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== [[The Angry Joe Show|Angry Joe]] ==
== [[The Angry Joe Show|Angry Joe]] ==
* [[Tropers/Ultima Thule|Ultima Thule]]: Angry Joe's "Transformers 2 Review: Joe & Fans vs. The Critics". It's not just that he [[Completely Missing the Point|misses the point]] on a lot of criticisms he points out. It's not just that when he says that Michael Bay was "trying to please everybody," he fails to acknowledge what trying to please everyone [[It Got Worse|usually results in]]. It's not just that he outright insults everyone who didn't enjoy Revenge of the Fallen, making us look like humorless snobs (I for one can, in fact, enjoy mindless thrill movies but I just didn't likeRotF; though I don't go so far as to call people idiots for liking it). Joe forgets that [[Opinion Myopia]] goes both ways; in insulting people who are blind to others' opinions, he only [[He Who Fights Monsters|makes himself look bad]], and he automatically assumes that the viewers completely agree with him. Add to that the fact that he plays the flimsy "If you didn't like this movie you're a sissy!" card throughout, displaying an [[Rated Mfor Manly|overly macho attitude]] that detracts from his credibility. I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that only "real men" are capable of enjoying anything. Our star producer, ladies and gentlemen: a hypocritical [[Jerkass]] with a messiah complex.
* [[Tropers/Ultima Thule|Ultima Thule]]: Angry Joe's "Transformers 2 Review: Joe & Fans vs. The Critics". It's not just that he [[Completely Missing the Point|misses the point]] on a lot of criticisms he points out. It's not just that when he says that Michael Bay was "trying to please everybody," he fails to acknowledge what trying to please everyone [[It Got Worse|usually results in]]. It's not just that he outright insults everyone who didn't enjoy Revenge of the Fallen, making us look like humorless snobs (I for one can, in fact, enjoy mindless thrill movies but I just didn't likeRotF; though I don't go so far as to call people idiots for liking it). Joe forgets that [[Opinion Myopia]] goes both ways; in insulting people who are blind to others' opinions, he only [[He Who Fights Monsters|makes himself look bad]], and he automatically assumes that the viewers completely agree with him. Add to that the fact that he plays the flimsy "If you didn't like this movie you're a sissy!" card throughout, displaying an [[Rated M for Manly|overly macho attitude]] that detracts from his credibility. I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that only "real men" are capable of enjoying anything. Our star producer, ladies and gentlemen: a hypocritical [[Jerkass]] with a messiah complex.
* [[Tropers/Dude L|Dude L]]: Angry Joe's "Top 32 Reasons Why I Hate [[Fable|Fable III]]". [[This Is Gonna Suck|Oh God]]...I know Fable III deserves it's your mileage may vary status and it would have been okay if he just did a rational, fact-based negative review with some humorous anger. But no, he had to go on a twenty-five minute rant where he makes the game sound like the nadir of all that ever was. While he does point out some legitimate flaws like the game's short length and the fact that you need the exact same DLC as someone to play co-op with them, most of the flaws he complains about are small, subjective, or simply [[Did Not Do the Research|things he didn't look into more]]. He complains about the loading screens between areas (not every studio has the tech to reduce the amount of loading, and the loading screens aren't even long), he calls melee combat pointless because enemies block your attacks (they don't block 100% of the time and he forgets you can charge up your attack for an unblockable one), he says that the co-op is flawed because, while it's up to par with what Fable 2 deserved, [[Unpleasable Fanbase|it isn't up to par with what Fable 3 deserves]], he doesn't like the expression system because he would prefer to have an actual conversation with the npcs (not every game needs [[Dialogue Tree|Dialogue Trees]] Joe) and because he thinks the fart and dance expressions are silly (it's a humorous game Joe! Do you not get that those silly expressions are supposed to be silly?), he doesn't like the customization options because he thinks they are limited i.e. he can't get the exact style of facial hair he wants, and Jesus Christ it goes on.
* [[Tropers/Dude L|Dude L]]: Angry Joe's "Top 32 Reasons Why I Hate [[Fable|Fable III]]". [[This Is Gonna Suck|Oh God]]...I know Fable III deserves it's your mileage may vary status and it would have been okay if he just did a rational, fact-based negative review with some humorous anger. But no, he had to go on a twenty-five minute rant where he makes the game sound like the nadir of all that ever was. While he does point out some legitimate flaws like the game's short length and the fact that you need the exact same DLC as someone to play co-op with them, most of the flaws he complains about are small, subjective, or simply [[Did Not Do the Research|things he didn't look into more]]. He complains about the loading screens between areas (not every studio has the tech to reduce the amount of loading, and the loading screens aren't even long), he calls melee combat pointless because enemies block your attacks (they don't block 100% of the time and he forgets you can charge up your attack for an unblockable one), he says that the co-op is flawed because, while it's up to par with what Fable 2 deserved, [[Unpleasable Fanbase|it isn't up to par with what Fable 3 deserves]], he doesn't like the expression system because he would prefer to have an actual conversation with the npcs (not every game needs [[Dialogue Tree|Dialogue Trees]] Joe) and because he thinks the fart and dance expressions are silly (it's a humorous game Joe! Do you not get that those silly expressions are supposed to be silly?), he doesn't like the customization options because he thinks they are limited i.e. he can't get the exact style of facial hair he wants, and Jesus Christ it goes on.