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Oh, don't feel too bad, you aren't the only one to become a willing [[Unwitting Pawn]] and [[MacGuffin Delivery Service|errand boy]] with naught but a sweet story about [[Straw Hypocrite|"lofty goals"]]. You should feel ''[[Trash Talk|honored]]'' to be so used!
Oh, don't feel too bad, you aren't the only one to become a willing [[Unwitting Pawn]] and [[MacGuffin Delivery Service|errand boy]] with naught but a sweet story about [[Straw Hypocrite|"lofty goals"]]. You should feel ''[[Trash Talk|honored]]'' to be so used!


Mwahaha-- What do you mean, "[[Shut UP, Hannibal|Shut up]]"? No! uh... ''[[No, You|You]]'' shut up! ... Well, yes, my whole plan did sort of hinge on you doing something I didn't think you'd do... What? No! That does ''not'' make my whole plan a [[Gambit Roulette]]! You take that back! Or I'll... uh... [[Smoke Out|*smoke bomb!* ]]
Mwahaha—What do you mean, "[[Shut UP, Hannibal|Shut up]]"? No! uh... ''[[No, You|You]]'' shut up! ... Well, yes, my whole plan did sort of hinge on you doing something I didn't think you'd do... What? No! That does ''not'' make my whole plan a [[Gambit Roulette]]! You take that back! Or I'll... uh... [[Smoke Out|*smoke bomb!*]]


Anyway.
Anyway.
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** Also done, in a less-[[Magnificent Bastard]] way, by {{spoiler|Yammy}} with his [[Memetic Mutation|meme-tastic]] line {{spoiler|"Who said the Espada went from one to ten?}}.
** Also done, in a less-[[Magnificent Bastard]] way, by {{spoiler|Yammy}} with his [[Memetic Mutation|meme-tastic]] line {{spoiler|"Who said the Espada went from one to ten?}}.
** Then there's chapter 414, with [[Laser-Guided Karma]] delivered by {{spoiler|Ichimaru Gin}} who out-chessed [[The Chessmaster]], while avoiding his "boss"'s [[Complexity Addiction]] with an simple {{spoiler|watch-and-wait strategy for the better part of a century}}. Unfortunately, {{spoiler|Gin promptly learns he was the victim of a [[Xanatos Gambit]], as Aizen actually [[Out-Gambitted|counted on being out-chessed]] by Gin to reach the next stage of his development...and somehow Aizen has become broken enough to [[Beyond the Impossible|survive being disintegrated from the inside out]]}}.
** Then there's chapter 414, with [[Laser-Guided Karma]] delivered by {{spoiler|Ichimaru Gin}} who out-chessed [[The Chessmaster]], while avoiding his "boss"'s [[Complexity Addiction]] with an simple {{spoiler|watch-and-wait strategy for the better part of a century}}. Unfortunately, {{spoiler|Gin promptly learns he was the victim of a [[Xanatos Gambit]], as Aizen actually [[Out-Gambitted|counted on being out-chessed]] by Gin to reach the next stage of his development...and somehow Aizen has become broken enough to [[Beyond the Impossible|survive being disintegrated from the inside out]]}}.
* Rare heroic example from ''[[Pokémon Special]]''. "[[Oh Crap|Do you think I asked Rono to break Sharpedo's fangs in order to defend myself?]] [[Xanatos Speed Chess|I was actually planning to do something else!]] I grabbed the broken fangs [[Evil Gloating|while you weren't looking]], and used them to make holes in the window!" [http://www.mangareader.net/458-28411-5/pokemon-adventures/chapter-213.html In all its glory.] [[Pokémon/Awesome|This is why you never count out a]] [[Nature Hero|Nature Heroine]] [[Pokémon/Awesome|while she still has a pulse.]]
* Rare heroic example from ''[[Pokémon Special]]''. "[[Oh Crap|Do you think I asked Rono to break Sharpedo's fangs in order to defend myself?]] [[Xanatos Speed Chess|I was actually planning to do something else!]] I grabbed the broken fangs [[Evil Gloating|while you weren't looking]], and used them to make holes in the window!" [http://www.mangareader.net/458-28411-5/pokemon-adventures/chapter-213.html In all its glory.] [[Pokémon/Awesome|This is why you never count out a]] [[Nature Hero]]ine [[Pokémon/Awesome|while she still has a pulse.]]
* ''[[FAKE]]'' gives us the following hilarious exchange as Dee puts the moves on his partner Ryo:
* ''[[FAKE]]'' gives us the following hilarious exchange as Dee puts the moves on his partner Ryo:
{{quote|'''Dee Laytner:''' You little fool! did you think i'd actually be satisfied with just one itty bitty kiss?}}
{{quote|'''Dee Laytner:''' You little fool! did you think i'd actually be satisfied with just one itty bitty kiss?}}
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* In ''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury]]'':
* In ''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury]]'':
{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': (after finally escaping the sand snakes) Think you're rid of me? Think again. (laughs evilly)}}
{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': (after finally escaping the sand snakes) Think you're rid of me? Think again. (laughs evilly)}}
** Now, bad guys say stuff like that all the time, but on this occasion it's different: Grizzaka is one of the three Overlords, the [[Big Bad|Big Bads]] of this arc. Carnisoar the Sky Overlord went down last week, and Jellica the Sea Overlord and the [[Sixth Ranger]] had their climactic battle while Grizzaka the Land Overlord didn't even get past the [[Death Trap]]-laden path to the new [[Humongous Mecha]] this week. So, this arc's over and it's time for the [[Meet the New Boss|Phantom Beasts]], right? Yeah, [[Not So Fast Bucko]].
** Now, bad guys say stuff like that all the time, but on this occasion it's different: Grizzaka is one of the three Overlords, the [[Big Bad]]s of this arc. Carnisoar the Sky Overlord went down last week, and Jellica the Sea Overlord and the [[Sixth Ranger]] had their climactic battle while Grizzaka the Land Overlord didn't even get past the [[Death Trap]]-laden path to the new [[Humongous Mecha]] this week. So, this arc's over and it's time for the [[Meet the New Boss|Phantom Beasts]], right? Yeah, [[Not So Fast Bucko]].
* ''[[Sherlock]]'': "The Reichenbach Fall" - {{spoiler|Moriarty's "super-code" that works on absolutely anything and everyone is desperate to get their hands on? Yeah, he made the whole thing up.}}
* ''[[Sherlock]]'': "The Reichenbach Fall" - {{spoiler|Moriarty's "super-code" that works on absolutely anything and everyone is desperate to get their hands on? Yeah, he made the whole thing up.}}
{{quote|"No, no, no, this is too easy, this is ''too easy''! There is no {{spoiler|key}}, DOOFUS!"}}
{{quote|"No, no, no, this is too easy, this is ''too easy''! There is no {{spoiler|key}}, DOOFUS!"}}


