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* [[Author Appeal]]: Dear lord, where to start?
* [[Author Appeal]]: Dear lord, where to start?
** Well, obviously: [[Robin Williams]]. Not just Robin Williams, but Robin Williams as the story's [[Ms. Fanservice|Mr. Fanservice]], playing ''two'' characters, one being Mork and the other one being a savior for the show's [[Butt Monkey]]. By then end, he's a [[Memetic Sex God]], as it's revealed that he and Lois had an affair in the past, that he and Meg actually had sex during the course of "filming", and then there's Pam Dawber's reaction to working with him for the first time in years:
** Well, obviously: [[Robin Williams]]. Not just Robin Williams, but Robin Williams as the story's [[Ms. Fanservice|Mr. Fanservice]], playing ''two'' characters, one being Mork and the other one being a savior for the show's [[Butt Monkey]]. By then end, he's a [[Memetic Sex God]], as it's revealed that he and Lois had an affair in the past, that he and Meg actually had sex during the course of "filming", and then there's Pam Dawber's reaction to working with him for the first time in years:
{{quote| '''Robin''': Pam... it has been so long since we've seen each other! Who'd have thought it would take Family Guy of all shows to- (she grabs him and kisses him for several seconds)<br />
{{quote|'''Robin''': Pam... it has been so long since we've seen each other! Who'd have thought it would take Family Guy of all shows to- (she grabs him and kisses him for several seconds)
'''Pam''': I have missed doing that SO MUCH! (walks away, satisfied) }}
'''Pam''': I have missed doing that SO MUCH! (walks away, satisfied) }}
** I have a thing about [[Hot for Student|teacher/student]] relationships in general... Yeah.
** I have a thing about [[Hot for Student|teacher/student]] relationships in general... Yeah.
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** Also, Retro Rachel, as noted below.
** Also, Retro Rachel, as noted below.
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]]: Twice.
* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]]: Twice.
{{quote| '''Lois''': Well, it's just that sometimes teenage girls can be such a pain to raise. Sometimes you lose your temper... sometimes you say things you don't mean... sometimes you dump hot spaghetti on her face and shove the meatballs down her throat during her "vegetarian" phase.}}
{{quote|'''Lois''': Well, it's just that sometimes teenage girls can be such a pain to raise. Sometimes you lose your temper... sometimes you say things you don't mean... sometimes you dump hot spaghetti on her face and shove the meatballs down her throat during her "vegetarian" phase.}}
And later:
And later:
{{quote| '''Meg''': So, what are we going to do to her? Are we gonna hack her Facebook account? Are we gonna raid her [[My Space]] page? [[Black Comedy Rape|Are we gonna rape her?]]}}
{{quote|'''Meg''': So, what are we going to do to her? Are we gonna hack her Facebook account? Are we gonna raid her [[My Space]] page? [[Black Comedy Rape|Are we gonna rape her?]]}}
* [[Character Filibuster]]: Twice. First Mr. Weaver rants about how modern culture is so [[Pedo Hunt|paranoid about adult men working with or helping out younger girls]] [[Mistaken for Pedophile|because they think there's only a sexual motive behind it]]. On one hand it's somewhat funny [[Hypocritical Humor|because he really is interested in Meg that way]], but there [http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB118903209653018615-lMyQjAxMDE3ODA5NjAwMzYyWj.html is sad truth behind it too]. And then there's his rant at the end about bullies ([[Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful|Particularly, the attractive ones]]) getting away with everything, which is even longer.
* [[Character Filibuster]]: Twice. First Mr. Weaver rants about how modern culture is so [[Pedo Hunt|paranoid about adult men working with or helping out younger girls]] [[Mistaken for Pedophile|because they think there's only a sexual motive behind it]]. On one hand it's somewhat funny [[Hypocritical Humor|because he really is interested in Meg that way]], but there [http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB118903209653018615-lMyQjAxMDE3ODA5NjAwMzYyWj.html is sad truth behind it too]. And then there's his rant at the end about bullies ([[Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful|Particularly, the attractive ones]]) getting away with everything, which is even longer.
