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Sometimes happens in [[Lovecraft Lite]].
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* In ''[[Shakugan no Shana]]'', Shana's god-like master; Alastor the Flame of Heaven; contacts Yuji's mother via phone. She has no idea who he is besides Shana's "legal guardian" and a deep voice on the other line. They have a rather relaxed discussion on child-rearing techniques together; as Shana and Yuji goggle at what's going on.
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== [[Literature]] ==
* [[Discworld]] examples:
** In ''[[Discworld/The Light Fantastic|The Light Fantastic]]'', Rincewind goes to the house of Death to rescue Twoflower, only to find him teaching the [[Horsemen of the Apocalypse|Horsemen of the Aprocalypse]] how to play bridge.
** This is Death in general. His house even has a kitchen and dining room, so the rare living guests can have a nice meal, if they don't mind the weird dimensions, the monochrome-ness of the place, and Albert's cooking.
** Also used in ''[[Discworld/Guards! Guards!|Guards! Guards!]]'', when the dragon King invites the Guild leaders to a banquet to discuss policies of the new regime. Subverted in that, while the dragon doesn't harm anyone at the time, all of the food provided to the guests is ''[[To Serve Man|extremely fattening]]''.
** In ''[[Discworld/Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]'', Susan is playing the role of Death (to the extent that the Rite of Ashk'Ente summoned her instead of him). The wizards don't take her seriously, so she attempts a Deathly glare. Ridcully invites her to breakfast.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20120428192936/http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Tshup_Aklathep Tshup Aklathep, Infernal Star Toad with A Million Young]. It does not mean to harm its victims, it just shows them pictures of its children until their brains implode or they commit suicide, [[Captain Obvious|whichever happens first]].
* A slightly odd (read TOTALLY FREAKING WEIRD) version of this is the dinner scene at the end of the book version of ''Hannibal''. To be fair, Hannibal [[I'm a Humanitarian|had most of his victims for dinner]]. Heh. He’s also polite and smiling, even after he eviscerates you.
** A similar scene opened ''[[Red Dragon]]''; Hannibal is having a dinner party, possibly feeding his guests people. Later his friend Will Graham shows up to ask for advice and when Hannibal steps out, he looks at a book and realizes Hannibal's the killer he's been looking for.
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* Toby's friendship with [[Defrosting Ice Queen|the Luidaeg]] in the [[October Daye]] novels.
* [[Dave Barry]] once wrote a gag based on this. If women made computer games, instead of killing everything you saw you could ask the bug-eyed monster where the exit is. Surprised that you don't want to kill it, the monster would take you home, serve you snacks, and start showing you pictures of its larvae.
** [[Monster Girl Quest| They ''have'' made games like that.]]
 
== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
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* In ''[[Reaper]]'' the Devil tends to pop in and out to Sam whenever there's an escaped soul, or want to talk to Sam.
 
== Oral Tradition, Folklore, Myths and Legends ==
== Mythology ==
* Fairy tales from several different cultures all seem to include one myth in which a horrible baby-eating hag, Death itself, or some similar beast either adopts a foundling or takes a mentor role (such as "Death as Godfather"), and generally proves benevolent to the child.
 
