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{{quote|''"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof! A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.''"|'''Jean Chretien'''}}
{{quote|''"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof! A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.''"|'''Jean Chretien'''}}


{{quote|''"'Futurama': From the makers of 'Futurama'"''|''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]''}}
{{quote|''"'Futurama': From the makers of 'Futurama'"''|''[[Futurama]]''}}


{{quote|''"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"''|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
{{quote|''"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"''|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}


{{quote|''"Image Illustration. As opposed to, say, [[Blessed Are the Cheesemakers|cheese]] illustration."''|'''[[Unskippable]]''' on ''[[Final Fantasy XII (Video Game)|Final Fantasy XII]]''}}
{{quote|''"Image Illustration. As opposed to, say, [[Blessed Are the Cheesemakers|cheese]] illustration."''|'''[[Unskippable]]''' on ''[[Final Fantasy XII]]''}}


{{quote|''"The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field."''|'''John Madden'''}}
{{quote|''"The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field."''|'''John Madden'''}}
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{{quote|'''Barbara:''' Is it frozen?<br />
{{quote|'''Barbara:''' Is it frozen?<br />
'''The Doctor:''' No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.|''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]''}}
'''The Doctor:''' No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.|''[[Doctor Who]]''}}


{{quote|''"Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too."''|'''Don Karnage''', ''[[Tale Spin (Animation)|Tale Spin]]''}}
{{quote|''"Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too."''|'''Don Karnage''', ''[[Tale Spin]]''}}


{{quote|''"So, you wanna [[What an Idiot!|charge it or put it on your credit card]]?"''|'''Pete''', ''[[House of Mouse]]''}}
{{quote|''"So, you wanna [[What an Idiot!|charge it or put it on your credit card]]?"''|'''Pete''', ''[[House of Mouse]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Funnily enough, I agonized forever over whether to call this story 'The Redundant Man' or 'The Man Who Was Redundant'…"''|'''Author's Note''' on the internet short story ''The Redundant Man Who Was Redundant''}}
{{quote|''"Funnily enough, I agonized forever over whether to call this story 'The Redundant Man' or 'The Man Who Was Redundant'…"''|'''Author's Note''' on the internet short story ''The Redundant Man Who Was Redundant''}}


{{quote|''"You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"''|'''Mario''', ''[[Hotel Mario (Video Game)|Hotel Mario]]''}}
{{quote|''"You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"''|'''Mario''', ''[[Hotel Mario]]''}}


{{quote|''"I'll kill you! I'll kill you to '''DEATH!'''"''|'''Superboy Prime''', ''[[Countdown to Final Crisis]]''}}
{{quote|''"I'll kill you! I'll kill you to '''DEATH!'''"''|'''Superboy Prime''', ''[[Countdown to Final Crisis]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend."''|'''Po''', ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]''}}
{{quote|''"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend."''|'''Po''', ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]''}}


{{quote|''"Well, now we know where Grazie is from. She’s from the Department of Redundancy Department."''|'''[[The Half World]]''', commenting on ''Grazie the Beautiful New Girl'', an ''[[Invader Zim (Animation)|Invader Zim]]'' fanfic}}
{{quote|''"Well, now we know where Grazie is from. She’s from the Department of Redundancy Department."''|'''[[The Half World]]''', commenting on ''Grazie the Beautiful New Girl'', an ''[[Invader Zim]]'' fanfic}}


{{quote|''"To you and the other countless authors who refer to your books as 'fictional novels', will you please, for the love of all that’s holy and good in this world, stop it. Besides, I don’t represent fictional novels. I represent only poetic poetry, nonfictional true stories, how-to-cook-stuff cookbooks, and children’s books for children."''|'''[http://slushpilehell.tumblr.com/post/9547704463 SlushPile Hell]'''}}
{{quote|''"To you and the other countless authors who refer to your books as 'fictional novels', will you please, for the love of all that’s holy and good in this world, stop it. Besides, I don’t represent fictional novels. I represent only poetic poetry, nonfictional true stories, how-to-cook-stuff cookbooks, and children’s books for children."''|'''[http://slushpilehell.tumblr.com/post/9547704463 SlushPile Hell]'''}}
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'''Wheatley:''' Hello! This is the part where I kill you!<br />
'''Wheatley:''' Hello! This is the part where I kill you!<br />
'''Chapter 9:''' The Part Where He Kills You<br />
'''Chapter 9:''' The Part Where He Kills You<br />
''(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))''|[[Portal 2 (Video Game)|Portal 2]]}}
''(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))''|[[Portal 2]]}}


{{quote|''"Santa Christ, Santa Christ''<br />
{{quote|''"Santa Christ, Santa Christ''<br />
''We love Santa Christ!''<br />
''We love Santa Christ!''<br />
''[[Captain Obvious|He is Santa and Jesus]]''<br />
''[[Captain Obvious|He is Santa and Jesus]]''<br />
''Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]'s'' [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr review] of ''The Star Wars Holiday Special''}}
''Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"''|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'s'' [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/15087-swchr review] of ''The Star Wars Holiday Special''}}


{{quote|'''Linda:''' It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them."<br />
{{quote|'''Linda:''' It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them."<br />
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{{quote|''"I am the boss to surpass Big Boss, I will become the Biggest Boss Boss Boss Boss!"''|'''Solidus Snake''', ''[[Hiimdaisy]]: [[Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty|Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again!]]''}}
{{quote|''"I am the boss to surpass Big Boss, I will become the Biggest Boss Boss Boss Boss!"''|'''Solidus Snake''', ''[[Hiimdaisy]]: [[Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty|Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again!]]''}}


{{quote|"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."|'''[[The Other Wiki]]''''s article on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker Chang and Eng Bunker].}}
{{quote|"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."|'''[[The Other Wiki]]''''s article on [[wikipedia:Chang and Eng Bunker|Chang and Eng Bunker]].}}


{{quote|'''Chie''': ''First we save Kanji, then we crush the killer! Finally, we crush the killer and send him to hell!! Got it!?''<br />
{{quote|'''Chie''': ''First we save Kanji, then we crush the killer! Finally, we crush the killer and send him to hell!! Got it!?''<br />