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* The [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4zrss_dx-election-speech-hilarious_sport State of the Union] promo. Shawn's delivery of "up all night" is priceless, as is this bit:

'''Hunter''': Goddamnit! (''under his breath'') Fuck! Anyway, there will be less penis references. }}

* Their continual mockery of both [[Michael Cole]] and Sgt. Slaughter is well-known, but [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nck6_dx-raw-1997-before-montreal-screwjo_fun this promo], where they break out ''riot-gear face guards'' against Slaughter's spit and give Cole the wedgie from hell is probably this troper's favorite. Also contains the moment that Shawn Michaels [[Ho Yay|decided to kiss Triple H]] on national television.

** Not to mention [[Triple H]] and his spot-on recreation of the [[Old Shame|"Stand Back" dance]].

** Later, when the Spirit Squad and the McMahons tried to storm the ring, DX made it rain ''crap'' on them. To make it even funnier, when [[Randy Orton]] later came out for his match, he had to hold his nose.

** Not only was it the [[Kayfabe|sudden drop in character]] with the delivery, but if Triple H and Shawn Michaels were capable of [[Face Fault|Face Faulting]], they would've. Shawn wiping his mouth on everything was just the icing on the cake<ref>And also because Shawn had worms in his mouth prior to the Boogeyman appearing.</ref>.

(''he and [[Shawn Michaels]] look down to see Hornswoggle has taken refuge hiding behind Triple H'')<br />

'''Triple H''': Yes, that is a midget in between my legs. }}

** That [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBs6j16RQnk whole] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVHbUJjyuSM segment] was a CMoF, especially the last lines before the DX catchphrase:

(''audience groans and Triple H winces'')<br />

'''Hunter''': You got a good point, but I don't think anybody writes this crap; they're all on strike! }}

* ''Unforgiven 2006''. DX literally shoving [[Vince McMahon]]'s head up [[The Big Show]]'s ass. The crowd going gaga over DX pulling Big Show's pants down was awesome, too.

** Try and find the promo they did the night after. It has Shawn and Hunter with fake tears, then H reading out a poem.

* The first feud with Rated-RKO, hilarity happens:

** That came right after [[Edge]] and Orton's own moment doing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPtJ6axGiS4 their own parody of DX], complete with a fake nose on Edge and a blonde wig and chaps on Orton. [[Vitriolic Best Buds|Hunter and Shawn]] couldn't let the moment pass without commentary:

'''Hunter''': Shawn...(''pats on his shoulder'')I'm not gonna lie to you. (''turns to Edge and Orton'') Honestly, what's with all the hostility? }}

** Oh it gets better. They then show pictures of Edge and Orton (Edge's was from that Live Sex celebration in January,which was edited, Orton...let's just say there's a good reason a towel was there. And then, Hunter brings up Shawn's old ''Playgirl'' photos}.

** After Randy has enough of their jokes :

'''Triple H''': ''What'' did you just say he wants to do to my ass?! (''crowd laughs harder'') }}

* Riffing off the well-known ''[[Airplane!]]'' joke, [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4h2ui_wwe-dx-with-crymetyme_sport Shawn speaks jive.] Particularly hilarious is Hunter playing the straight-arrow for once, jumping ''five feet in the air'' when he thinks JTG's got a gun and doing a painful "FO SHIZZLE!" at the end of the bit.

* The Cryme Tyme skit came off the same night Coachman put a bounty on DX's head. Triple H's reaction was priceless: "You put a $10,000 bounty on our heads? (''[[Beat]]'') You cheap bastard!" Obviously, the hijinks as people came to collect [[Hilarity Ensues|ensued]].

** Eugene's attempt to collect the Bounty resulted in him being handed [[Visual Pun|a roll of paper towels]]. "It's the quicker-picker upper!"

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WZpiCgSmEQ&feature=related And then they shipped the Spirit Squad off to OVW.]

** Speaking of Spirit Squad, the time they tried to get the bounty ended in ''epic failure''. Why? Well, Triple H and Shawn didn't even ''notice'' that they were trying to get the money while they were talking about how folks would do a lot of stupid stuff for that money. Said stupid stuff the Spirit Squad did? They tried to ram at DX with a trash can lid (landing in the storage compartment of the bus), the trash can lid was used unknowingly to hit another member of the Squad in the face, and then DX moved slightly just as the third member jumped from above and ''landed on his face''.

* [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb1fg2_wwe-monday-night-raw-john-cena-and_sport This promo before Survivor Series '09], where DX is telling off Hornswoggle. Leprechaun jokes and [[Ho Yay]] ahoy.

'''Cena''': Okay, so now it's, [[Shawn Michaels|you]] beat me; ''[[Triple H|you]]'' beat me -- well, guess what? I beat [[Triple H|you]]; I've beat [[Shawn Michaels|you]]. We all beat each other. [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|WE]] [[A Date with Rosie Palms|BEAT EACH OTHER]] [[Ho Yay|ALL THE TIME]]. (''cut to [[Twin Threesome Fantasy|the Bella Twins]] looking creeped-out and leaving'') Um, [[That Came Out Wrong|that didn't come out right!]]<br />

'''Shawn''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Way to go!]] }}

* [[Shawn Michaels]] trying to prove DX is still controversial, by attacking random employees:

'''Shawn''': Are you kidding me?! [[Montreal Screwjob|I'm the one that put Bret Hart in the sharpshooter, you know]]! And [[Triple H|you]]! You! You know controversy, [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|you married, uh...]][[Stephanie McMahon|What's-Her-Name]]!<br />

'''Hunter''': I know, I know! I can't believe he said it! "We don't know what controversial is"--<br />

** Or it may have been an oblique reference to something [[Scott Steiner]] said once.

* Although it [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgy86_dx-poursuit-the-coach_sport must be seen for full humor value], this exchange when Shawn and Triple H were chasing Jonathan Coachman through the building and Coach took refuge in the ladies' locker room:

(''Hunter pauses to flirt with the Divas while Shawn goes through the other door. Shawn re-enters the room, '''eyes still covered''', blindly grabs Hunter, and drags him from the room'') }}

** As Shawn is dragging him away [[Triple H]] engages in some [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] by telling the Divas [[Catch Phrase|"I got two words for ya"]].

* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHUBRzX3gc teaser trailer] for the new ''DX: One Night Stand'' DVD. Featuring Shawn, Hunter, a tank, overkill, potshots taken at both men, and further use of goofy Western music.

'''Hunter''': I'd uh, forgotten about that. I kind of don't wanna recall. }}

* Shawn sings his own [[Funny Answering Machine|answering machine]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psCuMAcb7a8 message.] And according to reports, [[Enforced Method Acting|didn't tell Hunter]] what it was going to be.