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* [[Card-Carrying Villain]]: The Mediogre ''loves'' making everything [[Creative Sterility|sterile of imagination and fun]], and he'll gladly tell you all about it.
* [[Card-Carrying Villain]]: The Mediogre ''loves'' making everything [[Creative Sterility|sterile of imagination and fun]], and he'll gladly tell you all about it.
* [[Catch Phrase]]:
* [[Catch Phrase]]:
{{quote| '''Anne Dilly Whim:''' "Hi-ho! Dazzeloids away!"}}
{{quote|'''Anne Dilly Whim:''' "Hi-ho! Dazzeloids away!"}}
* [[Choose Your Own Adventure]]: The first two stories, but especially Banker.
* [[Choose Your Own Adventure]]: The first two stories, but especially Banker.
* [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]: The Mediogre, head of the [[Fun with Acronyms|BLANDO]]<ref>'''B'''ig '''L'''ethargic '''A'''malgamated '''N'''ational '''D'''evelopment '''O'''rganization</ref> company in charge of all boring media.
* [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]: The Mediogre, head of the [[Fun with Acronyms|BLANDO]]<ref>'''B'''ig '''L'''ethargic '''A'''malgamated '''N'''ational '''D'''evelopment '''O'''rganization</ref> company in charge of all boring media.
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* [[Dead Little Sister]]: Anne's sister, Liliana Algonquin Whim, was literally bored to death by a rerun of a BLANDO TV show, motivating Anne to fight for those imprisoned by mediocrity.
* [[Dead Little Sister]]: Anne's sister, Liliana Algonquin Whim, was literally bored to death by a rerun of a BLANDO TV show, motivating Anne to fight for those imprisoned by mediocrity.
* [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas]]:
* [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas]]:
{{quote| '''The Mediogre's only "good side":''' "The Mediogre still loves his mother."}}
{{quote|'''The Mediogre's only "good side":''' "The Mediogre still loves his mother."}}
* [[Explosive Overclocking]]: What Yendor does to his Personal Distress Assistant to create a reverse anti-reality disturbance to restore the pet shop to its rightful place.
* [[Explosive Overclocking]]: What Yendor does to his Personal Distress Assistant to create a reverse anti-reality disturbance to restore the pet shop to its rightful place.
* [[Expository Theme Tune]]: Featured in the "splashy intro".
* [[Expository Theme Tune]]: Featured in the "splashy intro".
* [[Failure Is the Only Option]]: When the Mediogre tries to create a superpowered Transglumifier, it backfires in humorous ways (exactly how depends on the Lava Lamp Power Cell you choose), [[No Ontological Inertia|sending the teleported pet shop back to its original place.]]
* [[Failure Is the Only Option]]: When the Mediogre tries to create a superpowered Transglumifier, it backfires in humorous ways (exactly how depends on the Lava Lamp Power Cell you choose), [[No Ontological Inertia|sending the teleported pet shop back to its original place.]]
** This is also the subject of the Mediogre's [[Nightmare Sequence]]:
** This is also the subject of the Mediogre's [[Nightmare Sequence]]:
{{quote| "[[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, NOW GO AWAY!]] [[Doomed by Canon|YOU'RE LITTLE DREAM IS GONNA FAIL!]] [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas|CALL YOUR MOMMY!]] [[Villainous BSOD|RUN AWAY!]]"}}
{{quote|"[[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, NOW GO AWAY!]] [[Doomed by Canon|YOU'RE LITTLE DREAM IS GONNA FAIL!]] [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas|CALL YOUR MOMMY!]] [[Villainous BSOD|RUN AWAY!]]"}}
* [[For the Evulz]]:
* [[For the Evulz]]:
{{quote| '''Mediogre:''' "Being the villain is ''so much fun!''"}}
{{quote|'''Mediogre:''' "Being the villain is ''so much fun!''"}}
* [[Hacker Cave]]: The lair of the Mediogre and Pin Bleeper.
* [[Hacker Cave]]: The lair of the Mediogre and Pin Bleeper.
* [[Just a Stupid Accent]]:
* [[Just a Stupid Accent]]:
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** Yendor has a [[Scotireland|Scotirish]] brogue.
** Yendor has a [[Scotireland|Scotirish]] brogue.
* [[Loads and Loads of Loading]]: [[Lampshaded]] with the song "Are You Waiting", which plays when a section is loading.
* [[Loads and Loads of Loading]]: [[Lampshaded]] with the song "Are You Waiting", which plays when a section is loading.
{{quote| ''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting for the CD to spin.<br />
{{quote|''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting for the CD to spin.
''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting for the fun to begin.<br />
''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting for the fun to begin.
''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting, but it's been too long.<br />
''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting, but it's been too long.
''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting; has something gone wrong? <ref>If nothing has gone wrong, you should only be able to hear the first verse on a good computer. You're able to hear the whole song through the story map menu.</ref> }}
''Are you waiting?'' Yeah, we're waiting; has something gone wrong? <ref>If nothing has gone wrong, you should only be able to hear the first verse on a good computer. You're able to hear the whole song through the story map menu.</ref> }}
* [[Mad Libs Dialogue]]: Happens often, but especially with food.
* [[Mad Libs Dialogue]]: Happens often, but especially with food.
* [[Medium Awareness]]:
* [[Medium Awareness]]:
{{quote| '''Titan Rose:''' "Behold, the pet shop up on high in the void; we know not why. [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies|If it were to fall like a pet-filled bomb, it would ruin this happy CD-ROM.]]"}}
{{quote|'''Titan Rose:''' "Behold, the pet shop up on high in the void; we know not why. [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies|If it were to fall like a pet-filled bomb, it would ruin this happy CD-ROM.]]"}}
* [[Neologism]]: Many of the words on the CD-ROM, [[Rainbow Speak|displayed in pink]]. Clicking on them will bring up their "meanings", told by Yendor. Their dictionary also includes [[Techno Babble]] and otherwise unusual items, such as "creamy corn" (Titan's favorite between-meal snack) and "[[Deflector Shields|energy field]]".
* [[Neologism]]: Many of the words on the CD-ROM, [[Rainbow Speak|displayed in pink]]. Clicking on them will bring up their "meanings", told by Yendor. Their dictionary also includes [[Techno Babble]] and otherwise unusual items, such as "creamy corn" (Titan's favorite between-meal snack) and "[[Deflector Shields|energy field]]".
* [[No Fourth Wall]]: The tutorial.
* [[No Fourth Wall]]: The tutorial.
{{quote| '''Yendor:''' "Hey you! Quit clickin' on my face! Hey, that's my body you're clickin' on."}}
{{quote|'''Yendor:''' "Hey you! Quit clickin' on my face! Hey, that's my body you're clickin' on."}}
* [[Petting Zoo People]]: The main characters:
* [[Petting Zoo People]]: The main characters:
** Anne is nearly human, but she has bovinesque horns on her head, as do her family.
** Anne is nearly human, but she has bovinesque horns on her head, as do her family.