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Mr. Tulip: It's not a ----ing harpsichord, it's a ----ing virginal! One ----ing string to a note instead of two! So called because it was an instument for ----ing young ladies!
Chair: My word, was it? I thought it was just a sort of early piano!

  • Every time Otto takes a picture.
  • A small but hilarious one: the only Guilds that refuse to vote to impeach Vetinari are the four run by women, prompting Vimes to observe, very dryly, that the man must have led a very interesting life.