I'm going to [[Symbol Swearing|f**king]] KILL you! I'm going to rip out your intestines and while you're still alive [[Cruel and Unusual Death|because it takes hours to die that way]] I'll shove them up your mouth and laugh as you choke on your own [[Symbol Swearing|s**t]], and I'll carve my name into your corpse!"''|'''[[I'm a Humanitarian|Ven]][[Complete Monster|om]][[Dark Action Girl|st]][[Smug Snake|ri]][[Combat Sadomasochist|pe]]''' (to [[Cain and Abel|Pulse]]), ''[[Warrior Cats RPG]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!"''|'''[[Badass Israeli|Ziva David]]''', ''[[NCIS (TV)|NCIS]]''}}
 
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