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{{quote|"A rose is a rose is a rose."|'''Gertrude Stein'''}} |
{{quote|"A rose is a rose is a rose."|'''Gertrude Stein'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Archdean:''' So, who's got the Department of Redundancy Department this week, computer? |
{{quote|'''Archdean:''' So, who's got the Department of Redundancy Department this week, computer? |
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'''THE computer:''' I BELIEVE THAT ALL THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES HAVE DECIDED TO CREATE THEIR OWN. |
'''THE computer:''' I BELIEVE THAT ALL THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES HAVE DECIDED TO CREATE THEIR OWN. |
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'''Archdean:''' Figures.|''[[GURPS]] IOU''}} |
'''Archdean:''' Figures.|''[[GURPS]] IOU''}} |
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{{quote|'''Secretary:''' Hello? This is the Department of Redundancy Department. Hello? Can I help you? Do you need help? |
{{quote|'''Secretary:''' Hello? This is the Department of Redundancy Department. Hello? Can I help you? Do you need help? |
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'''Writer:''' Yes. Serious professional help. But not from you. ''[hangs up phone]''|''I Hate Myself and Want to Die''}} |
'''Writer:''' Yes. Serious professional help. But not from you. ''[hangs up phone]''|''I Hate Myself and Want to Die''}} |
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{{quote|''"Hello and greetings, Department of Redundancy Department? Aye, yes, I wish to announce, that is report, a single, yes, one, instance of unnecessary repetition, commonly referred to as redundancy. Farewell and goodbye."''|'''Agent Stormsong''', ''[[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Hello and greetings, Department of Redundancy Department? Aye, yes, I wish to announce, that is report, a single, yes, one, instance of unnecessary repetition, commonly referred to as redundancy. Farewell and goodbye."''|'''Agent Stormsong''', ''[[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Barbara:''' Is it frozen? |
{{quote|'''Barbara:''' Is it frozen? |
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'''The Doctor:''' No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.|''[[Doctor Who]]''}} |
'''The Doctor:''' No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.|''[[Doctor Who]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"So, you wanna [[What an Idiot!|charge it or put it on your credit card]]?"''|'''Pete''', ''[[House of Mouse]]''}} |
{{quote|''"So, you wanna [[What an Idiot!|charge it or put it on your credit card]]?"''|'''Pete''', ''[[House of Mouse]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Sonic is trapped in there. And the rest of Mobius is '''out here!''' Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! And '''it's mine!''' IT'S MINE! All mine! '''ALL MINE!!!'''"'' |
{{quote|''"Sonic is trapped in there. And the rest of Mobius is '''out here!''' Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! And '''it's mine!''' IT'S MINE! All mine! '''ALL MINE!!!'''"'' |
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[''Commercial break''] |
[''Commercial break''] |
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''"With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! '''MINE!''' ...[[Lampshade Hanging|Did I say that already?]]"''|'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''', ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}} |
''"With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! '''MINE!''' ...[[Lampshade Hanging|Did I say that already?]]"''|'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''', ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Hey there's a naked lady in this movie, and she's nude! With no clothes on!"''|'''Crow''', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Hey there's a naked lady in this movie, and she's nude! With no clothes on!"''|'''Crow''', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[G La DOS]]:''' Well. This is the part where he kills us. |
{{quote|'''[[G La DOS]]:''' Well. This is the part where he kills us. |
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'''Wheatley:''' Hello! This is the part where I kill you! |
'''Wheatley:''' Hello! This is the part where I kill you! |
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'''Chapter 9:''' The Part Where He Kills You |
'''Chapter 9:''' The Part Where He Kills You |
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''(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))''|[[Portal 2]]}} |
''(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))''|[[Portal 2]]}} |
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{{quote|''"Santa Christ, Santa Christ'' |
{{quote|''"Santa Christ, Santa Christ'' |
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''We love Santa Christ!'' |
''We love Santa Christ!'' |
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''[[Captain Obvious|He is Santa and Jesus]]''<br /> |
''[[Captain Obvious|He is Santa and Jesus]]''<br /> |
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''Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s'' [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr review] of ''The Star Wars Holiday Special''}} |
''Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s'' [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr review] of ''The Star Wars Holiday Special''}} |
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{{quote|'''Linda:''' It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them." |
{{quote|'''Linda:''' It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them." |
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'''Ted:''' Is this the same woman who said "You eat what you eat?"|''[[Better Off Ted]]''}} |
'''Ted:''' Is this the same woman who said "You eat what you eat?"|''[[Better Off Ted]]''}} |
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{{quote|"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."|'''[[The Other Wiki]]''''s article on [[wikipedia:Chang and Eng Bunker|Chang and Eng Bunker]].}} |
{{quote|"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."|'''[[The Other Wiki]]''''s article on [[wikipedia:Chang and Eng Bunker|Chang and Eng Bunker]].}} |
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{{quote|'''Chie''': ''First we save Kanji, then we crush the killer! Finally, we crush the killer and send him to hell!! Got it!?'' |
{{quote|'''Chie''': ''First we save Kanji, then we crush the killer! Finally, we crush the killer and send him to hell!! Got it!?'' |
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'''Yukiko''': ''Chie, [[Lampshading|those last two where the same thing]].''|[[Persona 4]]}} |
'''Yukiko''': ''Chie, [[Lampshading|those last two where the same thing]].''|[[Persona 4]]}} |
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