** Parodied when Connie starts ranting about [[Nostalgia Filter|how certain things are only loved because of nostalgia...]] [[Take That|and then she dies]].
** Parodied when Connie starts ranting about [[Nostalgia Filter|how certain things are only loved because of nostalgia...]] [[Take That|and then she dies]].
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** He also finds teen pop stars [[Hannah Montana|Miley Cyrus]] and JoJo attractive, but also annoying. And yes, the JoJo thing was a deliberately [[Squick|Squicky]] [[Cast Incest]] joke (she played Robin's daughter in ''RV''). Ain't I a stinker?
** He also finds teen pop stars [[Hannah Montana|Miley Cyrus]] and JoJo attractive, but also annoying. And yes, the JoJo thing was a deliberately [[Squick|Squicky]] [[Cast Incest]] joke (she played Robin's daughter in ''RV''). Ain't I a stinker?
* [[Disco Dan]]: Retro Rachel, an Eighties-obsessed fan character who appears in only one scene for no real reason. What we do know about her from her short appearance is that she's meant to be a rare sympathetic example of this trope, since she contrasts her peers' ignorance.
* [[Disco Dan]]: Retro Rachel, an Eighties-obsessed fan character who appears in only one scene for no real reason. What we do know about her from her short appearance is that she's meant to be a rare sympathetic example of this trope, since she contrasts her peers' ignorance.
{{quote| '''Retro Rachel''': [[Valley Girl|What-ever!]] [[Lampshade Hanging|You know, this whole scenario is a big rip-off of]] ''[[Heathers]]''. When I get home, I'm gonna go watch it... on VHS. And then I'm gonna read a book!<br />
{{quote|'''Retro Rachel''': [[Valley Girl|What-ever!]] [[Lampshade Hanging|You know, this whole scenario is a big rip-off of]] ''[[Heathers]]''. When I get home, I'm gonna go watch it... on VHS. And then I'm gonna read a book!<br />
'''Boy #1''': [[What Are Records|What's VHS?]]<br />
'''Boy #1''': [[What Are Records|What's VHS?]]<br />
'''Boy #2''': What's a book? }}
'''Boy #2''': What's a book? }}
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** Then there's a literal example of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' [[South Park|Already Did It]] when Mr. Weaver hands Meg a note saying "You Are Meg Griffin". He gets confronted by Matt Groening's lawyers on the plane
** Then there's a literal example of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' [[South Park|Already Did It]] when Mr. Weaver hands Meg a note saying "You Are Meg Griffin". He gets confronted by Matt Groening's lawyers on the plane
* [[Kent Brockman News]]: The fact that JOLT cola (and other sodas from the company) are still being made is more discussed than Connie's "suicide". In addition, Tom Tucker makes inappropriate remarks about Connie on the air.
* [[Kent Brockman News]]: The fact that JOLT cola (and other sodas from the company) are still being made is more discussed than Connie's "suicide". In addition, Tom Tucker makes inappropriate remarks about Connie on the air.
{{quote| '''Tom Tucker''': So, there you have it, the tragedy of a girl raised to be a beauty, only to end up a self-loathing beast. [[Mood Whiplash|Next up, the hot topless women that Google didn't let you see on Street View... until now!]] }}
{{quote|'''Tom Tucker''': So, there you have it, the tragedy of a girl raised to be a beauty, only to end up a self-loathing beast. [[Mood Whiplash|Next up, the hot topless women that Google didn't let you see on Street View... until now!]] }}
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Of tropes in both the fic and the show proper.
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Of tropes in both the fic and the show proper.
