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* [[Camp Gay]]: Light, oh so much. And Namikawa.
* [[Camp Gay]]: Light, oh so much. And Namikawa.
* [[Cannot Tell a Joke]]: Near, as demonstrated when prank calling Light.
* [[Cannot Tell a Joke]]: Near, as demonstrated when prank calling Light.
{{quote|'''Light:''' (''*sighs*'') Do yourself a favor. [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Hang up. Now.]] <br />
{{quote|'''Light:''' (''*sighs*'') Do yourself a favor. [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Hang up. Now.]]
'''Near:''' Okay. (''*hangs up*'') Hey guys, wasn't that hilarious? }}
'''Near:''' Okay. (''*hangs up*'') Hey guys, wasn't that hilarious? }}
* [[Caught with Your Pants Down]]: When L beams everyone up, Soichiro complains about this.
* [[Caught with Your Pants Down]]: When L beams everyone up, Soichiro complains about this.
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'''Light:''' No, no. I'm okay. [[Double Entendre|I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick.]] }}
'''Light:''' No, no. I'm okay. [[Double Entendre|I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick.]] }}
* [[Cower Power]]: Near after Mello kills most of his agents:
* [[Cower Power]]: Near after Mello kills most of his agents:
{{quote|'''Near:''' [[Everybody's Dead, Dave|Light, everyone's dead... at my Clubhouse, everyone's dead.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Near:''' [[Everybody's Dead, Dave|Light, everyone's dead... at my Clubhouse, everyone's dead.]]
'''Light:''' What do you expect me to do about it? <br />
'''Light:''' What do you expect me to do about it?
'''Near:''' I need an adult. <br />
'''Near:''' I need an adult.
'''Light:''' I’m hanging up now. }}
'''Light:''' I’m hanging up now. }}
* [[Crazy Jealous Guy]]: Ryuk towards Light
* [[Crazy Jealous Guy]]: Ryuk towards Light
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'''Mr. Yagami:''' Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.
'''Mr. Yagami:''' Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.
'''Light:''' I just don't understand what could be so important...
'''Light:''' I just don't understand what could be so important...
'''Misa''' ([[Stripperiffic|in stripper-ware]]): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! [[Too Dumb to Live|And with the door unlocked!]] Bye! <br />
'''Misa''' ([[Stripperiffic|in stripper-ware]]): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! [[Too Dumb to Live|And with the door unlocked!]] Bye!
'''Ryuk:''' [[Memetic Molester|I'll be right there]] [[Terms of Endangerment|my little apple pie.]] <br />
'''Ryuk:''' [[Memetic Molester|I'll be right there]] [[Terms of Endangerment|my little apple pie.]]
'''Light:''' [[Sorry, I'm Gay|Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.]] }}
'''Light:''' [[Sorry, I'm Gay|Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.]] }}
** Later when Misa snuggles up next to Light wearing nothing but a [[Black Bra and Panties]]:
** Later when Misa snuggles up next to Light wearing nothing but a [[Black Bra and Panties]]:
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* [[Politically Incorrect Hero]]: When Mello kidnaps Sayu, Mr. Yagami begs Mello to take his gay son as well.
* [[Politically Incorrect Hero]]: When Mello kidnaps Sayu, Mr. Yagami begs Mello to take his gay son as well.
{{quote|'''Mr. Yagami:''' How about this? I'll give you the death note and you can take my ''other'' daughter for free!
{{quote|'''Mr. Yagami:''' How about this? I'll give you the death note and you can take my ''other'' daughter for free!
'''Light:''' [[Visible Silence|...]] ''(*[[Death Glare]]*)''<br />
'''Light:''' [[Visible Silence|...]] ''(*[[Death Glare]]*)''
'''Mello:''' No, no! I don't want that! I just want the death note! <br />
'''Mello:''' No, no! I don't want that! I just want the death note!
'''Mr. Yagami:''' What if I paid you? <br />
'''Mr. Yagami:''' What if I paid you?
'''Mello:''' [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|I! do! not! want! Your! kids!]] Just the Death Note! }}
'''Mello:''' [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|I! do! not! want! Your! kids!]] Just the Death Note! }}
* [[Politically-Incorrect Villain]]: Mello
* [[Politically-Incorrect Villain]]: Mello
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{{quote|'''Mello:''' [[Sanity Slippage|No... Near. You will not take this from me.]] }}
{{quote|'''Mello:''' [[Sanity Slippage|No... Near. You will not take this from me.]] }}
* [[The Rival]]:
* [[The Rival]]:
{{quote|'''Mello:''' No Roger, I'm never going to work with him, ''ever!'' The first thing he did when he was born was [[Flipping the Bird|he flipped me off!]] <br />
{{quote|'''Mello:''' No Roger, I'm never going to work with him, ''ever!'' The first thing he did when he was born was [[Flipping the Bird|he flipped me off!]]
'''Near:''' [[Bigger Is Better in Bed|Mine's bigger.]] }}
'''Near:''' [[Bigger Is Better in Bed|Mine's bigger.]] }}
* [[Running Gag]]: "Heh heh. [[Fail O'Suckyname|Glitter.]]" "Worst! Day! Ever!"
* [[Running Gag]]: "Heh heh. [[Fail O'Suckyname|Glitter.]]" "Worst! Day! Ever!"
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* [[Why Didn't You Just Say So?]]: [[The Ditz|Misa]] doesn't understand "big words" like "yammering."
* [[Why Didn't You Just Say So?]]: [[The Ditz|Misa]] doesn't understand "big words" like "yammering."
* [[:Category:Yandere|Yandere]]: Light towards L.
* [[:Category:Yandere|Yandere]]: Light towards L.
{{quote|'''Light''' ([[Glowing Eyes of Doom]]): I loved you L and you smashed my heart into a million pieces. [[Unrequited Love Lasts Forever|I will never love again.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Light''' ([[Glowing Eyes of Doom]]): I loved you L and you smashed my heart into a million pieces. [[Unrequited Love Lasts Forever|I will never love again.]]
'''Ryuk:''' Light, uh... [[Horrifying the Horror|you're scaring me.]]<br />
'''Ryuk:''' Light, uh... [[Horrifying the Horror|you're scaring me.]]
'''Light:''' Oh Ryuk, I haven't even ''begun'' to scare you yet! }}
'''Light:''' Oh Ryuk, I haven't even ''begun'' to scare you yet! }}
* [[Yaoi Guys]]: Ryuk and Light
* [[Yaoi Guys]]: Ryuk and Light