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== Bullseye will do a [[Heel Face Turn]]. ==

The more he fights Deadpool, the more he gets to like him, even though he's been hired to kill him. Eventually, he might even become an [[Anti Hero]] and take up the mantle of Hawkeye for real, leading up to a limited series where he teams up with Deadpool to take down Osborne.

The more he fights Deadpool, the more he gets to like him, even though he's been hired to kill him. Eventually, he might even become an [[Anti-Hero]] and take up the mantle of Hawkeye for real, leading up to a limited series where he teams up with Deadpool to take down Osborne.

* Actually they're already friends however since they're mercs. Bullseye is always willing to kill even his friends. Since Deadpool's unkillable, he's a challenge and Bullseye sees murder as ripping good fun so what better sport then THE UNKILLABLE. It quickly degresses into a rivalry when Bullseye can't kill him. Now he's given up seeing as he's a tad afraid of Deadpool, but as soon as his legs are back in commission he's going for Pooly. Also there's no way he's biting Norman's hand he has free reign under his Dark Reign. * snicker*

* Somewhat Jossed now that Dark Reign has ended and {{spoiler|Bullseye died in Shadowland}}, but I could actually see Bullseye {{spoiler|coming back to life}} and instead of being a bad guy, just hanging out with Deadpool. Deadpool & Bullseye... could be awesome.

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== I am really one of Peter Parker's Clones. ==

Come to think of it it could be a possibility. We both wear masks, crack wise at everyone we meet superhero or villain, and we go to the same school....wait that last one is a lie. The only difference is that I kill people and don't shoot webs out of my ass. Oh come on those web shooters on his wrists are diversions. Still he better not have that same obsession with Bea that I do or I'll kill him. [Looks at himself in the Mirror.] Aha thought you'd sneak up on me and take Bea for yourself. Well die evil me. [Shoots mirror.] Ha that will teach me. Hey wait a minute if I am him how come I know that.... [spoiler: he is married and doesn't remember it.] Hey where did my text go? Oh so you think you can keep me from spoiling the well give me that keyboard. {{spoiler|hahahaha now I have censorship control too. I can say what I want and nobody can see it.}} Thor is very attractive, Omega Red is a bedwetter and Wolverine i---- [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud]]

Come to think of it it could be a possibility. We both wear masks, crack wise at everyone we meet superhero or villain, and we go to the same school....wait that last one is a lie. The only difference is that I kill people and don't shoot webs out of my ass. Oh come on those web shooters on his wrists are diversions. Still he better not have that same obsession with Bea that I do or I'll kill him. [Looks at himself in the Mirror.] Aha thought you'd sneak up on me and take Bea for yourself. Well die evil me. [Shoots mirror.] Ha that will teach me. Hey wait a minute if I am him how come I know that.... [spoiler: he is married and doesn't remember it.] Hey where did my text go? Oh so you think you can keep me from spoiling the well give me that keyboard. {{spoiler|hahahaha now I have censorship control too. I can say what I want and nobody can see it.}} Thor is very attractive, Omega Red is a bedwetter and Wolverine i---- [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?]]

== My crush on Bea Arthur has a dark and twisted origin. ==

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*** Just thought of something while typing up the above paragraph. One theory states Autism spectrum disorders are caused by a difference in the left lobe of the brain that is caused by an improper hormone balance during gestation. NLD has a similar theory, except with the opposite lobe and in a manner that can be acquired by significant damage to that part of the brain. Now remember that Deadpool's brain is always in flux, isn't it possible that one day his left lobe is normal, while his right one is in flux, giving him NLD, and another day his right lobe is normal but his left is in flux, so he falls somewhere on the autism scale? It makes sense doesn't it, Autistic one day, NLD another, two different sets of symptoms for two different days, messing up his OCD and ADD levels so his need for routines and habits fluxes too!

**** Who cares? If he doesn't, good for him. If he does, it only makes him inexplicably more awesome!

* Of course I don't have [[Dude Not Funny|Hamburger Syndrome]] you guys! Those [[Cannibal Clan|zombies]] said I didn't taste good, even with mustard!

* Of course I don't have [[Dude, Not Funny|Hamburger Syndrome]] you guys! Those [[Cannibal Clan|zombies]] said I didn't taste good, even with mustard!

== Deadpool has Bipolar Disorder ==

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* You were babbling about something unrelated so we were ignoring you.

* Nate told us to.

* [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Uh...chocolate milk? *Shifty eyes*]]

* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Uh...chocolate milk? *Shifty eyes*]]

* No you're not, you just think you are.