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{{quote|'''Lois''': Well, it's just that sometimes teenage girls can be such a pain to raise. Sometimes you lose your temper... sometimes you say things you don't mean... sometimes you dump hot spaghetti on her face and shove the meatballs down her throat during her "vegetarian" phase.}}

And later:

* [[Character Filibuster]]: Twice. First Mr. Weaver rants about how modern culture is so [[Pedo Hunt|paranoid about adult men working with or helping out younger girls]] [[Mistaken for Pedophile|because they think there's only a sexual motive behind it]]. On one hand it's somewhat funny [[Hypocritical Humor|because he really is interested in Meg that way]], but there [http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB118903209653018615-lMyQjAxMDE3ODA5NjAwMzYyWj.html is sad truth behind it too]. And then there's his rant at the end about bullies ([[Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful|Particularly, the attractive ones]]) getting away with everything, which is even longer.

** Parodied when Connie starts ranting about [[Nostalgia Filter|how certain things are only loved because of nostalgia...]] [[Take That|and then she dies]].