Monstrous Regiment/Heartwarming

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  • Wazzer speaks with the voice of the Duchess, and bids all the generals to return to their homes, and rebuild their country -- and she returns their kiss of service.
  • Polly, afraid for her brother's life, finally finds him in the custody of Vimes; she sees that someone had given him a box of colored chalk and he was happy as can be, drawing birds.
  • Wazzer/Alice's happy ending: She gets her own room at the Palace, knows the Duchess has blessed her, and she's never beaten. And that was all she ever wanted.
  • Lofty makes an inspiring Band of Sisters speech, without saying a word.
  • Jackrum's Last Stand. That is all.
  • Lofty and Tonker go off together and burn down the Girl's Working School.