Discworld/Mort/Funny

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  • Death tries drinking.
  • Death goes fly fishing. As he's fishing, another fisherman is distracted by his display and falls in, so Death pulls him out. The man asks why he saved him, then spends the rest of his recovery puzzling over the answer:

Man: What the hell did he mean "for later"?

    • Heck, just Death's version of fly fishing, for that matter. Rather than using the fly as a lure, he makes one which chases down and attacks the fish. Which are terrified.