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''My momma noticed funny things I did
''Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun
''I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
''I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head
''That's when my momma said,
''She said: "My boy, I think someday
''You'll find a way
''To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist<br />▼
You have a talent for causing things pain<br />▼
Son, be a dentist<br />▼
People will pay you to be inhumane<br />▼
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood<br />▼
And teaching would suit you still less<br />▼
Son, be a dentist<br />▼
You'll be a success"'' }}▼
{{quote| ''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.<br />▼
Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!<br />▼
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.<br />▼
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?<br />▼
("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")<br />▼
("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!"'') }}▼
And I enjoy the career that I picked<br />▼
And I get off on the pain I inflict<br />▼
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid<br />▼
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted<br />▼
And though it may cause my patients distress<br />▼
Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...<br />▼
I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.<br />▼
"Oh, Momma..."<br />▼
'Cause I'm a dentist...<br />▼
And a success!''|'''The Dentist Song''', ''[[Little Shop of Horrors]]''}}▼
''I am your dentist ("Goodness gracious!")
{{quote|'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!<br />▼
'''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?<br />▼
''I'm your dentist ("Fitting braces...")
'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!|''[[Psychonauts]]''}}▼
''And a success!''
▲{{quote|'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but
▲'''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
▲'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!
|''[[Psychonauts]]''}}
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