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* I can't think of anything else I'd do.

== In [[Spider Man Shattered Dimensions]], Ultimate Deadpool is actually ''Amazing!'' Deadpool in disguise! ==

== In [[Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions]], Ultimate Deadpool is actually ''Amazing!'' Deadpool in disguise! ==

Starting in 2005, Deadpool began an epic quest to take over as many Marvel videogames as he could. He knew he had to get a piece of the action in ''Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions'', but all of the Amazing! villain slots were already taken. Not cool! Only thing left was one of the [[Ultimate Marvel|Ultimate]] universe slots, so he managed to bamboozle Ultimate Deadpool's name on the ballot. After that, it was simply a matter of teleporting to the Ultimate 'verse, tying up Mr. SRSpool, stealing his slightly different mask, baddabingbaddaboom I'M THE BOSS OF THE DEADLY REALITY SHOW LEVEL, SUCKERS!!! <ref>[[X Men Legends|Crypt]][[Marvel Ultimate Alliance|pooler]] showed up because some loser in marketing told him the game was gonna to be called ''Deadpool Corps: Awesome Dimensions'', with him and the gang, and they'd fight against guys like Barakapool and that version from Age of Apocalypse, and he was totally gonna wear the Venom and Carnage symbiotes combined, and Headpool totally had a level where he [[Curb Stomp Battle|curbstomped Red Hulk or something]], and Lady Deadpool was gonna take off her top if you beat the game on Hard Mode! But no, it turns out the marketing punk was just a filthy liar who didn't want to get stabbed. So Cryptkeeper Deadpool just played my fanboy minion, since I said "Not it!" first.</ref> Next game, we're crashing the Noir Universe!

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*** A lot of other mental disorders match DP's symptoms much more closely. And Aspergers sufferers are generally creatures of habit and prefer predictable patterns, while DP is just the opposite.

* There is simply no way Deadpool has Asperger's. For one, he doesn't have anything similar to the social difficulties normally experienced and he's incredibly unpredictable. By far the closest disorder Deadpool could have would be Schizophrenia with dementia, possibly Dissociative Identity Disorder with dementia.

** Not all social trouble looks alike, Deadpool's tendency not to take even the most blatant hints and not notice when he's annoying people are symptoms of Aspies he shares with me. Although I would peg him with [http://www.nldontheweb.org/ NLD] minus the lack of coordination and the routine symptom. It comes off as similar to Aspergers, but it isn't. NLD used to be known as "right brain damage" because people acquired it after [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|damaging the right lobe of their brain]], it was only discovered later that some people are born with enough of a difference in the right side of their brain to exhibit the symptoms, although there is some argument over if it is a real diagnosis and not a form of Aspergers. Isn't Deadpool basically brain damaged?. Also I'd like to point out while it is more common for people on the Autism spectrum (where Aspergers is) and with NLD to be creatures of habit, it's not universal. The reason why they most are is because both disorders are often accompanied by other ones (as in there is a positive correlation), like anxiety, ADD/ADHD, and more importantly for this argument, OCD. The OCD is what makes it hard for them to change routines and is simply one way OCD can present itself. Deadpool, in my opinion, has OCD, just look at how he obsesses over things, how he notices when things are out of place (like a gun's weight being off), and his relatively poor impulse control. List those traits to anyone who has or knows someone with even mild OCD, or has studied it, and they will tell you that those are classic symptoms. Schizophrenia, depression and bipolar disorder also have a positive correlation with them too.. And why does his randomness disqualify him from having habits and routines? Wouldn't his attempts to become good guy failing be him falling back into his unbreakable habitual, mercenary routine?

** Not all social trouble looks alike, Deadpool's tendency not to take even the most blatant hints and not notice when he's annoying people are symptoms of Aspies he shares with me. Although I would peg him with [http://www.nldontheweb.org/ NLD] minus the lack of coordination and the routine symptom. It comes off as similar to Aspergers, but it isn't. NLD used to be known as "right brain damage" because people acquired it after [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|damaging the right lobe of their brain]], it was only discovered later that some people are born with enough of a difference in the right side of their brain to exhibit the symptoms, although there is some argument over if it is a real diagnosis and not a form of Aspergers. Isn't Deadpool basically brain damaged?. Also I'd like to point out while it is more common for people on the Autism spectrum (where Aspergers is) and with NLD to be creatures of habit, it's not universal. The reason why they most are is because both disorders are often accompanied by other ones (as in there is a positive correlation), like anxiety, ADD/ADHD, and more importantly for this argument, OCD. The OCD is what makes it hard for them to change routines and is simply one way OCD can present itself. Deadpool, in my opinion, has OCD, just look at how he obsesses over things, how he notices when things are out of place (like a gun's weight being off), and his relatively poor impulse control. List those traits to anyone who has or knows someone with even mild OCD, or has studied it, and they will tell you that those are classic symptoms. Schizophrenia, depression and bipolar disorder also have a positive correlation with them too.. And why does his randomness disqualify him from having habits and routines? Wouldn't his attempts to become good guy failing be him falling back into his unbreakable habitual, mercenary routine?

*** Just thought of something while typing up the above paragraph. One theory states Autism spectrum disorders are caused by a difference in the left lobe of the brain that is caused by an improper hormone balance during gestation. NLD has a similar theory, except with the opposite lobe and in a manner that can be acquired by significant damage to that part of the brain. Now remember that Deadpool's brain is always in flux, isn't it possible that one day his left lobe is normal, while his right one is in flux, giving him NLD, and another day his right lobe is normal but his left is in flux, so he falls somewhere on the autism scale? It makes sense doesn't it, Autistic one day, NLD another, two different sets of symptoms for two different days, messing up his OCD and ADD levels so his need for routines and habits fluxes too!

**** Who cares? If he doesn't, good for him. If he does, it only makes him inexplicably more awesome!

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* You were babbling about something unrelated so we were ignoring you.

* Nate told us to.

* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ~~(Animation)~~|Uh...chocolate milk? *Shifty eyes*]]

* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Uh...chocolate milk? *Shifty eyes*]]

* No you're not, you just think you are.