Demonic Spiders/Quotes
"It's in this chapter that we're introduced to the spider turret, a small, wall-mounted enemy that is very hard to spot and which can knock off all your health in two hits from two continents away. An enemy which can only have been designed by some kind of sinister conspiracy of sixteenth century Puritans working to eliminate the very concept of fun."
—Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Zero Punctuation, on the second half of The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
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"That's what I'm really thankful for in this game: there are no spiders. Or if there are, they're harmless enough. There's always a tiny spider enemy that you have to struggle to hit. This game doesn't have that. No headcrabs, no spider monsters, just enemies that you can hit."
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Skree, skree. Skreek. SKREEK!
—The titular Metroids
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"Fuck these guys! Fuck these engineers right here, with the cameras? They shoot giant fuck-off lasers that hit you from across the goddamn map, and their melee attack tears all your health away. Just... fuck them! Fuck... them!"
—Mechanicalhand during his Let's Play of Painkiller Overdose
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Psychedelic Eyeball: "Of course, they kept the worst section of the level for last, because these guys are..." —Psychedelic Eyeball's Let's Play of Painkiller: Battle out of Hell, Level 9: Stone Pit
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Tom: Right, uh, you've heard us bitch about this quite a lot, I believe, through the playthrough - might have mentioned it in an earlier part, but I can't remember. The enemies in this area - there is no word for how frustrating it is to fight them. —Hellfire Commentaries on the Hot Rods from Kingdom Hearts II
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You know, with some practice, I could get through most of the game without getting hit once, but the problem IS THE FUCKING SNIPERS!
—The Angry Video Game Nerd, on the snipers in the Dick Tracy NES game.
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Ellis: Damn, baby. There be like three witches over there! |