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{{quote|"A rose is a rose is a rose."|'''Gertrude Stein'''}}
{{quote|"A rose is a rose is a rose."|'''Gertrude Stein'''}}


{{quote|'''Archdean:''' So, who's got the Department of Redundancy Department this week, computer?<br />
{{quote|'''Archdean:''' So, who's got the Department of Redundancy Department this week, computer?
'''THE computer:''' I BELIEVE THAT ALL THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES HAVE DECIDED TO CREATE THEIR OWN.<br />
'''THE computer:''' I BELIEVE THAT ALL THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES HAVE DECIDED TO CREATE THEIR OWN.
'''Archdean:''' Figures.|''[[GURPS]] IOU''}}
'''Archdean:''' Figures.|''[[GURPS]] IOU''}}


{{quote|'''Secretary:''' Hello? This is the Department of Redundancy Department. Hello? Can I help you? Do you need help?<br />
{{quote|'''Secretary:''' Hello? This is the Department of Redundancy Department. Hello? Can I help you? Do you need help?
'''Writer:''' Yes. Serious professional help. But not from you. ''[hangs up phone]''|''I Hate Myself and Want to Die''}}
'''Writer:''' Yes. Serious professional help. But not from you. ''[hangs up phone]''|''I Hate Myself and Want to Die''}}


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{{quote|''"Hello and greetings, Department of Redundancy Department? Aye, yes, I wish to announce, that is report, a single, yes, one, instance of unnecessary repetition, commonly referred to as redundancy. Farewell and goodbye."''|'''Agent Stormsong''', ''[[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]''}}
{{quote|''"Hello and greetings, Department of Redundancy Department? Aye, yes, I wish to announce, that is report, a single, yes, one, instance of unnecessary repetition, commonly referred to as redundancy. Farewell and goodbye."''|'''Agent Stormsong''', ''[[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]''}}


{{quote|'''Barbara:''' Is it frozen?<br />
{{quote|'''Barbara:''' Is it frozen?
'''The Doctor:''' No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.|''[[Doctor Who]]''}}
'''The Doctor:''' No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.|''[[Doctor Who]]''}}


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{{quote|''"So, you wanna [[What an Idiot!|charge it or put it on your credit card]]?"''|'''Pete''', ''[[House of Mouse]]''}}
{{quote|''"So, you wanna [[What an Idiot!|charge it or put it on your credit card]]?"''|'''Pete''', ''[[House of Mouse]]''}}


{{quote|''"Sonic is trapped in there. And the rest of Mobius is '''out here!''' Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! And '''it's mine!''' IT'S MINE! All mine! '''ALL MINE!!!'''"''<br />
{{quote|''"Sonic is trapped in there. And the rest of Mobius is '''out here!''' Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! And '''it's mine!''' IT'S MINE! All mine! '''ALL MINE!!!'''"''
[''Commercial break'']<br />
[''Commercial break'']
''"With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! '''MINE!''' ...[[Lampshade Hanging|Did I say that already?]]"''|'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''', ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}
''"With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! '''MINE!''' ...[[Lampshade Hanging|Did I say that already?]]"''|'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''', ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}


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{{quote|''"Hey there's a naked lady in this movie, and she's nude! With no clothes on!"''|'''Crow''', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}
{{quote|''"Hey there's a naked lady in this movie, and she's nude! With no clothes on!"''|'''Crow''', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}


{{quote|'''[[G La DOS]]:''' Well. This is the part where he kills us.<br />
{{quote|'''[[G La DOS]]:''' Well. This is the part where he kills us.
'''Wheatley:''' Hello! This is the part where I kill you!<br />
'''Wheatley:''' Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
'''Chapter 9:''' The Part Where He Kills You<br />
'''Chapter 9:''' The Part Where He Kills You
''(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))''|[[Portal 2]]}}
''(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))''|[[Portal 2]]}}


{{quote|''"Santa Christ, Santa Christ''<br />
{{quote|''"Santa Christ, Santa Christ''
''We love Santa Christ!''<br />
''We love Santa Christ!''
''[[Captain Obvious|He is Santa and Jesus]]''<br />
''[[Captain Obvious|He is Santa and Jesus]]''<br />
''Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s'' [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr review] of ''The Star Wars Holiday Special''}}
''Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s'' [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr review] of ''The Star Wars Holiday Special''}}


{{quote|'''Linda:''' It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them."<br />
{{quote|'''Linda:''' It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them."
'''Ted:''' Is this the same woman who said "You eat what you eat?"|''[[Better Off Ted]]''}}
'''Ted:''' Is this the same woman who said "You eat what you eat?"|''[[Better Off Ted]]''}}


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{{quote|"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."|'''[[The Other Wiki]]''''s article on [[wikipedia:Chang and Eng Bunker|Chang and Eng Bunker]].}}
{{quote|"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."|'''[[The Other Wiki]]''''s article on [[wikipedia:Chang and Eng Bunker|Chang and Eng Bunker]].}}


{{quote|'''Chie''': ''First we save Kanji, then we crush the killer! Finally, we crush the killer and send him to hell!! Got it!?''<br />
{{quote|'''Chie''': ''First we save Kanji, then we crush the killer! Finally, we crush the killer and send him to hell!! Got it!?''
'''Yukiko''': ''Chie, [[Lampshading|those last two where the same thing]].''|[[Persona 4]]}}
'''Yukiko''': ''Chie, [[Lampshading|those last two where the same thing]].''|[[Persona 4]]}}