== Professional Wrestling ==
== Professional Wrestling ==
* When Randy Orton shook Sheamus' hand at the conclusion of their May 18th match on Smackdown, Sheamus reluctantly accepted. As soon as he turned away, Randy planted Sheamus with an RKO. Randy is actually well known for doing things like this, so why Sheamus accepted the handshake at all is anyone's guess. Maybe it's because [[Good Is Dumb]].
* When Randy Orton shook Sheamus' hand at the conclusion of their May 18 match on Smackdown, Sheamus reluctantly accepted. As soon as he turned away, Randy planted Sheamus with an RKO. Randy is actually well known for doing things like this, so why Sheamus accepted the handshake at all is anyone's guess. Maybe it's because [[Good Is Dumb]].


== Music ==
== Music ==
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* ''[[World of Warcraft]]'': Did you honestly believe I would trust the future to some blind, half-night elf mongrel?
* ''[[World of Warcraft]]'': Did you honestly believe I would trust the future to some blind, half-night elf mongrel?
** [[Memetic Mutation|It was merely a setback]].
** [[Memetic Mutation|It was merely a setback]].
** In the 5-man "Trial of the Champion" dungeon, the Black Knight -- whom the player has most likely slain in a previous quest -- appears out of nowhere at the end and booms, "Did you honestly think an agent of the Lich King could be bested on the field of your ''pathetic'', little tournament?"
** In the 5-man "Trial of the Champion" dungeon, the Black Knight—whom the player has most likely slain in a previous quest—appears out of nowhere at the end and booms, "Did you honestly think an agent of the Lich King could be bested on the field of your ''pathetic'', little tournament?"
*** And then you kill him again. And again. And once more. That's counting up to '''three''' [[Back From the Dead]].
*** And then you kill him again. And again. And once more. That's counting up to '''three''' [[Back From the Dead]].
**** That fight in and of itself is more likely an example of [[Only a Flesh Wound]], given that the character is ''called'' "[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Black Knight]]" and he constantly disregards damage to himself and is assured of his victory.
**** That fight in and of itself is more likely an example of [[Only a Flesh Wound]], given that the character is ''called'' "[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Black Knight]]" and he constantly disregards damage to himself and is assured of his victory.