== Religion ==
* Ananta Shesha, lord of all nagas, according to the [[Hindu Mythology|Bhagavata Purana]], is a gigantic serpent with a thousand heads. So huge that it can hold all the planets in its hoods. Not only can it spew venom, but it also breathes fire. It's also one of the few beings that will remain after [[The End of the World as We Know It|the destruction of the universe]]. While that sounds like a fearsome [[Eldritch Abomination]], Shesha is a good deity. It prefers to sing and praise the glories of Vishnu, who sleeps on its back, rather than cause destruction with its venom and fire breath.
** Many Hindu gods have forms that look less than [[A Form You Are Comfortable With|comfortable]] and still are helpful to mortals—at least, ones approaching them properly. Kali once saw a toddler lying on a wasteland she just made... picked up and began to breast-feed him. Yes, right in that form, usually depicted with some blood dripping from the tongue stuck out between fangs.
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** And if you come back with the intention of kicking their teeth in? Their reaction runs the gamut from crushing you to death to welcoming you back with open arms and presents for their star pupil. Occasionally, both.
** Sometimes, they can [[Brought Down to Normal|become human enough]] to actually have tea with you as a person, which can make interactions with them ''retroactively'' tea with Cthulhu.
* ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'':
** In settings where the Outer Planes are featured (such as ''[[Planescape]]'') there is Pale Night. An ancient demon (ancient even by demon standards, that is) she is an embodiment of raw, primal Chaos. Thus, anyone brave enough or stupid enough to trespass in her palace never knows what to expect when she confronts them. She might not confront them at all, choosing simply to amuse herself by watching them deal with her home's deadly traps and soulless undead minions, she might steal their souls and add them to the ranks of the aforementioned minions, she may subject them to agonizing psychological torment before letting one leave, letting him live with the horror he experienced for the rest of his life, she might ''pretend'' to be friendly, then trick them into a bargain that dooms an entire generation of their civilization (as she famously did with a group of eladrin), or she might be genuinely hospitable and invite them for a friendly chat before letting them go unharmed. Of course, anyone who has escaped or survived any of these possible scenarios (including the last) will advise any would-be gloryhounds not to take the risk.
** The archmage Mordenkainen (from the ''[[Greyhawk]]'' setting) has done this a lot in his long career, counting many [[Demon Lords and Archdevils]] as allies; the tome ''Mordenkainen’s Tome of Foes'' even includes some quotes spoken directly from the Foes it catalogs, such as this one from Glasya, the Princess of Hell and Daughter of Asmodeus:
{{quote|'''Glasya:''' "Of course I love my father! Without him, who would I strive against?"}}
:* His occasional associate Tasha (who notoriously held Graz’zt himself hostage, becoming his lover and bearing his child, who became the even-more notorious Iuz the Old) has a lot of stories like this too, such as this one from ''Mordenkainen Presents Monsters of the Multiverse'':
{{quote|'''Tasha:''' My friend Mordenkainen constantly fights monsters and makes notes about them. I love notes as much as the next wizard, but fighting gets old. Why not sit down and have a drink with the monster? I’ve learned the most delicious secrets from my monstrous drinking companions. The other monsters? I disintegrated them.}}
::* Of course, given what is written about them, both Mordenkainen and Tasha [[The Dreaded| have a Chthulhu-like reputation themselves…]]
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
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** Also occurs if Shepard is able to makes peace with the Geth and the Quarians. Shepard gets an email about some of the {{spoiler|Crucible}} staff freaking out when they notice Geth Juggernauts aboard the station, before they get the call informing them of what's going on. One guard had to awkwardly apologise to the Geth for the hole they'd shot through it.
* The Pokémon-Amie from ''[[Pokémon X and Y]]'' is a feature that lets you play games with, pet, and feed Poké Puffs to your Pokemon, and Legendaries like this as much as "regular" Pokemon.
** Pokemon Refresh is an expansion of the theme for ''[[Pokémon Sun and Moon]]'' (it also lets you groom them, as they can get dirty after a Pokemon Battle) and again, even the Ultra Beasts enjoy this.
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
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** They even have [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|a tea party together!]]
*** In an earlier, one time instance, Elan [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0030.html meets up with] a <s> Mind Flayer</s> <s> Illithid</s> <s> Psionic danger</s> [[Buffy-Speak|Squid Thingy]] and the two end up playing a friendly game of Scrabble. In this case, Elan, being [[The Ditz|Elan]] didn't have anything of interest to the creature, and so he was in no danger.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120102090135/http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?order=chapters&id=106 This] ''[[Drowtales]]'' scene. Mel is [[Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Gold]] / [[Crazy Cat Lady]], not the villain, but this qualifies because she is scary and because Ariel was told she was a monstrous rapist. Mostly because {{spoiler|she IS monstrous, but Ariel is her daughter, whose kidnapping by Mel's mother caused her to go psycho}}
** Also, any encounter with [[Living Doll Collector|Kharla'ggen]] that doesn't end in an [[And I Must Scream]] scenario is one. [https://web.archive.org/web/20120103050549/http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?order=chapters&id=1211 Bringing gifts helps].
* In ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'', Torg is kidnapped by an [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=041027 Arachnaseuse], a spider-like monster from the Dimension of Pain that ... gives him a relaxing massage.
{{quote|'''Arachnaseuse:''' How do you feel now, mortal spec of meat-flesh?
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* Sara from [[Whateley Universe|Whateley]] is probably this trope incarnate. As an [[Eldritch Abomination]], she by all rights should destroy the Earth. Thanks to [[Screw Destiny]], she's a main star. (And she does have people meet her in her room and talk.)
** Her dad can be even worse, since he's PRACTICING, and an active Demon Lord of Lust and Perversion.
* The concept of [https://web.archive.org/web/20131101183938/http://cephalopodteaparty.blogspot.com/ Cephalopod Tea Party] blog is rather close to this.
* In the ''[[Felarya]]'' manga (warning: virtually every page contains nudity), Crisis, the giant man-eating naga (top half woman, bottom half snake), will occasionally befriend a human.
** Veeeeerrrrrry occasionally, though. 99.9% of the time, she'll just eat you.
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* This happens in the ''[[Global Guardians PBEM Universe]]'' once, when one of Los Hermanos's duplicates comes across [[Complete Monster|The Blood Red King]] in an empty New York coffee shop. The villain hadn't even killed any of the shop's staff.
{{quote|'''The Blood Red King:''' Sit down, sit down... if I had wanted to kill you, your entrails would already be hanging from the ceiling fans. Here... have a cup. It's Indonesian. Cream? Sugar?"}}
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130727131119/http://yumedust.deviantart.com/art/Teatime-with-Cho-Gath-and-Sona-199748340 Did she just have tea with Cho'Gath?]
* The [[Anti Cliche and Mary Sue Elimination Society]]'s Alice takes this [[Up to Eleven]] when she '''''[[The Glomp|glomps]]''''' Cthulhu. Later on, another Agent makes baby Cthulhu his pet. [[Fluffy the Terrible|He names it Lil' C.]]
* [[Warning! Readers' Advisory|Warning! Readers Advisory]] features Cthulhu as a frequent side character. He seems quite friendly for an extradimensional squid god. Episode 27 is "Did we just review a movie with Cthulhu?"
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