* [[Moral Event Horizon]]: It's revealed that Connie [[Driven to Suicide|drove two girls to suicide]] at her 14th birthday party, and it's implied she did the same several other girls at different times. Also, she and her friend, Gina, tortured the "ugly kids" in a way not unlike Abu Ghraib ([[Dude, Not Funny|And that wasn't actually meant to be funny]], but more of a way to show how horrible Connie really was. [[Dead Baby Comedy|Although I wouldn't put it past the actual show to put something like that in there.]])
* [[Moral Event Horizon]]: It's revealed that Connie [[Driven to Suicide|drove two girls to suicide]] at her 14th birthday party, and it's implied she did the same several other girls at different times. Also, she and her friend, Gina, tortured the "ugly kids" in a way not unlike Abu Ghraib ([[Dude, Not Funny|And that wasn't actually meant to be funny]], but more of a way to show how horrible Connie really was. [[Dead Baby Comedy|Although I wouldn't put it past the actual show to put something like that in there.]])
* [[Noodle Incident]]: It's never elaborated upon how Connie drove those girls to suicide, and Meg doesn't even want to bring up the "paper bag incident". Also, "Giggity" apparently means something really dirty on Ork, but if even Quagmire's never heard of it, [[You Do NOT Want to Know]].
* [[Noodle Incident]]: It's never elaborated upon how Connie drove those girls to suicide, and Meg doesn't even want to bring up the "paper bag incident". Also, "Giggity" apparently means something really dirty on Ork, but if even Quagmire's never heard of it, [[You Do NOT Want to Know]].
* [[Not Allowed to Grow Up]]: [[Lampshaded]].
* [[Not Allowed to Grow Up]]: [[Lampshaded]].
{{quote| '''Meg''': [Connie's torment of me has gone on] Ever since middle school. I remember the exact day I met her: September 1, 1995.<br />
{{quote|'''Meg''': [Connie's torment of me has gone on] Ever since middle school. I remember the exact day I met her: September 1, 1995.
'''Mr. Weaver''': (pause) How old are you again?<br />
'''Mr. Weaver''': (pause) How old are you again?
'''Meg''': 17. <ref>[[Don't Explain the Joke|When FG started in 1999, Meg was 15, which means 1995 would have presumably when she would have started middle school (when she was 11). However, she was 16 for several years (counting the time during cancellation) and just turned 17 two years ago in "Peter's Two Dads"]]</ref> }}
'''Meg''': 17. <ref>[[Don't Explain the Joke|When FG started in 1999, Meg was 15, which means 1995 would have presumably when she would have started middle school (when she was 11). However, she was 16 for several years (counting the time during cancellation) and just turned 17 two years ago in "Peter's Two Dads"]]</ref> }}
** Also:
** Also:
{{quote| (as Connie is buying beer with a fake ID)<br />
{{quote|(as Connie is buying beer with a fake ID)
'''Joe''': Hey, she shouldn't be here! <br />
'''Joe''': Hey, she shouldn't be here!
'''Cleveland''': Oh I don't know. It's kinda hard to tell her age considering she and Meg and all the other high school girls seem to have been in the same grade forever.<br />
'''Cleveland''': Oh I don't know. It's kinda hard to tell her age considering she and Meg and all the other high school girls seem to have been in the same grade forever.
'''Quagmire''': Yep, if there's one thing I love about Quahog, it's the vaguely-aged high school girls. Giggity, giggity, giggity! }}
'''Quagmire''': Yep, if there's one thing I love about Quahog, it's the vaguely-aged high school girls. Giggity, giggity, giggity! }}
* [[Whole-Plot Reference|One-third Plot Reference]]: A combination of ''[[Dead Poets Society]]'', ''[[Heathers]]'', and ''[[World's Greatest Dad]]''.
* [[Whole-Plot Reference|One-third Plot Reference]]: A combination of ''[[Dead Poets Society]]'', ''[[Heathers]]'', and ''[[World's Greatest Dad]]''.
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* [[Rule of Funny]]: A lot of the jokes, as per the show as usual.
* [[Rule of Funny]]: A lot of the jokes, as per the show as usual.
* [[Rule 34]]: Referenced in the dialogue by Brian and Stewie, who are not only familiar with it, but [[Squick|deeply traumatized by it.]]
* [[Rule 34]]: Referenced in the dialogue by Brian and Stewie, who are not only familiar with it, but [[Squick|deeply traumatized by it.]]
{{quote| '''Stewie''':[[Ho Yay|Actually, I quite like the one where you and I-]] (Brian punches him)}}
{{quote|'''Stewie''':[[Ho Yay|Actually, I quite like the one where you and I-]] (Brian punches him)}}
* [[Running Gag]]: "They still make JOLT?"
* [[Running Gag]]: "They still make JOLT?"
** [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]]: Two weeks after this fic was published, I found [http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20091029/BUSINESS/910290322/Fizzling+Jolt+Cola+may+close this article on how JOLT might go out of business]. *headdesk* [[Butt Monkey|Once again, the world hates me.]]
** [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]]: Two weeks after this fic was published, I found [http://www.democratandchronicle.com/article/20091029/BUSINESS/910290322/Fizzling+Jolt+Cola+may+close this article on how JOLT might go out of business]. *headdesk* [[Butt Monkey|Once again, the world hates me.]]
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** The publisher, Steve Lehmann is named after Michael Lehmann, director of ''Heathers''. And of course, the late Ashley Dunnstock has the same last name as Martha (the fat girl) from that movie.
** The publisher, Steve Lehmann is named after Michael Lehmann, director of ''Heathers''. And of course, the late Ashley Dunnstock has the same last name as Martha (the fat girl) from that movie.
** And of course, '''plenty''' to this very wiki:
** And of course, '''plenty''' to this very wiki:
{{quote| '''Connie''': (laughs derisively) Poor, deluded Meg. You will never be truly happy. You know why? Because you're the universe's [[Butt Monkey]]. You were MADE to be the butt monkey. [[Throw the Dog a Bone|Even if the universe throws you a bone... or banana or whatever once in a while]], [[Yank the Dog's Chain|it will soon be taken from you because]] [[Status Quo Is God]].<br />
{{quote|'''Connie''': (laughs derisively) Poor, deluded Meg. You will never be truly happy. You know why? Because you're the universe's [[Butt Monkey]]. You were MADE to be the butt monkey. [[Throw the Dog a Bone|Even if the universe throws you a bone... or banana or whatever once in a while]], [[Yank the Dog's Chain|it will soon be taken from you because]] [[Status Quo Is God]].<br />
'''Meg''': Oh yeah? I'm [[Genre Savvy|savvy]] too. And I know this is [[All Just a Dream|all a dream.]] [[Crashing Dreams|I'll just think of something really loud to wake me up.]] }}
'''Meg''': Oh yeah? I'm [[Genre Savvy|savvy]] too. And I know this is [[All Just a Dream|all a dream.]] [[Crashing Dreams|I'll just think of something really loud to wake me up.]] }}
* [[Spoof Aesop]]
* [[Spoof Aesop]]
{{quote| '''Mr. Weaver''': I guess the lesson here is that if someone is horrible enough, you can get away with killing them out of revenge!<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Weaver''': I guess the lesson here is that if someone is horrible enough, you can get away with killing them out of revenge!
'''Meg''': Really? I thought it was that you shouldn't torment the "different" kids in high school. (narrows eyes) [[Who's Laughing Now?|Because you'll pay for it. With your life.]]<br />
'''Meg''': Really? I thought it was that you shouldn't torment the "different" kids in high school. (narrows eyes) [[Who's Laughing Now?|Because you'll pay for it. With your life.]]<br />
'''Mr. Weaver''': Well, either way is pretty [[Warped Aesop|warped]]. }}
'''Mr. Weaver''': Well, either way is pretty [[Warped Aesop|warped]]. }}